la saga Twilight Article: The Jasper Diaries

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posted by emmett

*I did not write this*
Dear Diary,

So today was like any other day. Almost killing every human who starts to smell too good, toying with people’s emotions and kicking Emmett’s butt at chess. toi know same old, same old.

Though, today was exceptionally hilarious. I was playing a game of chess with Emmett, with 9 boards, and I was winning, naturally. So because I was winning Emmett got all upset and broke my all time fav chess piece, the little night on his little horse. God I was mad about that, he knew it was my fav and he had to go and kill it! So I went and did something a LOT worse! Haha it was so funny, I actually made Emmett think he was in l’amour with Edward! Yeah I know I am truly evil! MWAHAHA!!! He was carrying around one of Edward’s shirts and just mumbling “oh my sweet, sweet Eddie-kin, when will toi come accueil to me?” God, it was the funniest thing I have ever seen! I mean have toi ever seen a grown man carrying around his brother’s chemise and looking hopelessly lost? It is so funny!!!

So yeah, other than that I went shopping with Alice today before my game of chess with Emmett, and OH MY GOSH I got the cutest pair of shoes that I have ever seen!

....

Oh...

My...

God...

I’VE BEEN WHIPPED!!!! NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *sobs to himself for a while then regains composer*

... I think I’m okay now. So... Umm, like I was saying... Yeah I went shopping with Alice today. It was alright, kinda boring...

Okay, so Alice talked to me about the whole making Emmett fall in l’amour with Edward thing. She a dit it was a bad idea, but didn’t/wouldn’t tell me why. So naturally I’m going to do it anyway, just because I’m morbidly curious and evil! MWAHAHA!!!

Also, I think I might go hunting with Nessie... Nah I want to see how long I can keep this whole, Emmett-is-obsessed-with-Edward, thing going. It can only get better, of that I’m sure HAHA! I could make Edward feel that way about Emmett haha!! Oh ou better yet! Make him feel that way about his piano! HAHA I am so doing that!

This is going to be FUN! I will let toi know how it all turns out suivant time I talk to yeah D.
~Jasper

kittykat89, jelly14 and 1 other like this

alice1fan very funny!!!

jelly14 Yeah! Lol! This is really funny !!

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breaking dawn edwards pov chapter 6

posted by xroylex

this is only a small part of it but it is some MDR

the honnymoon

she stared around for a while i watched her. after a long look around she asked
"isle esme?" she asked confused
"a gift form carslie-esme offered to let us borrow it* i told her she rolled her eyes.
i placed the suitcases on the dock then turned back with a smile on my face ot grap bella i scooped her in my arms and picked the cases back up.
"arnt toi ment to wait for the freshold?" she asked breathless. i had caught her of gard.
"i am nothing if not thrghout" i grinned.
i held all suitcases and bella in my arms up throught the...

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Eclipse: The Poem par 2468244

posted by 2468244

All things were perfect
With graduation coming fast
But I knew with my luck
The perfection wouldn't last

Things were intense
Edward and Jacob started fighting
Jacob hated Edward
For soon he was going to bite me

But Edward told me
That I could see Jacob whenever
Jacob took it wrong
And he thought I'd meant forever

So then Jacob took me
To a party with his friends
When we were there I listened
To the Quileute tribe's legends

It made me think about
The danger I'd soon be in
What with the Volturi and Victoria
My patience was wearing thin

I was getting anxious
About who I would soon be
Rosalie and Jasper wanted to help...

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Kayla's Visions, Chapter 12

posted by twilight-7

I was asleep when Charlie came accueil sometime in the early hours of the morning. Edward, who had stayed the night with me, woke me up to tell me Charlie was home.
“Can toi hear him trying to sneak up to his room?” he chuckled.
I could indeed. Charlie was trying to be ever so quiet yet failed miserably. He fell up the stairs several times and slammed open his bedroom door. I heard him curse loudly as he fell yet again.
“Is he drunk?” I was wide awake as Charlie’s lack of balance scared me. He and I could both see in the dark pretty well because of our enhanced abilities. Charlie shouldn’t...

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a cursed story chapter 3:school

posted by joe-edwardfan

Chapter 3: school
I was running in the deep green forest when Damien caught me par my waist I tried to pull away from him trying to get help from my elements but…….nothing the elements weren’t obeying me as they used to. what the hell is wrong with me? I looked at Damien I was sure he had something to do with this he gave me a a sweet smile and said
-now toi can’t push me away HONEY
I tried to push him away then I saw a beautiful bronze haired boy with the strange golden eyes he growled and lunched himself at Damien………..

-BEEEP..BEEP..BEEP…BEEP oh I hate this alarm I think I should...

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Moonlight chapter 14

posted by Rob_patt_fan

First of all I'm so sorry that I'm being late... and seconde of all I wanted to thank all of you... Specially joe-Edwardfan and Ashesandwine! Don't forget 2 commentaire and rate!

