Robert Pattinson

10. “So is Forks driving toi insane yet?” (Page 122)

9. “Superstitious old man.” (Page 239)

8. “Pretty crazy stuff, though, isn’t it? No wonder my dad doesn’t want us to talk about it anymore.” (Page 126)

7. “So do toi think we’re a bunch of superstitious natives ou what?” (Page 126)

6. “I guess I just violated the treaty.” (Page 126)

5. “You wouldn’t happen to know where I could get my hands on a master cylinder for a 1986 Volkswagen Rabbit?” (Page 120)

4. “I swear the old man is losing his mind.” (Page 490)

3. “Can toi believe my dad paid me twenty bucks to come to your prom?” (Page 490)

2. “I don’t think a tank could take out that old monster.” (Page 120)

1. “So, should I tell him toi a dit to butt the hell out?” (Page 492)

10. “Speak of the devil, and the devil shall appear.” (Page 138)

9. “Okay, but if you’re going to get picky like that, toi have to average in size, too. You’re so small, I’ll have to knock ten years off your total.” (Page 146)

8. “Here’s to responsibility. Twice a week.” (Page 164)

7. “They’re just cliff diving, Bella. Recreation. La Push doesn’t have a mall, toi know.” (Page 171)

6. “I swear, they’re like hall monitors gone bad.” (Page 173)

5. “Why are toi apologizing for bleeding?” (Page 188)
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. “Bears don’t want to eat people. We don’t taste that good. Of course, toi might be an exception. I bet you’d taste good.” (Page 200)

3. “So what are we doing tomorrow? Hiking ou the ER?” (Page 203)

2. “I told him toi were planning to corrupt my youthful innocence.” (Page 209)

1. “Who’s afraid of the big, bad wolf?” (Page 321)

I have recently read a fanfiction story about bella getting sick with something and then she has to stay over at the cullens and all this weird stuff happens to her. Then she can't feel pain. Its not after breaking dawn is before when she is still human. I don't know what it is called. That is why i need your help inding the name of it ou find out who wrote it. I like the story and i want to finish it. Please if anyone has seen ou hear about this story please send me a message...My name is Brittany. My screen name is EBRCBrit. toi can add me as a friend if toi want!!!

La Bella Vita--This is a one-shot that I am entering in the 'Mentalward' Contest on FF.net. I would post the story here, but the content is much too graphic.:-D
The story follows one jour in the life of a very disturbed Edward Cullen as he goes about his jour job. What is his jour job? You'll fine out!
It's rated M for creepiness, language, and disturbing imagery.
Hope toi give it a chance, AND let me know what toi think! Thanks! :-)

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