Chapter Six:
Lexy’s P.O.V:
“Why are toi giving me a bell?” I asked as Dad handed me a small cloche, bell to jingle whenever I needed something. “Because I’m babysitting and need to fill some paperwork out.” He kissed my head. “Isn’t Seth here?” Dad shook his head. “No, sweetie pie. Jacob had a best man meeting.” I nodded, “Including Seth?” He nodded and turned upstairs.
‘I like to spit…a lot…and if I could spit anywhere in the world I would spit on you’re heart!’
Renesmee and Lexy’s Song….haha…something must be going on.
I fished my cell out of my pocket. Up on the screen was a picture of Renny & I.
‘~Text Message From: Renesmee~’
R- Can toi please call me? I think I’m in denial.
L- *sigh* Y cant I just txt u?
R- I need a gurl 2 talk 2.
L- Ware r u?
R- Uh…with uncle Emmett. He dragged me shopping 4 game boys.
L- Fun…hey will u cum bbsit me?
R- ahh…daddy is bbsiting u? lol, sure, babe. BRT.
L- Yay…cya l8er.
Rosalie walked in from the garden in a tunic and sleek skinny jeans. “Sexy…” I whistled. She did a Vamp Blush and curtsied laughing and plopped down suivant to me.
Renesmee’s P.O.V:
S- Dude, your fiancé is driving me nuts.
R- Haha…your impregnated is making me happy!
S- Ohh…lol, tell her 2 text me, please…
R- Sure…whatever…
S- THX SIS! <3
“He wants toi to text him, my sis.” I laid the phone on the table, tableau and slid my leg on haut, retour au début of Lexy’s. She pushed it away as she slid her’s on mine. I let it there since I’m pretty freakin’ sure I don’t want to mess with my pregnant twin. She giggled as I rubbed the soles of her worn feet. They were getting swollen I noticed. She got out her i-phone and opened the i-text app.
She ended up montrer me all the mushy gushy texts she had received ou texted.
S- I heard this and thought of u: You’re Life Is Mine And My Life Is Yours.
Yuck…
R- Aww…thanx! Ur The Best, baby boy! I’ll never let u go.
Dear conscience, what have I done to deserve this?!?
S- Me neither…want to go 2 a remote island…4ever?
Uggh…no…don’t leave me alone now! I need you!
R- Fine…with ou without pregnancy and kid?
Please stop, pregnant twin.
S- With for a few months then we can dump him in the monkey castle.
Barf…
R- Cool…TTYL, I am going to get something hot on 4 wen u cum home.
This time I am actually going to barf.
Lexy’s P.O.V:
She was still rubbing my feet which was sweet but a lil’ weird. Just the teensiest. I put my phone on the coffee table, tableau and rang the bell.
Boom, Boom, Boom…
“Lexy?” Dad yelled. “Is everything alright?” Then he saw Renny. “Alexis.” He sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose. “You told me to ring the cloche, bell whenever I needed something…I need something.” “Then what is it?” I thought for a seconde and opened up my iphone. It needed charged PLUS I needed my laptop. To check my e-mails DUH!
“Laptop…iphone charger? Hoagie?” he rolled his eyes, “Blood…” Fifteen secondes later he came out with all the crap. “Thanks, daddy.” He nodded and went back upstairs.
Please Log onto your hotmail!
“Okay, dingy…that’s where I was going.”
Welcome To Hotmail!
Username: Alexis_Cullen@hotmail.com
Password: **** (lexy)
15 new messages, Alexis!
Yay…now I get to check them all!
I felt my phone vibrate on my lap and picked it up.
Caller I.D:
Unknown Name
Unknown Number
What? Who is stalking me now?
~^~Thanks for lire it~^~
Lexy’s P.O.V:
“Why are toi giving me a bell?” I asked as Dad handed me a small cloche, bell to jingle whenever I needed something. “Because I’m babysitting and need to fill some paperwork out.” He kissed my head. “Isn’t Seth here?” Dad shook his head. “No, sweetie pie. Jacob had a best man meeting.” I nodded, “Including Seth?” He nodded and turned upstairs.
‘I like to spit…a lot…and if I could spit anywhere in the world I would spit on you’re heart!’
Renesmee and Lexy’s Song….haha…something must be going on.
I fished my cell out of my pocket. Up on the screen was a picture of Renny & I.
‘~Text Message From: Renesmee~’
R- Can toi please call me? I think I’m in denial.
L- *sigh* Y cant I just txt u?
R- I need a gurl 2 talk 2.
L- Ware r u?
R- Uh…with uncle Emmett. He dragged me shopping 4 game boys.
L- Fun…hey will u cum bbsit me?
R- ahh…daddy is bbsiting u? lol, sure, babe. BRT.
L- Yay…cya l8er.
Rosalie walked in from the garden in a tunic and sleek skinny jeans. “Sexy…” I whistled. She did a Vamp Blush and curtsied laughing and plopped down suivant to me.
Renesmee’s P.O.V:
S- Dude, your fiancé is driving me nuts.
R- Haha…your impregnated is making me happy!
