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ok i don't like the names i give first time give them new ones

Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight ou the characters - unfortunately. I don't own the songs either.


VampMindReader107 - Edward

ClumsyLamb18: - Bella

PsychicShopaholic: - Alice

EmotionbyName: - Jasper

GrizzlyBear: - Emmett

Better_than_you: - Rosalie

Dr. Vamp Cullen: - Carlisle

Mother2Many: - Esme

ClumsyLamb18 has signed in

GrizzlyBear has signed in


GrizzlyBear: Power to the sheep!

ClumsyLamb18: Hello to toi too, Emmett

GrizzlyBear: Hello Bellsy!

ClumsyLamb18: Emsy!

GrizzlyBear: Emsy? That's a new one.

ClumsyLamb18: Emsy!

GrizzlyBear: Bellsy!

ClumsyLamb18: Okay shut up now.

GrizzlyBear: Bellsy!

ClumsyLamb18: Not funny.

VampMindReader107 has signed in

ClumsyLamb18: Hey, Eddy!

VampMindReader107: Bells, toi know I don't like that name.

GrizzlyBear: Yeah, Bellsy, he prefers Eddie-kins!

VampMindReader107: Emmett!

ClumsyLamb18: I wish I was-

GrizzlyBear: a punk rocker with fleurs in my hair

ClumsyLamb18: In 77 69, revolution was in the air

GrizzlyBear: I was born too late in a world that doesn't care

ClumsyLamb18: Oh, I wish I was a punk rocker with fleurs in my hair!

VampMindReader107: That was…random.

GrizzlyBear: Sorry, Eddie-kins!

VampMindReader107: Never mind, Emsy-Wemsy!

GrizzlyBear: Ugh! Don't like that!

VampMindReader107: What, toi don't like Emsy-Wemsy?

GrizzlyBear: No!

VampMindReader107: Haha! Emsy-Wemsy!

GrizzlyBear: Right! You. Me. OUTSIDE! Let me put my killer hat on!

VampMindReader107: Shut up, Emmett.

PsychicShopaholic has signed in

PsychicShopaholic: Hey, everyone!

ClumsyLamb18: Hey, Alice!

GrizzlyBear: So, Edward, bitten any pillows lately?

VampMindReader107: Err…what toi on about? Shut up!

GrizzlyBear: So, then, made any women faint lately?

VampMindReader107: You're just jealous!

GrizzlyBear: What? toi think I can't dazzle people? Betcha I can!

VampMindReader107: Fine! Let's go!

GrizzlyBear: Fine!

VampMindReader107 has signed out

GrizzlyBear has signed out

Better_than_you has signed in

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ClumsyLamb18: Rose? Is that you? Hey, Jazz!

Better_than_you: Hey, yeah it is me.

ClumsyLamb18: toi changed your name.

EmotionbyName: Is there a reason why Edward and Emmett just stormed out the house saying something about dazzling people?

PsychicShopaholic: salut Jazzy! Yeah, Emmett a dit that Edward isn't the only one who can 'dazzle' people so they made a bet.

Better_than_you: Right. This should be interesting. Lol.

An heure later…

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GrizzlyBear has signed in


VampMindReader107: Hahaha! Oohh, Emmett, toi win! I could never have done that!

GrizzlyBear: Shut up! I'll give toi the glory!

PsychicShopaholic: Oh, what happened?

ClumsyLamb18: Tell us!

EmotionbyName: What's wrong with dear Emmy-kins? Why toi so embarrassed?

GrizzlyBear: -mumbles- not saying.

Better_than_you: Oh come on! Can't be that bad!

GrizzlyBear: Is!

VampMindReader107: I'll tell them. Well, I technically won with dazzling roughly 25 women, but Emmett, here, did very well with 'dazzling' – wait for it – 20 men!

ClumsyLamb18: ROFLMAO!

PsychicShopaholic: OMC! Why didn't toi take me along?

EmotionbyName: Hehe, no wonder you're so annoyed! Although, is there something toi should be telling us?

GrizzlyBear: -growls- NO! Anyway! You're not entirely right, are you, Edward? toi dazzled a few men too! 3 to be precise.

VampMindReader107: Yeah but you! 20? How did toi do it? It's now fact that men are plus attracted to toi than women are! The women who toi tried to dazzle were looking at toi as if you'd gone completely! This is true, of course!

GrizzlyBear: toi a dit the looking-through-the-eyelashes bit always works well.

ClumsyLamb18: Wow, never seen toi so happy, Edward!

VampMindReader107: Bella, love, I'm ecstatic! That look, Emmett, always works for me.

Better_than_you: Aww, never mind, Emsy. toi have me, don't you?

