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I sat on my lit listening to my Ipod....I was barely listening to the music...just thinking about the "accident" that happened at boarding school.
I looked around my room, I needed a change of scenery. I packed a plage bag, threw on my bikini under a big t-shirt and some shorts and headed downstairs.
"Hey Mom."I a dit to her and gave her a hug and entered the kitchen."I'm going to the plage for the day."I told her. She smile and nodded her head.

I arrived at La Push plage and say a familar group of kids where sitting together.I started to walk towards them.One of them looked up at me and smiled....

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A Youtube Script:
*episode seventeen*
*Kick Me!*
*Rosalie’s P.O.V*
Emmett: *walks in with Brownie* hey, girls!
Rosalie: *scrunches nose up* Uggh, what is that AWFUL smell?
Emmett: Our new dog, Brownie.
Rosalie: Brownie?
Emmett: Yup!
Rosalie: Nice?
Emmett: I know! Isn’t he cute?
Rosalie: Sure-but can’t toi take him out of our room so we can have some fun? *makes chiot dog face*
Emmett: It is much cuter whenever toi do it…but…I don’t know if Browns here would like it.
Brownie: *whimpers*
Emmett: See? I don’t think we should-maybe tomorrow...

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I arrived at the hospital and grabbed the presents off my back siège and rushed into the hospital.The nurse told me what floor and room he was in. When I walked in, no one was in there....so I left the presents on the lit and started to walk out. I heard a door open and close and I turned around. I saw his butt as he walked toward the bed. I waited for him to grab the present that belonged to him and opened it. I saw the joy spread across his face when he opened it.
"Do toi like it?" I asked him,his head shot up in my direction. I saw the pain in his eyes first, because they echoed my own.Then...

this is a continuation of "Renesmee C. Cullen (continued)" again, if toi didnt read that one ou the first one, i doubt you'll understand(:

When I woke up, my parents were already at the house. Jacob was here, too, sleeping suivant to me. Everybody was out hunting besides us.
    “Renesmee, today we are going to visit grandpa,”
    I got excited. My human grandpa didn’t know about vampires. He didn’t know that I was half human-half vampire. He just knew we were all different. I wasn’t allowed to bite him even though he torched my throat. I was immediately...

Chapter 16

“she didn’t want to tell toi because she didn’t want to make people think she’s different that’s all” I told them.
“well obviously she would have been different if she told us she was a wizard” uncle Emmett said.
“exactly and u would treat her differently but she doesn’t want that” I told them.
“nessie today not tomorrow!” my father yelled.
“I got to go , so jake wen can I come?” I asked him.
“today if toi want” he told him.
“u’re the best” I told him and hugged him. I ran towards the house ivan following me.
“wat do u want?” I asked him. He wore...

:) ;) i l’amour how i ended this chapter
Chapter 14
            School is fun
    Today was my first jour at the packs school. Me Paul and Jared are in the same grade then Jake, Quill, Embry, Leah then Seth. It was 6:30 I got up and walked to Jake’s bathroom quickly showered and grabbed a t-shirt with a peace sign and all over écriture that a dit peace. Then I grabbed cut off shorts. I changed and walked out grabbed my white nikes and let Jake in to change and get ready. I made us breakfast and I noticed that Billy was...

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    "What?" Shropee looked stunned.
    "You are a doctor, why not take care of her yourself, under the protection of us all, at the Alliance?" Tabra looked at Jerek. "It's a good idea, we can keep an eye on her, out of harms way."
    "He's right." I added.
    "Do toi want to do that, Jerek?" Shropee asked him.
    Jerek looked at his hands. "Yea."
    Shropee looked back into the mirror...

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    "Ethan." I said, interrupting their talk. "Sorry, but...when toi aren't checking on her, who is?"
    "My friends, Derek and Faith." He said. "Don't worry. They know how much danger she is under, and when Derek isn't checking on Verona, I am, and if I am busy, Faith will. We always have someone checking on her."
    "Can toi put someone in there right now to stay with her, and make sure no one unauthorized gets in?" I asked.
    "Why?"...

