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posted by lollipopszx3
Me : Oh my god! A fly monkey is about to eat me!

*that awkward cough that someone just has to do*

Me : AHH! You'll never take me alive! NEVER!! *starts running around, while hitting the air*

Jane : *whispers to Alec* Your mate's crazy.

Me : I'm not! Now begone!

Aro : I know this amazing physician that will heal toi within minutes.

Me : Healed? I don't need to be healed! I need to dance! *starts doing the funky chicken*

Gianna : What is she doing??

Felix : HEY! What are toi doing!?

*all turns to look as Shannon takes a pencil from his pocket*

Shannon : Nothing.... Distraction Stephanie!

Me : Look at me! Dunna dunna dunna dun... Oh forget it. Give him back his pencil. *sighs*

Shannon : NO WAY! I told toi I needed this pencil!

Heidi : And toi need this one, why?

Shannon : Because they told me to bring something fictional to school. And I thought a pencil would do the trick, because it has fangs on it.

Heidi : But vampires are real...

Shannon : Well the teacher doesn't know that...

Heidi : Well toi can't just take his pencil!

Shannon : You're right... That's not good enough. Felix, give me your shoes.

Felix : WHAT?

Shannon : Pencils are lame.

Felix : I won't give toi my shoe! I'm going to need that!

Shannon : How about I play toi for it? One game of cards. I win, I get your shoe.... And your shirt. toi win, I'll let Stephanie set toi free.

Me : WHAT? I DON'T AGREE TO THIS! NO DEAL!

Felix : Deal.

Me : *whispers* toi better not lose this.

Shannon : Deal the cards. *hands me the cards*

Jane : OHH NO. I don't trust her. Let me do it.

Me : Nope. I don't trust you. I know toi want to be free.

Alec : Oh will toi just let me do it? *takes cards away*

Me : He's touching me *pretends to melt on to the floor*

Shannon : I don't care how MUCH toi are in l’amour with him. You'll rig it.

Me : I think we should let Alec do it. *looks at him and giggles*

Shannon : When we lose, you'll have to lose Alec forever.

Me : Alec, give me the cards.

Marcus : Will toi just let me do it?

Shannon : *gasp* toi talk?!?!

Marcus : Yes. I'm not mute.

Shannon : Seriously, because when Aro...

Aro : Which game?? *chuckles nervously*

Felix : Uh... Blackjack?

Shannon : Bring it on!

*starts playing game*

Felix : Hit me.

Gianna : *slaps Felix across the face*

Felix : What was that for?

Gianna : toi a dit hit me...

Felix : *looks at cards* I fold.

Shannon : *peeks and smiles* What did toi get?

Felix : 20.

Shannon : *flips over and starts dancing* I WIN! YES!

Felix : Dammit. I thought toi a dit she had 19!

*everyone looks at Heidi*

Heidi : Hey. I needed a part in this story.

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That probably wasn't even poker... Oh well. Don't feel like researching.

Shannon : But she WILL add me in more, right?

Me : I don't know. Maybe. *laughs evilly*

If toi want to be in it, commentaire (:

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posted by dinosteph
Want an explanation? I've been busy, and bored. I got a little Lost in my story, and all the other stories being posté on here. There are some people who can write and write and write, and get so much accomplished, and it takes me forever. I guess I get a little discouraged when I see some people are already on chapter 30 and I barely have 10 chapters.I also started écriture other things, which got in the way. I'll try to force myself to stick with this, and continue to write.

PS - Thank toi to everyone who bothered to write to me, asking me when I was going to update. It's toi guys that remind...
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posted by mikaela_isabela
okay, there is a bad part with edward, but dont worry...they sort it out, so dont freak! enjoy!

I woke up early that morning, the nightmare scaring me awake. This time, I was running through the airport looking for Edward and the Cullen’s and Jacob and the pack. I saw them all heading into the gates, and as I got close to them, the doors slammed shut, locking them away from me.
I heard the phone ring. It stopped so I assumed Charlie answered it. I heard him heading up the stairs. I hid under my blankets pretending to be asleep.
“Hold on, I’ll see if she’s awake.” Charlie murmured quietly....
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I hate twilight. It is not addictive, it is not well written, the character's are not fascinating ou likeable and the storyline makes me want to pull my hair out in frustration. I am 100% lying, of course. I imagined a definition of the twilight saga out of the norm might grab people's attention. The livres are brilliant, god bless Stephanie Meyer.
I'd heard of the livres a while back, being quite the geek and spending abit of time on the old, reliable imdb, and I read that Robert Pattinson was starring in a film called 'Twilight'. Seeing a ten seconde prévisualiser of the trailer made me curious,...
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This is an outtake from the book Twilight, it came from Stephenie Meyer's official website.

(Notes: You'll recognize portions of this chapter—small bits survived and were combined with what is now Chapter 20 "Impatience." This chapter slowed down the pace of the "hunt" part of the story, but I feel like I cut out a lot of Alice's personality when I sacrificed it.)

Shopping with Alice

The car was sleek, black and powerful; its windows were tinted limo black. The engine purred like a great cat as we sped through the deep night.
Jasper drove one handed, carelessly it seemed, but the muscular car...
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