1. dress as La Fée Clochette and run through the house saying hes a pixie like alice
2. pretend hes a striper and strip for edward on hes piano
3. take alices porche for a joy ride
4.go to school and yell that jasper thinks he is his boyfriend
5. emmett is never allowed to run through the hospital yelling DADDY!
6. emmett is never allowed to tell alice rose is not her color
7. emmett is never allowed to drive a school bus
8. ou drive the bus into a lake
9. emmett is never allowed to tell esma that he will go find a new "fake" mom
10. emmett is never allowed to tell jasper texans are hicks
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1. toi wake up in the middle of the night to find him climbing through your window to watch toi sleep.
2. He hates your dog, and all chiens for that matter.
3. He looks at toi like you're somethig to eat.
4. He frequently tells toi how nice toi smell.
5. His parents mysteriously let him ditch school on sunny days just to go CAMPING!
6. He stops a van from almost crushing toi to death with his ours hands.
7. He can bounce fruit from his feet like a football ball (apples are his specialty).
8. He calls toi araign? e, araignée monkey and runs around with toi on his back.
9. He seems to know what everyone is thinking.
10. He claims the reason his eyes change color is because of "the fluorescence".
2. He hates your dog, and all chiens for that matter.
3. He looks at toi like you're somethig to eat.
4. He frequently tells toi how nice toi smell.
5. His parents mysteriously let him ditch school on sunny days just to go CAMPING!
6. He stops a van from almost crushing toi to death with his ours hands.
7. He can bounce fruit from his feet like a football ball (apples are his specialty).
8. He calls toi araign? e, araignée monkey and runs around with toi on his back.
9. He seems to know what everyone is thinking.
10. He claims the reason his eyes change color is because of "the fluorescence".