“Do toi really want it, NOW?”

I nodded my head as I backed off my hair from my face.

“Whatever toi wish!”

He crooked my favori smile and he started s’embrasser my lips, this time, I could get it that he was putting all his passion in it.

All I needed was him, and he was there for me at that moment. He always was… but this time… it WAS different.

When we saw sunlight, Edward stopped and kissed my lips before he leaned...

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Ways To Piss Off Jacob Black

posted by cici1264

1. Force him to wear a leash and collier and tie him to a pole.
2. Put up fliers saying "Lost Dog" with his picture on it.
3. Give him mouthwash for his birthday. Tell him he has dog breath.
4. Constantly remind him that Bella would rather ‘die’ then be with him.
6. When he’s a werewolf steal his pants.
7. Paint his motor bike hot pink.
8. Buy him a cat.
9. Name it Edward.
10. Buy him dog food. Act offended when he won’t eat it.
11. Ask him what he’s getting Edward and Bella for a wedding present.
12. Tell him Bella is allergic to dogs.
14. Call the dog pound on him when he fazes
15. Lock him...

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Dark Moon (Edwards Pov) Chapter 2

posted by GothicGirl0525

(Im sorry but im going to stop this one for a little bit then im going to strat it back up when somthing happens.thanks sorry)

End of Chapter 1
“Edward? Edward? EWARD? Hello, are toi in there? Anyone home?”Emmett is saying while knocking on my head, I miss my Bella and my Neisse. , I was supposed to be having a jour for only boys today. . All the Girls and my wife and Daughter expect for Rosalie I don’t know where she is? Esme and Carlisle are having a jour to just them today. The whole house to them it was there jour of the an to have to each other no one else. The deserved to themselves...

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My Midnight Sun [Edwards point of view] part 1

posted by BellaCullenHale

Alaska

This is my midnight sun.this is not Stephenie Meyer's.This is only a fan fiction.Soon i will be écriture more.There is a few minor changes i have made,for those who notice.Enjoy!

MIDDLE OF THE SCHOOL YEAR
FORKS HIGH SCHOOL
The teacher continued écriture on the board.The fan blowing letting me inhale every scent in the room.My classmates whispering to there friends.
Just being in the room,sent a burn through my throat.But I controled it.I didn't know how,but i did.It had been two weeks from my last hunting trip.Biology was easy.It always was.It was plus about not killing my classmates when I was thirsty...

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Secrets Chapter 4

posted by bella01

[Edward POV]
I know I'm impatient,no I'm getting angry with the plane where my Isabella is riding.'No,no,no, she is not mine.She is my sister now'.Finally,the plane has landed.Alice is jumping up and down now.She is annoying but I l’amour her.She is my favori sister.I got worried because there is still no sign of a girl name Isabella.'Edward,please calm down'Jasper thought.'Hahaha,Edward is in l’amour with our new sister'Emmett thought.'Isabella shopping shopping dress up'Alice thought.Then when I'm about to ask Alice where is Isabella.A beautiful girl came out the door.She looks so fragile.She...

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black moon chapter 3

posted by joe-edwardfan

(end of chapter 2)
I was in the forest running and I kept falling down trying to chase edward no matter how fast I ran I kept losing him then it started raining I was all wet but I didn’t give up cause I knew if I didn’t chase him my life would be useless I kept running and finally I caught him I went to talk to him but then Jacob came and grabbed me par my wrist and dragged me away from him no matter how hard I hit him he just kept running and saying some nonsense about edward and his family being dangerous. I woke up crying it was 3:00 AM I wanted to sleep but I couldn’t 3 hours passed...

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Who is Who: Victoria(Bryce Dallas Howard)-[For Eclipse]

posted by Alice_Cullen_

The Character

Name: Victoria

Type: Vampire

Special Ability: Knows Where sûr, sans danger Places Are

About Them: A red-haired, feline-like vampire, Victoria, is originally a member of James' coven. She plays a small role in assisting James, her lover and coven leader, in hunting Bella cygne due to his fantasies. Victoria is capable of digging up information on anybody and in anyway. After James is killed, she decides to exact revenge on Edward Cullen par plotting to kill his partner, Bella, in return for Edward having killed her partner. However, Bella is sufficiently protected from her wrath par the Quileute...

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Sequel to Sunbreak, Chapter 1

posted by mrsblack_1089

Hope toi like it! Chapter 2 is out and Chapter 3 is coming soon! xoxo mrsblack

"I just can't believe how big they are!" Emily cooned as she and I watched the twins sleeping. The blue-ish, green-ish light of the bonfire flickered across their faces where they lay on Jacob's lap, breathing steadily in and out.
I could never get over how breathtaking my two little children were. When Jennifer was sleeping she was plus beautiful than any vampire. Her cheeks were a creamy russet color, with just a hint of rose in them. Her ebony black hair was in ringlets to her shoulders, and her eyes--when open--were...

