i feel like i could kill someone!
PRESS ONE BUTTON AND ALL I HAVE WROTE IS GONE! puff! shes gone!grr!!
TAKE FUCKING TWO!:
Coming out the ladies room was as Embarrassing as farting in class ou having really bad Bo, its the one WHERE EVERYONE LOOKS AT YOU!
i looked like i literally imerged in the toilet, my hair dripping of water wih chucks of pancakes, after fainting and my hair landing in the toilet. gross.
Alice held one arm, where Edward joined snatching my free arm at first sight.
This made me feel even plus embarrassing, been dragged out the toilets in a crowed cinema par two angels?
stumbling out the door edward came to a firce stop.
'Alice, toi go fetch the car, i will hold Bella here" He a dit sternly, but Alice diddnt care reply.
She caress my fevered face. my Body heat was still continuing to rise, making swear form on the tips of my face and back.
She paced three rapide, swift steps then quickly turned to give me one final glance, wishfull but greif.
Edward coughed within his throat then inhaled.
His hand feeling amazing on my skin, cooling it as it glided, fitching my inner knee.
it was like a step onto him, i flung my arms around his neck, afraid to kill him but he make no protest.
Expecting to make my own way up to quickly wrapped his hand around my tigh and pushed me onto him. then around my bum to keep me up.
I felt like his baby, his daughter, it reminded me off when i was little and when Charlie used to carry me up to lit when i was four, and when we used to visit his Friends for parties i used to get tired easily, hes leave early for me adn carry me like his with my long curly hair swaying over his shoulder.
Edward Exhaled, squeesing me closer to him. He began to rock sway around, i cought myself began to drift off.
"GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY GIRL!" a familar voice roared over the side of the street.
It was jacob,Edward diddnt flinch, Jacob fuming.
"JACOB! calm down, woah dude, your like really hot, its like toi have a fever"
I felt my stomach kick again, this time to knock to my knees, i felt out Edward gripp amazingly and hit the fall, clutching my belly.
"Bella, your bleeding" Edward wipered with pain.
"ALICE HELP!"
PRESS ONE BUTTON AND ALL I HAVE WROTE IS GONE! puff! shes gone!grr!!
TAKE FUCKING TWO!:
Coming out the ladies room was as Embarrassing as farting in class ou having really bad Bo, its the one WHERE EVERYONE LOOKS AT YOU!
i looked like i literally imerged in the toilet, my hair dripping of water wih chucks of pancakes, after fainting and my hair landing in the toilet. gross.
Alice held one arm, where Edward joined snatching my free arm at first sight.
This made me feel even plus embarrassing, been dragged out the toilets in a crowed cinema par two angels?
stumbling out the door edward came to a firce stop.
'Alice, toi go fetch the car, i will hold Bella here" He a dit sternly, but Alice diddnt care reply.
She caress my fevered face. my Body heat was still continuing to rise, making swear form on the tips of my face and back.
She paced three rapide, swift steps then quickly turned to give me one final glance, wishfull but greif.
Edward coughed within his throat then inhaled.
His hand feeling amazing on my skin, cooling it as it glided, fitching my inner knee.
it was like a step onto him, i flung my arms around his neck, afraid to kill him but he make no protest.
Expecting to make my own way up to quickly wrapped his hand around my tigh and pushed me onto him. then around my bum to keep me up.
I felt like his baby, his daughter, it reminded me off when i was little and when Charlie used to carry me up to lit when i was four, and when we used to visit his Friends for parties i used to get tired easily, hes leave early for me adn carry me like his with my long curly hair swaying over his shoulder.
Edward Exhaled, squeesing me closer to him. He began to rock sway around, i cought myself began to drift off.
"GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY GIRL!" a familar voice roared over the side of the street.
It was jacob,Edward diddnt flinch, Jacob fuming.
"JACOB! calm down, woah dude, your like really hot, its like toi have a fever"
I felt my stomach kick again, this time to knock to my knees, i felt out Edward gripp amazingly and hit the fall, clutching my belly.
"Bella, your bleeding" Edward wipered with pain.
"ALICE HELP!"
10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever toi can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When toi go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what toi will be doing in five minutes every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. email her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever toi can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When toi go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what toi will be doing in five minutes every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. email her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
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