Twilight Funnies

Renesme's POV

After hours of weeping, I stopped walked over to my dresser and threw a maroon veste on, I then put my hair up with a rubber-band knowing it would hurt my hair later. I was going to sneak out, I slipped on some Converse and made some recordings on my laptop, So if mom ou dad try to come in I would have something recorded. I had 5 recordings set. 1: "No thanks" 2:Go away!" 3: I dont want to talk right now sorry" 4: Im not hungry. 5:I'm tired, I'm gonna go to bed. It was pretty corny but eh what else can I do? I thought. When i was all done I slipped out my window and jumped to the ground. When I was sure no one was watching I dashed off in the direction of Alice's house.

I am sorry that i hvae not been on in almost a an i discovered FanFiction.net and fell in l’amour with it.

I'm also sorry to say that i may not finish this story. I will either change to where it is Bella and either Jasper, Sam ou Paul. I am leaning plus to Jasper. The reason for this is because I have fallen in l’amour with Jasper, Sam and Paul being with Bella. Along with a little bit Jared.

ou I will allow someone to take over this story. I already have someone in mind to cintinue it if that person still wants to write it.

I have yet to decided which one it will take me a while to choose which one with school softball and explorers.

Please commett cause I will look at those and they will also help me decide which one

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Renesme's POV

I laughed, Jacob was a great guy and very funny. I loved him, I mean who wouldnt?! He's cute smart, Buff, and Funny. I think even mom has a crush on him! "Ness!"Jacob shouted/laughed. "Huh? Oh I'm sorry jacob what were toi saying?" I dumbfoundly asked. "I a dit do toi want to go to dîner with me on friday?" He smiled. "I would l’amour to! But I have to ask my mom and dad... My dad will probably say no.. He dosnt like you" "I know, call me ok?" He ask's. "Okay!" I say cheerfully.

1 heure later.
"Mom, Can I ask toi something?" I dubiously said. "Sure hunny" Then mom put down the paper and gave me a warm smile. "Well toi see jacob kinda asked me out on a date." "Really? Well I would say yes but the final desicion is up to your dad" She a dit seriously. I sighed, I then sent mom a mind message saying, "I know".

Nessie's POV

I looked around curiously, I starred at the strange objects moving around my head. What were they? I looked around plus and plus and became scared of my surroundings, I let out a small cry and started to kick and wiggle about. A moment later and tall dark haired man appered-My father Edward Cullen. He scooped me up and gently started rocking me back and forth. "Shhh Ness, its ok" He rocked and kissed me for a few plus minutes then set me down into my lit agian. Soon I fell asleep.