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Forever...part 4

posted by twihardfreak13

in the eyes I let out a dry sob “what’s wrong tori?” “nothing I’m just so happy to have someone like toi my relationship life wasn’t always a happy ending it always led to a broken cœur, coeur and now that I’m with toi all that pain has gone away.” he got me in his arms and he a dit “ I never thought that I’d find anyone either but then toi came along the moment I saw toi I just felt so drawn to toi like nothing could take us apart and nothing g ever will you’re my only love.” after he kissed my lips so gently and he got up out of the lit and slipped his chemise on and put on...

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Another Story Chapter 74

posted by surfergal

I had had enough staring of into l’espace wondering what Nathen looked like ou slid he was going to be okay. Everythig was running through my mind so fast and so intence I was getting a headache. I walked upstairs and into Carlisle office.
Carlisle can I please see Nathen? I ask.
Addi, are toi sure? He ask.
I'm sure I can't stop thinking about what he looks like and if if he is going to be alright. I told him.
Okay come this way. Carlisle said.
We walked out of the office and into the big long hallway. Emmet was beside me I guessed that Carlisle wanted him up here for my support. Carlisle open...

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10 ways to annoy Bella cygne

posted by myau

10: Set her up with Tyler

9: Insist she needs a new hair cut and force her to let toi do it. Give her a Mohawk.
…make sure toi do this just before she goes on a rendez-vous amoureux, date with Edward.

8: Tell her that Edward is really a wizard named Cedric Diggory, and that he dies in the 4th book. Refuse to explain what the heck you’re talking about.

7: Send Mike l’amour letters and sign her name.
…afterwards montrer Edward these letters.]

6: Tell her Jessica and Edward are getting married. Ask her if she would like to be the bridesmaid.

5: Tell her that some people named Jane and Aro are coming to visit. Watch her scream....

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Mary Alice, Chapter 9

posted by teamalice_0

I enjoy this chapter, hope toi do too.
teamalice_0
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He stared at me in shock.

"Carlisle?" My aunt called.

"Alice?"

"Where are the others?" There was more?

"They went hunting, they should be back sometime soon."

I only wanted to say this once, so I had to wait 'till they got back. We sat in silence, but the Dr. looked like he was thinking.

Minutes later I snapped my head in the direction of laughing. The first guy to walk in had my binder, I forgot I had it out there still. He was huge. A bronze/ brown hair girl, followed par the rest. I skipped toward...

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Forevermore - Chapter 6

posted by Gabstaaa

Thankyou so much to soo many people. toi have really helped. i know its not much but its going to gett interesting at the school ;) romance for Harley. Danger. Immortality. Unexpected visits. Death. Cantt wait ot write it!

‘School? Harley? Are toi sure? There’s no rush atall. It’s pretty easy actually. Our brains can handle a lot plus information than an average humans can. I could teach toi much plus than they do there.’ He just doesn’t get it does he?
‘Carlisle. I want the experience. I want to meet people and talk to someone other than a vampire. I mean, I l’amour toi all… it’s...

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Bella's life part 7

posted by edwardcullen865

"okay let me see.we go to the Italy and try to negotiate a deal to get my daughter back?" i was calm thank to Jasper .i owe him so much.
i looked at mason lying in my arms .he looked just like Edward and a little of me thrown in there.
"well Bella we don't want to hurt Renesmee at any circumstances." Carlisle said.
"i do feel for Bella so much has happened in the last year."Carlisle thoughts touched me.
i tried to focus in on Edward's thoughts.
they were appointed to Jacob .
" I'll kill him if we don't get her back. he is dead.she is not going back to him i don't care how much she loves him."...

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newborn -- chapter one ( part dos )

posted by egg-cellent

I was looking at a beautiful girl in the mirror.
No, she couldn't be me. This wasn't me. My right nostril is bigger than my left nostril. My left cheekbone was higher than my right, making my eyes shaped funny when I smile. I hated it, but that was me. I was looking at a gorgeous girl in the mirror. Her eyes where blood red though, which sort of scared me. Behind her eyes was pale white skin. Her features where perfect, perfect wasn't even the word. They where marvelous.
I continued to look at the girl, her long curly hair was perfectly curled. A small rose blush was plastered onto her cheeks....