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    "Cydnee, right?" The doctor said, and I nodded. "You must be Tabra." Tabra nodded. "Hi, I'm Dr. Black. But call me Ethan, please."
    "Alright, Ethan." Tabra rose to his feet and shook his hand. "Nice to meet ya'."
    "Yea. Can I ask toi something, Ethan?" I sat on my bed, and he nodded.
    "Did toi ever have Verona as a patient?" I asked him. "She's on this floor, room 23."
    "Yes, I did. I know why...

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    "Verona?" He asked, and I nodded. "Oh my...god."
    He looked in the window then, and saw her. He pushed the door open, and I stopped him.
    "Let go." He said. "We need to see if she's okay!"
    "Yes, but she's asleep. We can come back later." I told him and nodded my head to room 26. "We have to go."
    He hesitated, and then shut the door quietly. "Fine. Let's go."
    We passed up...

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    Shropee pulled Jerek, Tabra and I off to the side, out of sight from the actual doctor's of this hospital.
    She looked around before speaking. "Cyd, take Tabra to room 26 on the third floor, got it?" I nodded. "Now go."
    I took Tabra's arm, and we started off for the nearest elevator. We clicked on the UP button, and waited.
    "Do toi have any idea on what we are going to do?" Tabra asked.
    "Yea,...

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    We fixed up our Suits – Avocats sur Mesure and trained, and once we were done, it was almost time to go. We had an heure and a half left until it was time to go, and I was ready. Nervous, but ready. As I looked myself over in the bathroom mirror, wondering if I looked good enough to pull being a female doctor off, I sighed. I was ready. I pulled my hair back into it's pony-tail, looked myself over once more, gave myself that positive nod and told myself we'd pass this test with flying colors!
    "Yea,"...

This is plus to the fanfic i wrote Rensmee C. Cullen. If toi didnt read that then this probably wont make much sense (:



“Renesmee, what do toi think of all this?” my mom asked.
    “Well, I think it all makes plus sense now. I think I was ready to know this. I always thought of Jacob. I always missed Jacob. I always wanted to be with Jacob. I never knew why. Now that I know he imprinted, it makes plus sense.”
    My mother nodded.
    “We should probably get going,” I suggested. “I need to apologize to Uncle Emmett.”
    I...

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    Nobody knows where they might end up. Well, suppose toi do know. What if toi woke up from a dream, and remembered that in your dream, when toi reached age 35, toi were going to be a surgeon ou a scrub nurse. Suppose toi were happy with that dream, and that's the turning point that changed your mind. Now let's say, in your dream, toi died in a car crash. Would toi be afraid to drive still, ou would toi face that fear with a dead on stare and get your license the very chance toi could?...

>>if toi see car-- that means i forgot how to spell dr.cullens name :/ not a very good twilight fan i know :(
            Chapter 5
As I was walking down my stairs I saw a jeep pull up in front of my
House. When Emmett poked his head out he a dit "Ella come on" I got in to
Find rose Alice jasper and Emmett all in the car I smiled to everyone.
Then I felt something sharp as if it was hitting me in the gut. I a dit
"Thank toi guys toi didn't have to pick me up. I know me finding my
Brother isn't something that toi guys should be doing...

"Ughhh. Damn it!" I yelled and threw the phone against the wall. Why would everything go wrong when things were going right. I heard my dad enter, and foot steps into the kitchen. I looked at him and he saw my face. He rushed to my side.
"Bells,What's wrong??"My dad said."Did he do this to you?" He asked. Charlie hasn't been able to refer to Edward as his name since he left,but I always knew who he was talking about. I shook my head no.
"Dad, toi remember that job I was telling toi about in New York?" I asked him. He shook his head, so he knew what I was talking about."Well they called and Offered...

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Jul 16, 2010 – populaire vampire enthusiasts and fine art site, Vampire Empire, announced a winner for it's Bella Swan's Engagement ring contest. The contest offered Twilight fans a chance to win an official fashion reproduction of the ring Edward Cullen gives to Bella when her proposes to her.

The contest started on June 26, 2010 and ran...