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True Lies,Teen Girls(Chapter Six)

posted by moolah

This is the dress Bella wore(don't worry-it'll be the same dare-she won't be wearing this for long)

Rosalie’s P.O.V:
I was frickin’ mad. I could seduce Edward Cullen. It’s not really that hard. He’s a boy, for crying out loud. When I got home, Emmett was watching football screaming, “NO! YES! NO! YES! YES!!!!!” then he looked over at me, “Oh hey, heard toi and Bella and Alice got in a fight.” “Yep.” I said. “But what do toi care, toi still like her.” “You will then, eventually.” He turned the TV off and put me on his lap. “Thanks,” I whispered. He smiled, “For what?” “Making me feel bet…” that’s when she walked in. Emmett looked over and took me...

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Break up Part 7

posted by CarlislesLover

Hope toi like it
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I was so glad I had Hannah as a friend because if I didn’t I wouldn’t know what to do. The plane landed in Italy at last. “Well how are we going to get a car so we can drive up to volterra?”

“We could steal one” Esme just looked at me “What?”

“I thought leaving Carlisle was insane but stealing a car!”

“Do toi want to find Edward?”

“Yes I do”

“Then stealing a car it is” Me and Esme went off to find a car we could steal. “How about this one?” Esme asked pointing do a red Porsche. “Ok” I got in the driver’s siège “How come toi get...

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Conversation part 5

posted by CarlislesLover

Hope toi all like it :)XX

“Charlie can I go back accueil to mum now?” I groaned at him “Charlie it’s probably best if toi let her go. I’ll explain everything to Edward and then if we get Bella back down here and try to resolve this”

“Are toi sure?”

“Yes Charlie. She looks very confused”

“Umm ok then”

“See toi later Charlie”

“Good bye Dr Cullen” Charlie pushed me out of the hospital and lifted me in to the car. “Well we can’t let toi fly alone so I’m gonna have to get your mum down here to pick toi up” I sat in silence whilst he rang mum “Hi Renee this is Charlie....

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Conversation part 4

posted by CarlislesLover

And i'm back fianly with art 4 :)XXX

Suddenly a mask was placed over my face and yet again I went into blackness.

I could hear people talking and I had no idea of how long I’d been in blackness for. I woke up lying on my stomach. I had no clothes on apart from my knickers. The rest of me was covered in bandage and cast. I tried looking around. I recognised the place but wasn’t sure of where I was. “Bells are toi awake?” Charlie asked. I didn’t know he was in the room. “Where am I Charlie?”

“In your room”

“It smells like the hospital though”

“You’ve been in hospital unconscious...

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Life after the Dawn (Jealousy) Chapter 10

posted by ybet_cullen18

I Lost this article about 8 months ago. thanks to my cousin, alistair! for helping me find this. pls commentaire and tell me if i should continue.

Chapter 10

Bella’s pov

I was resting on his arms, contented. As he closed his eyes, I stared at him. He was so beautiful. As long as My Greek-godlike husband was with me, I’m complete... I closed my eyes and hugged him tightly. He hugged me back as he kissed my hair. I faced him but didn’t open my eyes. He crushed his lips on mine.
I giggled and leaned back on his chest.
He spoke.
“I’m glad that toi believed Alice. “
“She’s my sister, Edward....

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Conversation EPOV part 1

posted by CarlislesLover

This is part one of edwards POV of the conversation
Hope toi like it XXX

I was going to see Bella today as I usually did. My wife-to-be thinking about us always made me smile. “Are toi going to see Bella this morning, Edward?”Esme asked “Yes I am it’s been a while since I last saw her”
“Oh come on it’s hardly been a while just two days that’s!”Emmett was always like this when it came to me mentioning about how long I’d been away from Bella for “Emmett leave Edward alone, toi know how much he loves Bella” Carlisle was always there to shut up Emmett’s complaining “I’m...

