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Moonphase Chapter 5 How Could Jacob Do This Renesmee's POV

posted by iluvtwilight123

I was running inside of the forest where i hunted with my family. i sat on the rocks of the river, as i watched the stars i heard footsteps.
Mom i thought. But as i looked beyond the trees i didnt see just mom. i saw Mom, Kate, Tayna, Carmen, Zafrina, Aunt Rose , Aunt Alice, and last of all Leah.
Wait LEAH???! The person that helped stomp on my heart. And she came here to calm me down after she kissed my boyfriend!
Anger boiled up inside me, i stood up and walked to Leah. " How dare toi came here and montrer your face to me after what you've done." I yelled."Nessie, baby calm down ok?" Aunt...

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Starlit - Promise (Chapter 7)

posted by Yoss

“I better take toi home, now.” Jacob softly a dit as he pulled away from my face. “Your father might be hunting for me right this very moment.” He chuckled amused par the idea.

We snuck out. We wanted to be alone, away from the watchful eyes and listening ears of everyone. He took me to our favori place here in La push –up on the cliff. We were sitting on the edge of the highest peak, our feet dangling over the edge.

The sky was a perfect setting for a night like this – the full moon hung just right overhead. The sky filled with thousands of twinkling stars.

A starlit night – I sighed...

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Kayla, The Final Chapter!!

posted by twilight-7

Jacob couldn’t wait for another time.
Charlie and I were sitting in the living-room, watching TV and talking, when someone knocked on the door.
“Will toi get that, Kayla,” Charlie said. He was smiling. I didn’t like that smile. He knew something that I didn’t. I hated that.
I opened the door and almost had a cœur, coeur attack. Standing there, grinning crazily, was Jacob.
“Jacob!” I said, utterly shocked.
His grin vanished when he saw me. His eyes went from shining happily, to blazing angrily. His hands balled up into fists and he started shaking. I grabbed one of his shaking arms and...

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Kristen´s Interview (Brazilian Magazine)

posted by mari_giovani

The Cover

Now, this is the interview that Kristen gave to a Brazilian Magazine (the same that i posté Rob´s interview from) in November and here´s the translation! (sorry for taking so long)

*What do toi have in common with Bella?
Kristen: When toi read the book, toi immediately feel like Bella. She has the same qualities as many girls wish they had. She´s very self sufficient and i´m also like that.

*What kind of livres do toi like to read?
Kristen: I´ve read East of Eden, from John Steinbeck, so many times. And it´s a book that my whole family read it. It´s weird, I always go to bookstores, but...

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Bella's alternative- chapter 2

posted by yazangi

While Bella is unconscience Jacob is still with the boys so he doesn't really know that bella passed out. Christy is a new girl in town, a nurse so when she sees Bella she helps her feel a little bit better. Jacob finally runs into Bella and asks Christy what was wrong with her. "Nothing serious she just hit her head, does she fall down a lot because she doesn't really feel shocked at all?!"
"huh, yeah she tripps over a lot," Jacob sighed awkwardly. [i]Jake, pull yourself together man, what's wrong with you? it must be the weather. Who is this girl anyway?[i] After that jour on Bella and Christy...

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Kayla, Chapter 18

posted by twilight-7

I went to go see Charlie the jour after his ‘accident’. Carlisle had told the other doctors that Charlie had tripped while cooking and hit his head off the corner of the cuisine table. Charlie didn’t disagree with that. I was surprised. I thought that he would turn me in, tell the police that I had tried to murder him. But he didn’t. When he saw he smiled widely. This shocked me. I know I wouldn’t be smiling at the person who had tried to kill me.
“Kayla,” he welcomed me, his voice full of warmth. His head was wrapped in a white bandage. “How are you?”
I sat down on the chair...

21

Aura--Chapter 3--Frenemies

posted by mikaela_isabela

third chapter, full of shocks and crazy twists...enjoy!

The La Push students stood out among the vast amounts of students at school. They were tanner, and wore brighter couleurs than us, a very unusual; thing to do in Forks where your covered in an unclear haze of rain and shadow. The La Push kids mostly kept to themselves, at lunch in most classes, but there would be a rare occasion that they would have to communicate with toi for an assignment ou for something they needed help with. I was lucky to be in mostly senior classes, so I didn’t have to worry about that too much. If I sounded stupid,...

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Which One?-Chapter:7(Edwards POV)

posted by team_edward_

I sat a traverser, croix from her at the table.I put my hand on hers"2 plus days then toi tell Jacob.Are toi sure thats what toi want to do?"She looked at me and said"I l’amour you, I want you, and I need you.Not him."The look in her eyes was one of pain and l’amour toi could easily tell she was longing for the 2 days to be over so she could just get her feelings out."Do toi want me to come?"She looked at me again this time with hopefulness"I would l’amour for toi to come but are toi sure toi want to?I dont want there to be a fight ou anything because your there." I chucked at this"Nothing I can`t handle,so do...

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Lovely sight Ch. 1

posted by i_luv_twilight

salut this is the first chapter of a story i m writing. if u like it comment! if ppl like it i'll post more!

