Part I
I waited for edward and the cullens to montrer up
My i phone a dit 8:30. They're late. I had my bag.I saw a figure wearing black leather l’amour the leather.She looked evil.
Who the hell are you!?! Iasked
Your worst nightmare demon.
Hold on a damn minute one my family is fighting vampires and two I've been slayer evil[U]VAMPIRES
before toi could see your first stake!ANd who the hell do u think toi are my great grandmother's lover gabreil van helsing!
NO I'm Kick YOUR BUFFY THE VAMPIRE/DEMON SLAYER!
Then the volvo appear I'm going to kill edward WHat took toi so long!
Theres anew force of EVIL VAmpires
worse than james
yes worse than james
Edward this is buffy I'm uh sorry about the remarks I just that slaying evil vampires is in my family i get overworked.
s'okay
toi could help us if toi promise not to kill me Because i carry half of my fathers genes ou any of the cullens because they are actually good vampires!
got it
Edward can we stop par mc donalds it's getting dark and i hungry
can't toi just wait until we get accueil and hunt some elk
EDWARD I WANT A BURGER!
okay seesh
Edward Anthony Masen Cullen toi will do ou so be I tell emmett about your fuzz rose diary
Its red
rose I a dit in a sinsong
fine toi win I hate it when toi do that
I know thats why i do it
Thanks my super sexy vampire!