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Vampire

posted by Whiskey37

Vampires

Blood trickled down his face from his paralysed victim,
Her body pale white and completely oblivious to what had happened,
His eyes, red as rubies,
Hers, totally lifeless,
His teeth were as sharp as razorblades,
They sliced threw flesh with ease.
The trees nearby whispered and mumbled,
And the stream glistened like glass.
He watched his victim,
The one and only l’amour of his life,
He remembered to well what happened that night, the kicking the screaming,
The mistakes he made.
The clothing around her neck was crusted with her own blood,
He studied his hand and own clothing with the same result.
Although...

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Sunrise Part 41

posted by Bella_Swan3

-Renesmee-

"Alice! I a dit NO! NO sparkles, and NO glitter!" I yelled at Alice as she appeared with a cartload of tiny baby outfits. Covered in the very items I'd just forbidden.

"Oh, come on, Renesmee, you're ruining my fun," Alice pouted at me. I sighed. Alice was the definition of an unstoppable force. With a pout that made toi feel like the guy who killed Bambi's mom. Yeah, that guilt-enforcing.

"FINE. But I approve the outfits, okay?" I gave in.
"Yay!"

This is what happens when a pixie and a vampire interbreed. Alice. Directly translated, it means:

HEAVEN HELP THE NON-SHOPAHOLICS, THEY WON'T...

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.twilight. girl

posted by rachel-rathbone

ok this is something that i made up if toi like it come be my fan.

EVERY seconde I GET OLDER. EVERY seconde I AGE. THERE IS NO l’espace FOR UNHAPPINESS TO TIME FOR TEARS AND NO PAITCANTS FOR FEARS ONLY l’espace FOR HAPPINESS AND TIME FOR FREEDAM NO TIME TO BE PACINET AND WAIT. EVERY minute IS SIXTY SECONDS, EVERY heure IS THREE HUNDRED AND SIXTY SECONDS. SO EACH heure I WAIT WAITING FOR toi IS ANOHTER STRIKE IN THE TIME I HAVE LEFT.THE TIME I SO PRECISLY NEED.WHILST YOUR AROUND ME I AM ALWAYS HAPPY I SMILE WITH YOU. EACH seconde OF MY LIFE IS WELL SPENT BUT MY DEATH IS SOON DUE.
EACH seconde I AM AWAY FROM...

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Chapter five

posted by Doopey

Here is the suivant one :) hope toi enjoy it (:

Chapter Five

I could feel myself gettin my senses back. But i did not déplacer because i could hear a voice in the other room.
"She has been out for five days how long until she wakes up !?" Aros voice sounded angry, i figured he didnt think i was going to be unconcious. I heard a reply from the other end of a phone.
"One ou two days master." Phew, he will still think im unconciuos. But suddenly i heard his footsteps coming into the room i was in.
He crouched down and whispered in my ear.
"Dear bella. I am getting quite thirsty i will be back in an hour...

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Bella's Journal 2

posted by alicecullensBFF

heyy everyone.. umm i wanna know how u like the changes i made. if i kept the events the same i thought it would be to much lyk the original version, but i may be wrong. i would appreciate the commentaires and suggestions. thanks!!

Okay I narrowly escaped Edward yesterday so I need to be really careful. So I promised I would tell toi about what happened in the past few days. We were all in the main house and Alice was dancing around fixing things that were already perfect so I knew something was up. She was really anxious and it was almost like she was waiting for something. All of a sudden there...

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The twlight Zone: part 24

posted by Edward_lover101

salut guys this is the last one for a while. I'm écriture a book called the Invasion. I have to get that done before I can write another twlight Zone. I hope toi like this one.

Today was my wedding day. Alice grabed my hand was towed me to her colset. There was my wedding Dress. It was white, with squence down to my waist. This was the dress of my dreams. Alice and Esme helped me into my dress. Alice was putting make-up on my face while Esme did my nails. When I was finnaly ready, we drove Alice's car to Carlisle and Esme's house. There house was huge! There house was coverd in fleurs and white...