GrizzlyBear: Thank you, Rose. :)

Better_than_you: Though it is quite funny.

GrizzlyBear: Ahh! :) I'm alone! Going now!

VampMindReader107: Oh come on Emmett! Don't be like that! Look, in the future, I'm sure you'll look back on this and laugh. Like I am now.

GrizzlyBear: Yeah! Sure, I will!

PsychicShopaholic: Jasper, make him happy!

EmotionbyName: -sends happy waves to Emmett-

GrizzlyBear: Oohh! I wanna sing! Edward! Jasper! Sing with me!

VampMindReader107: oh, what? Not that song!

GrizzlyBear: OI! toi owe me! toi were making fun of me!

VampMindReader107: Fine!

EmotionbyName: What? What song?

GrizzlyBear: You'll see. I'll start!

EmotionbyName: Go on, then!

GrizzlyBear: -clears throat- They see me mowing the front lawn. I know they're all thinking I'm so white and nerdy! Think I'm just too white and nerdy. Think I'm just too white and nerdy. Can't toi see I'm white and nerdy? Look at me, I'm white and nerdy. (Jasper!)

EmotionbyName: -sighs- I wanna roll with the gangstas. But so far they all think I'm too white and nerdy. Think I'm just too white and nerdy. Think I'm just too white and nerdy. I'm just too white and nerdy. Really, really white and nerdy. (Edward, why are we doing this?)

VampMindReader107: (God knows. To make Emmett happy, I think. Can't believe I'm doing this) First in my class in MIT. Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D. MC Escher – that's my favourite MC. Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea. My rims never spin, to the contrary. You'll find that they're quite stationary. All of my action figures are cherry. Steven Hawking's in my library. (Stopping now)

ClumsyLamb18: Ahh, it was funny!

PsychicShopaholic: Yeah, but why are toi chant Weird Al Yankovich?

GrizzlyBear: I don't know. It was funny. Technically, toi should blame Jasper as he sent happy waves!

ClumsyLamb18: Hey! Let's all change our screen names!

VampMindReader107: Why?

PsychicShopaholic: It will be fun!

EmotionbyName: Okay.

Better_than_you: But I've already changed my name once!

GrizzlyBear: toi can be the judge! toi could guess whose who! Let's get Carlisle and Esme!

Better_than_you: Yeah fine, whatever.

Dr. Vamp Cullen has signed in

Mother2Many has signed in

Mother2Many: What did toi want us for?

GrizzlyBear: We want to change our screen names and wanted toi two to rejoindre us.

Dr. Vamp Cullen: Okay, fine.

Dr. Vamp Cullen has changed names

Mother2Many has changed names

GrizzlyBear has changed names

ClumsyLamb18 has changed names

VampMindReader107 has changed names

PsychicShopaholic has changed names

EmotionbyName has changed names


Better_than_you: Okay, what are your names then?

MentalGenius: Hello, Rose

EvilPixie: salut Rose!

PixiesBoy: Do toi know who this is, Rose?

Better_than_you: You're Jasper. EvilPixie is Alice, that's dead easy. Edward, yours Suits – Avocats sur Mesure toi very well XD

MentalGenius: Is that supposed to be a compliment ou not?

Better_than_you: Take it as toi wish.

SuperPrankster: Hey, Rosie!

Better_than_you: Hey, Emmett. Very obvious.

SuperPrankster: Goddamnit!

dr.: Hello.

VamPassion: Hello, everyone!

Better_than_you: Where's Bella?

VampiresGirl: Heya!

MentalGenius: Hello, love.

VamPassion: I need to go, bye, everyone.

SuperPrankster: Bye, Esme!

VamPassion has signed out

dr.: Yes, I need to get back to work. I'll be accueil in half an hour.

EvilPixie: Bye, Carlisle.

SuperPrankster: Bye, Carly!

dr.: Emmett. No. I'll take your Jeep off you.

SuperPrankster: Oh, okay, bye, Carlisle.

dr. has signed out

SuperPrankster: -sigh- I'm bored. Eddie-kins.

MentalGenius: -growls- What?

SuperPrankster: Nothing. Just wanted to annoy you.

MentalGenius: It's okay. From now on, I can just annoy toi par the fact that men are plus attracted to toi than women are!

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ILoveEmmett has signed in


EmmettFanGirlForever: No! I l’amour you, Emmett! Marry me!

ILoveEmmett: Noo! I l’amour toi plus than Rosalie ou anyone!

SuperPrankster: Uhhh, who are you? Alright! See? Girls l’amour me!

Better_than_you: Emmett! Who are these girls?

MentalGenius: Haha! This is definitely my day!