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Life after Breaking Dawn Part 9!

posted by smileyfaceddude

I screamed in horror, trying to pull free, the hand was just like Jasper’s… just thinking brings tears back to my eyes, but they won’t spill, so I just blinked them away like I always did… I looked at my capturer I gasped, my eyes went so wide I thought they’d pop out, my mouth curled into an ‘O’ shape, the capture WAS Jasper. Oh, how I was relieved he was alive, in one way, but his very being wasn’t, oh, how I wanted to emballage, wrap my arms tight around his neck, and just forget all this has happened and go back to the Happy times we had… but there was no way to do so. For, my beloved...

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Twilight Influencing Increase in Baby Names

posted by vampireempire

The Social Security Adminstration recently released it's annual rapporter of the most populaire baby names. Or, should I say 'vampire' baby names? The results were quite interesting.

I wonder if Stephenie Meyer ever realized just how much her writings would impact the planet. With Meyer's wildly populaire Twilight series holding phenom reign over the past couple of years, her livres and the characters she created have actually influenced the most populaire baby names of 2009... Full Story Here link

Twilight Saga & Stephenie Meyer Rumor round up

posted by Renesmee_XD

par Twilight_News |

So there’s a bunch out there circulating. Here’s what we make of it.

Rumor 1: The Host casting in full balançoire, swing and Ian Somhalder cast as Ian. Now as much as Alphie would personally l’amour nothing better than to have this be true, at the moment it’s rumor. A number of sources that we checked with were surprised to learn of this because the movie is still actively being developed. What we think sparked this was a German fansite stating Ian would be great for the role combined with a casting website that puts out general information about projects.

Rumor 2: Kristen Stewart is...

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My Wish Come True chapt.3

posted by whatupiloveyou

Italics are Bella’s dream!
Bella’s POV

I can’t believe I was smiling, the last time I smiled was when Ed…he was here. My mom was in shock that I was finally montrer a change in emotion.
“Sweetheart, your happy, ou smiling, at least. I l’amour toi so much. toi know that right?” my mom was over-joyed. I just smiled more, and that made my mom plus excited. I know its stupid, but I really want that wish to come true. I want to see him again, to be happy again. I know that sounds so hopeless.
“Its late, sweetheart, toi should really go to sleep. See toi in the morning.”...

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This was my article to C.A.T.

posted by MrsJonasLautner

This article is not an opinion, fan-fiction, list,review, ou guide. This is.....
A TRAGEDY.
Ooooookay. I CANNOT BELIEVE how many stupid PEOPLE joined this club. (Well, a small part of the members are Twilight fans wanted to give toi guys a claque, smack in the face.... Which I cheer on!) But all toi guys do is insult Twilight. Have toi guys actually read the livres ou seen the movies? I THINK NOT!
Author's Note: Hey, toi guys a dit it doesn't matter what team you're on, so on behalf of Twilight Fans, I'm écriture this article to guess who... YOU!
TIP FOR BOYS:
If you're a boy, and toi don't like Twilight,...

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breaking dawn book 2 chapter 6

posted by xroylex

i gave jacob time to think about what i asked, let it settle in. i didint wont to make him feel unfomfitable about this, well i guess he allready does.
as soon as we were through the door i went straight to bella i watched her as she watched me for a seconde then i help lock with jacob. i could feel her eyes on me now.
"were going to let jacob and belle talk privetly" i told the rest of them
"over my pile of ashes" rosalie hissed at me she was still holding bella like she was some toy that no one els was alowed to touche.
i ignored her and turned to bella
"bella jacob would like to talk to you...

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History Of Twilight(part 2)

posted by Isabellaashley

The Big Screen
Stephenie released Eclipse on August 7, 2007 with 150,000 copies flying off the shelves the first jour alone. The book hit #1 on both mur rue Journal and USA Today's lists. Catherine Hardwicke, director of Thirteen and Lords of Dogtown, was chosen to direct the first movie in The Twilight Saga, and the casting calls began. On November 16, 2007, the first character for the film version of Twilight was chosen with Kristen Stewart as Bella Swan, and on December 11, they finally found the chemistry they were looking for in the Edward/Bella relationship, with Robert Pattinson earning...

