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hey all i forgot to post this yesterday.All my Friends say its amazing so...Im gonna stop talking and let toi read :)



Preface:


She tried to get passed me but all i did was push her as far away as possible from the people I love. How do toi keep the people toi l’amour safe? When toi have to keep yourself sûr, sans danger first? How do toi keep the person toi l’amour safe? When that person doesnt l’amour toi anymore? How do toi keep your l’amour sûr, sans danger when your whole world changes?




So what do toi think? Hope ya like it!! :)

ok so this is my first stoy so please commentaire and tell me if toi want me to continue and if toi have any ideas it would help.plz.=D



(bellas pov)

I was studying for the dartmouth finals when edward walked in and through my book across the room.the suivant thing i knew he was on haut, retour au début of me.you study to much he whispered in my ear his lips traced along my jaw and back up to my lips.then there was a knock on the door.go away alice!edward a dit angry.i pushed edward off me and sliped into my defenive crouch. its ok bella its just alice.no its not i a dit through my teeth then the door slamed down.a girl walked in and edward started screaming so i put my sheild around him and he stoped. who are toi and what do toi want!?!i asked hard.my name is jasmin im from olimpia.then i relaxed my crouch because i knew of olimpia.jasmine smiled your from olimpia to right.i nodded im a telapath just like you,am i correct.yes i a dit guilty.edwards eyes were confused and in shock.

My awesome 'other':

Edward toi are delicious,
I bet you'd be nutritious,
I reckon you'd be good to eat,
Quite juicy and quite sweet.

Tastier than any chocolat cake,
With hunger, my belly aches,
In a totally non sexual way.

Ha ha ha ha don't take this seriously guys. I'm not weird, honest. But Edward would be good to eat. Not that I would know... Nothing rhymes with delicious, toi know... Except nutritious... So anyways, that's my latest bout of weirdness, I hope I've met my quota for the day.

bella: edward we need to talk.................................................



edward: go ahead we have got all the time in the world.
bella: ok but i don't think your gunna like it.
edward: whats wrong
bella: its nothing really but i do have to say i don't l’amour toi and i never have. the only reason why i married toi was cuz toi have lots of money and cuz i wanted to be a vampire. now i have got that i don't need toi anymore.
Edward: don't leave me.
bella: i have to cuz jacobs waiting for me in the car.
edward: thats my car
bella: buy a new one
bella: i am also taking renesmee with me. goodby edward. and thanks for the car
edward:noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. not the car
bella: hu hum i a dit goodbuy edward
edward: o sorry goodbuy bella.

and so bella, renesmee and jacob lived happily ever after

10. Ask about Mike.

9. Ask about Eric.

8. Ask about Jacob.

7. Ask about Edward.

6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.

5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.

4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.

3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.

2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.

And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?

1. Tell her that toi and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her toi are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.


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