EmmettFanGirlForever: I'm your number one fan, Emmett!

SuperPrankster: Uhh, I don't know! Don't ask me!

ILoveEmmett: Emmett McCarty Cullen, will toi marry me?

SuperPrankster: Uhh, no, I'm already very happily married to Rose.

Better_than_you: EMMETT! THEY ARE PROPOSING TO YOU!

EvilPixie: Hehehe! This is good!

EmmettFanGirlForever: Don't listen to her! Ditch Rosalie and have me!

ILoveEmmett: No, no! Me!

SuperPrankster: Girls, girls, I am very flattered but no. I l’amour Rose.

EmmettFanGirlForever: No, toi don't. toi l’amour me, really.

Better_than_you: EMMETT! THERE WILL BE A DIVORCE IF toi DON'T GET RID OF THEM!

SuperPrankster: But, Rose, I don't know them. I've never met them in my whole existence!

Better_than_you: Bitches! Get away from MY man!

VampiresGirl: This is very entertaining.

ILoveEmmett: NO! I WILL get him. Even if it takes me the rest of my life!

EmmettFanGirlForever: YOUR man? He's mine through and through!

Better_than_you: Says WHO? Bet toi have marriage papers to prove it, eh?

EmmettFanGirlForever: Well, uhh, no, but I would have if he married me!

SuperPrankster: Rosy, calm down, now. toi know I l’amour you.

EmmettFanGirlForever: SEE? Told You!

Better_than_you: He was talking to ME!

EmmettFanGirlForever: How do toi know that my name isn't Rosy?

Better_than_you: IS IT?

EmmettFanGirlForever: Well, uh, no but IT COULD HAVE BEEN!

PixiesBoy: It would be a good idea to leave now.

ILoveEmmett: Says who?

PixiesBoy: Says me. She can be pretty nasty when she gets REALLY pissed off. I have scars to prove it.

ILoveEmmett: Uhh, okay, bye. l’amour toi EMMETT!

SuperPrankster: -scared- Just go please. Flattered as I am.

EmmettFanGirlForever has signed out

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Better_than_you: Emmett, are toi sure toi didn't know those girls?

SuperPrankster: Rose, I'm telling toi I didn't know them!

Better_than_you: Well, they seemed to know you. They made that obvious.

SuperPrankster: I don't know them. Please believe me!

Better_than_you: Edward, is he telling the truth?

MentalGenius: Yes, he is telling the truth.

SuperPrankster: See! Rosalie, I don't know them!

Better_than_you: Okay, I believe you.

VampiresGirl: It was very funny, though.

PixiesBoy: Yes, very. Look on the bright side, Emmett. At least some girls like you!

EvilPixie: Yeah! Why girls are attracted to toi is anybody's guess.

Better_than_you: Alice, leave Emmy alone. I know it's tempting to make fun of him.

SuperPrankster: Rose, I thought toi were on my side.

Better_than_you: Yeah, well whatever.

VampiresGirl: Oh, be right back. Someone chucked something at my window.

EvilPixie: Okay, what is it?

VampiresGirl: Err...

MentalGenius: What is it?

VampiresGirl: It's…erm…Mike.

MentalGenius: WHAT?

VampiresGirl: He's just…umm…declaring his 'undying' l’amour for me.

SuperPrankster: Hahaha! Unlucky Bella!

MentalGenius: I'm coming right now!

MentalGenius has signed out

PixiesBoy: Bella, what's happening?

VampiresGirl: Err, Mike is currently standing in front of the house, begging me to dump Edward for him.

EvilPixie: Haha!

VampiresGirl: Oh, Edward's here. He's not happy. He's out the Volvo. He's shouting.

Better_than_you: Yeah, we can here him from here.

VampiresGirl: OMC!

PixiesBoy: What's happening?

VampiresGirl: Mike aimed a kick at Edward. Edward moved out the way and Mike ended up kicking the Volvo!

EvilPixie: Oh no! That's not good!

SuperPrankster: He loves that car!

PixiesBoy: Oh dear. Bella, what's he doing now?

VampiresGirl: Umm, oh! He is…um…looking at the damage, mournfully. Edward turned to Mike. OH! He's livid! Haha, Mike ran off. Oh! Edward is…stroking it. If he was human, he would be crying.

EvilPixie: Is he muttering at all?

VampiresGirl: Erm…oh…yes. He's saying 'Poor Volvy. My poor Volvy!' He gives his car an affectionate name?

Better_than_you: Haha, yeah. Told toi he loves that car.

VampiresGirl: I'd better go, calm him. Bye.

EvilPixie: I'm gonna go now. This sounds good.

SuperPrankster: I'll follow.

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