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Kristen Stewart: "I Can't Wait to Get Pregnant!"

posted by ESME_LIBRA17

Kristen Stewart is itching to get her baby bump on—as her Twilight heroine Bella, of course!

During today's New Moon panel discussion at Comic-Con, K.Stew was asked which aspect of the upcoming films she was most looking vers l'avant, vers l’avant to. "Uh, I can't wait to get pregnant," she said, giggling.

In on the joke, costar Robert Pattinson added, "I can't wait to perform the Caesarean!" The screeching 6,000-person crowd, of course, caught the reference to the gruesome birth that takes place in Breaking Dawn—which is still three films away!

But the panel wasn't all about vampire spawn. Costar/werewolf...

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WHAT DO toi THINK MAKES EDWARD & BELLA: TRUE SOULMATES?

posted by Starwarschick18

EDWARD & BELLA AT THE PROM

What I think makes Edward & Bella soul mates is Bella's unwavering faith she puts in Edward's restraint to not kill her while she is still a human.

Edward as well as incredible l’amour for Bella which in turn makes him perfect for her and she perfect for him. In every sense of the old saying: They cannot live without each other. This is is made plain in New Moon when Edward leaves Bella in order to protect her form him.

Bella becomes a literal zombie.Devastated par Edward's decision to leave her. One of my favori citations form New Moon is when Bella says to Edward: "I'd rather die than be with...

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Sam Uley-The First Werewolf

posted by AdaLove

Sam was the first of the boys from the reservation to phase and become a werewolf. The first time he met Bella Swan, he a dit that the Cullens were not welcome at First Beach, which sparked the conversation leading Jacob Black to tell Bella about vampires and werewolves.

As the other boys on the reservation became loups garous one par one, Sam took on the role of Alpha and led them through their change and helped them become accustomed to their new life. To outsiders, it seemed as if he had started a cult. When Jacob became a werewolf, it was Sam who gave him the injunction (an absolute command...

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New New Moon, 6

posted by renesmeblack

Okay. It took a little patience from my readers who were bummed when I a dit I'd quit écriture this... But because toi all liked it so much, I'm gonna give. Here's to chapter 6!
Now, I stopped in the middle of Jake spilling the beans on being a werewolf. But... I'M NOT CONTINUING THAT SCENE!!! It wasn't very good, anyways... Okay, getting ahead of myself here...
Here's Jacob as the pack arrives to Bella and Laurent's confrontation scene.
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Bella was talking to the leech. It seems as though she thought he was a friend. I grew angry when it was obvious the bloodsucker only thought...

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Renesmee and her big reveal to Jacob

posted by jaime-kataeff

Renesmee's POV

Why is it that when toi know something has to be done that time goes faster?

I thought I still had 2hrs to think about how to talk to Jacob, but it seems that I now only have 10 minutes until the big reveal.

He'll be standing there looking beautiful, sexy and handsome with that gorgeous wolfy smile that seems to reach out and grab me, making me melt and tremble with desire, waiting for me in the car park. How am I going to tell him? should I just touch his cheek and montrer him ou should I just say what's on my mind? I've never had any problems telling him what I thought.... But...

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Letters From Edward Chapter 1

posted by team_robward

Chapter 1.
The Catching:

I’d been dreading this jour for a while now, kind of foolish I guess since everyone else was excited. Nervous about such a stupid little thing, this wasn’t exams ou speaking in front of the class, it was écriture a letter, a letter; to person I didn’t even know. Come on, I thought, just write it, send it, over, done, no more, okay.

Ah, I’d been thinking about it so long, I’d tuned out what Mrs. Anderson was saying. It was something along the lines of ‘choose, a name out of the box, write to them, so on, so on. So I didn’t really need to listen. Mia Kelly...

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Chapter six

posted by Doopey

Hope toi enjoy this :)... hopefully the suivant one will be up tonight.

Chapter Six

I dont know how long i was swimming for, but i finally reached land. I looked up out of the water to see if anyone was there. There wasnt. So i jumped out onto the dock and started walking into town.
I took my phone out of my pocket. Crap. Water damage. I should of thought about that before i jumped into the sea. Oh well.
I realised when i was on the outskirts of a town, that my eyes must be pitch black. I should not risk getting to near to humans.
There was a forest suivant to the town. So i headed into that. I found...

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citations 2

posted by brooki

this is true

Yahh!! This is actually really fun. Kinda challenging though. But fun!! So, here are some plus citations that I found for the Twilight Saga. Enjoy!

1. A good-bye is never painful unless you're never going to say hello again. (New Moon, here we go!)

2. I l’amour thee, I l’amour but thee with a l’amour that shall not die till the sun grows cold, and the stars grow old... (RANDOM. But I figured this symbolizes Bella when she knows she will always loves Edward, no matter the distance that seperates them)

3. Sometimes the memories are worth the pain. (Remebering Edward)

4. Hold my hand, just one plus time, so I...