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news

posted by melikhan

Today, The Twilight Saga: New Moon and The Twilight Saga: Eclipse étoile, star Tinsel Korey will be speaking to the youth before the Aboriginal Youth Night hockey game. The event is sponsored par True North Sports and Entertainment and the Manitobe Moose Hockey Club, and tonight's events will be called "Follow Your Dreams." According to a récent press release, "the concept is fairly simple in nature, the goals are to encourage First Nations Youth from around Manitoba to pursue their dreams through healthy living and a very specific focus on suicide prevention, due to the high suicide rate amongst First Nations youth." 2,500 are expected to attend from the 63 First Nations communities around Manitoba, and "Ti

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Juliet part 5

posted by kiwi12

part 5

The leader talked to me of many things as he drove. Soon he asked me if I was a minor. I told him yes. "Yes" was a stretch of the truth but then so was "no" and the mind reader wasn't here to rat me out. I was terrified. My mind was so overloaded as the stress caught up with me. I knew I wasn't functioning well.

We weren't driving anymore. Two she-vampires were standing in front of a secluded house with the she-vampire from before. The one who approached me had red eyes. That made sense... a vampire with red eyes. The red-eyed she vampire took my hand and was saying something about how...

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The girl who fell in l’amour with a Werewolf Chapter 4

posted by twilight_lover9

Bella Cullen

I woke up and i was lying on Jakes green canapé in his old cozy lounge room. I sat up and i could hear Nessie's voice
“Jake its going to happen shes going to get involved with one of us shes going to end up finding out about us and what we are and everything! Alice has seen it Jake” Nessie exclaimed.
“No” Jake a dit firmly.
“Yes Jake” Nessie replied softly.
“No No No, she wont be getting hurt don't toi see Nessie shes like my sister! my sister, i l’amour her and i don't want to get her hurt!” Jake a dit firmly, i couldn't take it anymore I'm sick of being last to know but not this...

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New Moon, chapter eleven, Clarifications. Part two

posted by New_Moon_Master

I could not tell if he looked plus furious, tired, ou worried sick. Just lookig at him made me feel a little bit sick. He had slept little if at all last night, it was obvious. He paused, looking me over for a half a moment. With how I looked, it was obvious I had not been out partying all night. That must have been why worry won out on his face. He ran to me and, pulling me into the house, grabbed me into a vice-tight hug.
"Bella, what happened to you?" he a dit urgently with his arms still around me.
"I'm so sorry Charlie, I was hiking and I saw the bear, but it wasn't the bear, it was huge...

sequel to breaking dawn Sol chapter 1

posted by maureenyvette

Sol

Maureen Reed

Chapter 1

The misunderstanding with the Volturi was something I could never forget. Unlike all the near death experiences that were fading from my memories left from my human life, this one would stick.
It made me sad; Nessie would put her hand to my cheek and replay when I told her she would have to run. No mater how many times I told her we would be together, she still seemed unsure.

"You ready to hunt Nessie?"
"A huh"
"Do toi mind if I come.....Nessie?"
Jacob new she'd say yes but he wouldn't give it a rest that I was calling her after I had refused to use his nickname...

Taylor Lautner signs on for 'Northern Lights'; Tom Cruise not attached.

posted by Hellohoudini

par Mandi Bierly

Taylor Lautner is set to étoile, star in the action movie Northern Lights, which, contrary to reports stating otherwise, will not feature Tom Cruise. A rep for David Ellison’s Skydance Productions tells EW the official logline is as follows: “Set against the backdrop of extreme flying, Northern Lights follows four young pilots as they compete against the world’s best. A story of teamwork, sacrifice, loss, and victory, these young aviators push themselves to physical and emotional limits in the unforgiving world of performance aerobatics.” The other pilots have not been cast....

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l’amour & war chapter 3

posted by anna-cookie

Edward pov
We been écriture for 3 months letters to each other. They were not l’amour letters but i hoped.
Bella and i had quickly become best Friends she was just so... Perfect smart funny and well a beautiful person
Ok i had to admit that as ridiculous as it sounds i had develop a " crush" on bella hell maybe a l’amour her and that is crazy because i had never seen her in all my life ....
bella probably just saw me as a pity case some loner guy that she has to write letters to ... My highest hope was that she at least saw me as a friend
Each of her letters bella sign them "love bella" but i knew she...