S- Ohh…lol, tell her 2 text me, please…
R- Sure…whatever…
S- THX SIS! <3
“He wants toi to text him, my sis.” I laid the phone on the table, tableau and slid my leg on haut, retour au début of Lexy’s. She pushed it away as she slid her’s on mine. I let it there since I’m pretty freakin’ sure I don’t want to mess with my pregnant twin. She giggled as I rubbed the soles of her worn feet. They were getting swollen I noticed. She got out her i-phone and opened the i-text app.
She ended up montrer me all the mushy gushy texts she had received ou texted.
S- I heard this and thought of u: You’re Life Is Mine And My Life Is Yours.
Yuck…
R- Aww…thanx! Ur The Best, baby boy! I’ll never let u go.
Dear conscience, what have I done to deserve this?!?
S- Me neither…want to go 2 a remote island…4ever?
Uggh…no…don’t leave me alone now! I need you!
R- Fine…with ou without pregnancy and kid?
Please stop, pregnant twin.
S- With for a few months then we can dump him in the monkey castle.
Barf…
R- Cool…TTYL, I am going to get something hot on 4 wen u cum home.
This time I am actually going to barf.
Lexy’s P.O.V:
She was still rubbing my feet which was sweet but a lil’ weird. Just the teensiest. I put my phone on the coffee table, tableau and rang the bell.
Boom, Boom, Boom…
“Lexy?” Dad yelled. “Is everything alright?” Then he saw Renny. “Alexis.” He sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose. “You told me to ring the cloche, bell whenever I needed something…I need something.” “Then what is it?” I thought for a seconde and opened up my iphone. It needed charged PLUS I needed my laptop. To check my e-mails DUH!
“Laptop…iphone charger? Hoagie?” he rolled his eyes, “Blood…” Fifteen secondes later he came out with all the crap. “Thanks, daddy.” He nodded and went back upstairs.
Please Log onto your hotmail!
“Okay, dingy…that’s where I was going.”
Welcome To Hotmail!
Username: Alexis_Cullen@hotmail.com
Password: **** (lexy)
15 new messages, Alexis!
Yay…now I get to check them all!
I felt my phone vibrate on my lap and picked it up.
Caller I.D:
Unknown Name
Unknown Number
What? Who is stalking me now?
~^~Thanks for lire it~^~
-Alice-
Edward and I were playing chess, hilariously fun, when I saw an image that did not involve chess pieces. I stiffened; then relaxed. So they liked Isle Renesmee. Good. It WAS my idea, after all.
And suddenly, I saw something that did not make me smile. I sighed and flicked my king over. It wasn't worth it.
* * *
Edward was the only one who would play chess with me anymore, mainly because it was fair.
I was a little depressed that there wasn't any wedding to be planned, and I didn't have any new project planned. Then, it hit me. RENESMEE'S CLOSET! Well, I'd already stocked her new house's (Esme had donné them their own house, she'd designed it and everything) mega-sized walk in closet and helped furnish the house, but I could always remodel her closet to look like a boutique!
I smiled in anticipation. I had to go call Esme!
Edward and I were playing chess, hilariously fun, when I saw an image that did not involve chess pieces. I stiffened; then relaxed. So they liked Isle Renesmee. Good. It WAS my idea, after all.
And suddenly, I saw something that did not make me smile. I sighed and flicked my king over. It wasn't worth it.
* * *
Edward was the only one who would play chess with me anymore, mainly because it was fair.
I was a little depressed that there wasn't any wedding to be planned, and I didn't have any new project planned. Then, it hit me. RENESMEE'S CLOSET! Well, I'd already stocked her new house's (Esme had donné them their own house, she'd designed it and everything) mega-sized walk in closet and helped furnish the house, but I could always remodel her closet to look like a boutique!
I smiled in anticipation. I had to go call Esme!
10 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black
10. Never use English around him – instead, bark.
9. Call him a l’espace heater.
8. Tell him that chiens make good pets, not good partners.
7. Ask him if he has RSVPed to the wedding yet.
6. Inform him that real men sparkle.
5. Walk up to him and claim toi have imprinted. Say toi l’amour him and demand his paw in marriage.
4. Tell him that even though he may run at a boiling 108.9 degrees, Bella doesn’t find him hot.
3. Inquire as to how Leah is… and if he dreams about Sam the way Leah dreams about Bella.
2. Ask him if he likes to do things… doggy style.
And the Number One way to annoy Jacob Black?
1. Make him a day-by-day flip calendar, counting down the amount of time Bella will remain human.
10. Never use English around him – instead, bark.
9. Call him a l’espace heater.
8. Tell him that chiens make good pets, not good partners.
7. Ask him if he has RSVPed to the wedding yet.
6. Inform him that real men sparkle.
5. Walk up to him and claim toi have imprinted. Say toi l’amour him and demand his paw in marriage.
4. Tell him that even though he may run at a boiling 108.9 degrees, Bella doesn’t find him hot.
3. Inquire as to how Leah is… and if he dreams about Sam the way Leah dreams about Bella.
2. Ask him if he likes to do things… doggy style.
And the Number One way to annoy Jacob Black?
1. Make him a day-by-day flip calendar, counting down the amount of time Bella will remain human.