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This short story is based mainly on Twilight. It's mainly about the enjoyment that I thought Jasper and Emmett would have got out of Edward falling for a human. The three of them always seemed to be close in my mind, so I figured that Jasper and Emmett would tease Edward after he fell in love. Please commentaire and tell me what toi think!!
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Jasper and Emmett got way too much enjoyment out of the fact that I was in l’amour with a human. They would look at me across the sitting room when I would be lire there and start snickering, nudging each other and thinking of how hilarious it was that...

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It is two months till Renesmee is born and i look like i am 9 months pregnant.Me and edward are moving into the house in two weeks and i actually cant wait it will be nice not being cramped in this house.I am packing things up for edward to bring to the house alice is here too to decide what stays and goes.
i like them,and i will be the one wearing the clothes not you"i a dit to her as she looked at my jeans.
"I know but toi will have to have nice clothes to go with your new face"she moaned,what did she mean my new face i looked at edward he was looking at alice as if he could kill...