I was walking outside of my house when I saw him. He was unloading a moving van across the rue with who looked like his father. His hair was a glistening golden-red color. I completely froze. I was stunned par the beauty that was standing a few yards away from me.
He caught me staring, causing my face to turn a bright shade of red. I could tell he was laughing at my cherry-colored face.
I rushed into my house almost running my face into the door, because I didn't unlock the door fast enough...

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Midnight montrer Review [Spoilers]

posted by SaveMe620

I've gotta say, when I walked into the theater, I kept saying to myself, "it's a low-budget film. It's a four hundred whatever book crammed into two hours..." toi get the point. I wasn't expecting the movie to be as great as the book (Duh!). However, the movie turned out better than I expected! I actually loved it and I'm planning on seeing it again!

The Characters

Edward:
I loved how Robert actually portrayed Edward. It was exactly how I pictured him. He was defiantly creepy. I mean, appearing in her room and just standing there, but it was how I thought of Edward. I remember lire the book...

9

Dead But Dreamy - Robert Pattinson Is Twilight's Edward

posted by Zeisha

Normally, a vampire flick heading to theaters would attract the typical genre ou horror fans curious to the latest spin on the bloodsucker mythology. But there’s nothing typical about the absolute tidal wave of buzz surrounding the big screen adaptation of Stephanie Meyer’s young adult skewing vampire tale, Twilight.

In the four years since Meyer’s released Twilight (the first book in the now completed four series), the book have sold plus than 17 million copies in 37 languages, and maybe most importantly, spawned a fandom as passionate, vocal and obsessed over their work that most authors...

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Robert Pattinson: I Didn’t Read ‘Breaking Dawn’

posted by Zeisha

Robert Pattinson sat down with Premiere to talk about Twilight since there’s only one week left until opens in theaters!!!

The 21-year-old British actor revealed that he hasn’t even read the whole book series yet! He shared, “I haven’t [read the whole series]. I’ve read all of the livres except for Breaking Dawn. I didn’t want to know how it ended. I wanted to have the uncertainty of not knowing where it’s going to go, so I just read the first three. I want to read the last one, but I’m determined to wait.”

If toi want to meet Robert in the flesh TONIGHT, he’ll be at the the Hot Topic store at Square One Mall in Saugus, Mass. There will be a Q&A and an autograph session at 6PM, but remember to purchase your $30 Twilight Tour T-shirt so toi can get in!

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Jacob and Leah spot Made.

posted by DefineDelicate

Hello My Follow Twilighters!
there's a New Spot Made, it's The Leah and Jacob spot, so if toi like their friendship/relationsip couple wise, feel free to join!

link

rejoindre TODAY!
where toi can discuss their partnership, with other fans, make/find Leah and Jacob fan Art, and what toi think over all of Jacob and Leah.

and if toi have any concerns, ou request for the spot, don't be scared to ask, also if toi know anyone else who likes the Couple, please spread the Jeah l’amour This way :)

DefineDelicate
aka
Tiff

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haut, retour au début Things toi Should NEVER Do to Edward Cullen

posted by stormyskyes08

1. Tell him that Bella really is dead.
2. Lock him in a room with Jacob.
3. Beat Edward at chess
4. Tell him that Bella ran off with Jacob.
5. Replace all his CD's with techno music.
6. Tell him that he's sparkly.
7. Do not serenade him.
8. Push him in the sunlight.
9. Kill an animal in front of him
10. Tell Edward that there are thousands of posers on Myspace pretending to be him.
11. Tell him that he smells good.
12. Ask him to eat something.
13. Ask him if he got contacts.
14. Beg him to do your homework for him.
15. Ask him to bite you.
16. Ask him if toi "dazzle him."
17. Tell him that toi l’amour him.
18....

9

Bellas got some issues. Yes ou No? (i refrased this from before)

posted by luvrofedward

yea i made the titre to be something a little less opinionated, and plus open to other peoples opinon. so if toi agree, say why, and if not, give some examples of her good side! all i did was her bad side cuz thats my opinion. :)

These are from the first chapter of Eclipse.

pg. 14-Charlie to Bella"You're hurting Jake's feelings, avoiding him like this."
response: HOLY CRAP listen to your father Bella!!! toi have got a serious problem, and toi are hurting poor Jake in the process! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!?!? GET..A..LIFE, and leave Jacob out of it

pg. 17-in Bella's mind"I wrenched the door out...

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Review on Stephanie Meyers new book: Eclipse

posted by GabrielleMN

As Seattle is ravaged par a string of mysterious killings and a malicious vampire continues her quest for revenge, Bella once again finds herself surrounded par danger. In the midst of it all, she is forced to choose between her l’amour for Edward and her friendship with Jacob—knowing that her decision has the potential to ignite the ageless struggle between vampire and werewolf. With her graduation quickly approaching, Bella has one plus decision to make: life ou death. But which is which?

Yes, yes, here it is…the long awaited third book in the Twilight series par Stephenie Meyer. It’s been...