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The story never ends, it’s a happily ever after - Part 25

posted by sasie_katje88

picture below :D

Bella's pov

“I’m not planning to wear this at school, but don’t toi agree I look hot in this dress” I a dit and turned myself towards the mirror again. When suddenly Edward grabbed my hand and dragged my back into the closet, closing the door behind him.
“What, I’m just joking” I a dit serious
“Bella, I don’t want toi to go to school, I want toi to come with me to Italy” He a dit slowly
“Italy? Why do I want to go to Italy. We have class in less then 2 hours” I a dit back while looking for something else to wear.
“I’m not going to class, Bella and neither...

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The Other Way (Edward's POV) Ch. 16

posted by CharmedVamp101

My eyes unfocused, I was reminiscing that night that I proposed to Bella. I remember how in l’amour we were, ou at least how in l’amour I thought we were. Was I ready for this to happen? I didn't know.
"Edward? Be honest, if toi don't want to marry me, then tell me, but I would really appreciate it if toi a dit something."
I focused back on her, realizing my mouth was open. I was determined to make this sound right.
"I'm not saying no, but are toi sure toi want to?"
I watched her expression as she thought. I needed to understand her.
"I definitely want to. I mean, I l’amour you, I've had experience dating,...

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A new Chapter 3

posted by jamiesue00

Ever since Jake and Nessie got engaged, Nessie has been busy with Alice, Esme and Rosalie planning the wedding. Things were moving rather fast the wedding was less than a week away and there was so much left to do. In only a few days, Jacob and Nessie would be married and déplacer out. I got to thinking about it, where were they going to live? Renesmee lived with us and Jacob still lived with his father. With this problem I had to speak with Edward about this. He came walking in to the cottage and saw the look on my face. “Bella, what’s wrong?”
“What are we going to do? They can’t live...

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PREFACE

posted by sh0rtiinedward

Ok guys i correct all my writings i hope toi can understand them better!! please comment!!!

I didn't know how my life will be as vampire, how things should work with Charlie and Mom, keeping my self away from them is torturing my self.
I felt like I’m trapped without an exit
the only thing that keeps me strong is my family
Edward and Rennesme, now that they are not in plus danger I feel plus in peace.
But what will I should tell Charlie when the time to déplacer arrives?
How will he react to this, He will have too many questions and how I suppose to explain it to him? I think that he already knows what we really are, but he is too scared to say it ou just think about it.
But what I really know right now is that we are sûr, sans danger and will start our Happy Ever After no matter what happen ou what people think about us.
I think

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end of the world

posted by angiehomas

ok so this is a old song from the fiftys but i think it relates to how bella feels after edward leaves her in new moon so here it is

Why does the sun go on shining
Why does the sea rush to rive
Don't they know it's the end of the world
'Cause toi don't l’amour me any plus

Why do the birds go on chant
Why do the stars glow above
Don't they know it's the end of the world
It ended when I Lost your love

I wake up in the morning and I wonder
Why everything's the same as it was
I can't understand, no, I can't understand
How life goes on the way it does

Why does my cœur, coeur go on beating
Why do these eyes of mine cry
Don't they know it's the end of the world
It ended when toi a dit goodbye

Why does my cœur, coeur go on beating
Why do these eyes of mine cry
Don't they know it's the end of the world
It ended when toi a dit goodbye

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A theory: Alice

posted by Wordwok

While I was trying to sleep I couldn't help feel excited about Breaking Dawn and remember the theories I read throughout the day. Then, I remembered the thing about dear Alice having Lost all memory of being human. This led me to believe (since her lover was a vamp. right? ou something like that.) that maybe Alice actualy wanted to become a vampire.
As a penalty ou something, she forgot her memory....
So, maybe this will happen to Bella.... But, I doubt it.

It was just a aléatoire (and possibly a WAY off) theory, but I just wanted to share it with all of you.
^___^'

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This fandom reeks of anger and irrationality

posted by pink_martini2

I might be generalizing when I say this, but this fandom is none too friendly. I am willingly to bet my life that there /are/ level-minded people here, who l’amour the series for what it is, a great epic story-one that we all adore.

But I think it must be my fault that I can't get to these people. There is an army of irrational fangirls that stand between me and some relaxed chats with some admirable fans.

I thought maybe after the initial "outrage" of Eclipse then people will chill out. But I was wrong.

With all the Anti-Jacob Black groups that spans all the way to Deviantart to fanpop, I can't...