For all toi guys that have been waiting, here's Issue 4! I don't know if it's as good as the others, it;s getting hard to come up with ideas! Please commentaire and tell which topics/specific ones are your favourites so I can make them better! l’amour you!
-Bella and Edward should sooo not be together. I thought Bella didn’t like anything cold and wet? Well Edward is certainly ice cold, and he is so soppy he could be the King of wetness.
I so don’t understand why people like Robert Pattinson plus than Taylor Lautner, but salut I’m not complaining, it means plus Tay-Tay for me-me!
“Ouch, a papercut” (looks around) “Ouch, a papercut!” (Louder) (Looking annoyed) “ A papercut!!!” “Damn it Jasper where are you?!”
Why choose when toi can have warm hugs in Winter, and cool ones in Summer.
I’m getting a bit annoyed okay, don’t make me go all ‘volturi’ on you!
toi say human. I say vampire.
toi say blue eyes. I say gold.
toi say hot. I say ice cold.
toi say Edward Cullen’s a freak. I attack you.
Who do we have to pick a team? I’m gunna be Team Twilight, that way it covers all sexy men!
I wanna be that lamb...
Twilight started off one person’s dreams... Now it’s everyone’s dreams!
Hmm... I believe there is a new scoring system for guys... How do toi score in these categories?
Sparkly /10
Cold /10
Dangerous /10
Bonus – over 100 years old?
Jacob Black may be too hot, and Edward Cullen may be too cold, but together they’re oh so perfect ;)
I’m Team Edward because only a vampire can l’amour toi forever.
Jasper’s devise – Humans are friends, not food.
It rains here loads – so where are the sparkly vamps?
Why do we have to bitten par mosquitos on holiday? Can’t we be bitten par Cullens all jour long? Now that, I wouldn’t mind.
Edward Cullen taught me maths, I know what the square root of pi is!
vampires – The only species to end a relationship over a papercut!
Addicted isn’t quite the right word, just a little obsessed maybe... okay a lot!
Just bought a l’espace heater for the winter, gunna name it Jacob ;)
I want a guy with a pulse, who DOESN’T sparkle and isn’t freezing all of the time! Hmm... Jacob it is!
Why run with vamps, when toi can ride on the wolves?
People who tell toi not to leave your window open, you’re so wrong!
I don’t go cliff diving to have hallucinations of an ugly man who isn’t even real, I do it hoping that a sexy tanned loup will save me!
The hotel in Forks is all booked up? No problems, I’m sure there’s some room in the little red house in La Push ;)
Jacob’s got me howling all right!
‘Tis the season for Jacob Black/Edward Cullen! Fa la la la la la la!
I want to ‘la push’ all Twilight haters of a cliff! Ha Jacob won’t save them... let’s hope Victoria happens to be nearby.
In the movie theatre when watching New Moon, everyone screamed when Jacob took his chemise off. But Edward definitely didn’t have the same effect!
Hope toi liked them guys, please rate, commentaire and look out for the suivant issue in about a fortnight x
I l’amour toi FanPoppers!
xxx AliceRoxx xxx
-Bella and Edward should sooo not be together. I thought Bella didn’t like anything cold and wet? Well Edward is certainly ice cold, and he is so soppy he could be the King of wetness.
I so don’t understand why people like Robert Pattinson plus than Taylor Lautner, but salut I’m not complaining, it means plus Tay-Tay for me-me!
“Ouch, a papercut” (looks around) “Ouch, a papercut!” (Louder) (Looking annoyed) “ A papercut!!!” “Damn it Jasper where are you?!”
Why choose when toi can have warm hugs in Winter, and cool ones in Summer.
I’m getting a bit annoyed okay, don’t make me go all ‘volturi’ on you!
toi say human. I say vampire.
toi say blue eyes. I say gold.
toi say hot. I say ice cold.
toi say Edward Cullen’s a freak. I attack you.
Who do we have to pick a team? I’m gunna be Team Twilight, that way it covers all sexy men!
I wanna be that lamb...
Twilight started off one person’s dreams... Now it’s everyone’s dreams!
Hmm... I believe there is a new scoring system for guys... How do toi score in these categories?
Sparkly /10
Cold /10
Dangerous /10
Bonus – over 100 years old?
Jacob Black may be too hot, and Edward Cullen may be too cold, but together they’re oh so perfect ;)
I’m Team Edward because only a vampire can l’amour toi forever.
Jasper’s devise – Humans are friends, not food.
It rains here loads – so where are the sparkly vamps?
Why do we have to bitten par mosquitos on holiday? Can’t we be bitten par Cullens all jour long? Now that, I wouldn’t mind.
Edward Cullen taught me maths, I know what the square root of pi is!
vampires – The only species to end a relationship over a papercut!
Addicted isn’t quite the right word, just a little obsessed maybe... okay a lot!
Just bought a l’espace heater for the winter, gunna name it Jacob ;)
I want a guy with a pulse, who DOESN’T sparkle and isn’t freezing all of the time! Hmm... Jacob it is!
Why run with vamps, when toi can ride on the wolves?
People who tell toi not to leave your window open, you’re so wrong!
I don’t go cliff diving to have hallucinations of an ugly man who isn’t even real, I do it hoping that a sexy tanned loup will save me!
The hotel in Forks is all booked up? No problems, I’m sure there’s some room in the little red house in La Push ;)
Jacob’s got me howling all right!
‘Tis the season for Jacob Black/Edward Cullen! Fa la la la la la la!
I want to ‘la push’ all Twilight haters of a cliff! Ha Jacob won’t save them... let’s hope Victoria happens to be nearby.
In the movie theatre when watching New Moon, everyone screamed when Jacob took his chemise off. But Edward definitely didn’t have the same effect!
Hope toi liked them guys, please rate, commentaire and look out for the suivant issue in about a fortnight x
I l’amour toi FanPoppers!
xxx AliceRoxx xxx
The fantastic auteur of the Twilight series, Stephenie Meyer, makes a tough decision on who toi would choose. ou plus importantly who Bella will choose. Jacob ou Edward? She certainly is in less danger if she is with Jacob. But it is almost evened out. If she stands too close to Jacob when he is mad, he might just kill her, too. But if she is with Edward, who always craves for her blood plus than any other vampire, she might just get killed in that situation too. The auteur wants to make it clear that its a very tough decision. I mean who would toi choose? My Friends and I have already chosen Jacob. But a lot of people say Edward. I still haven't let go of Edward, but I still think that Jacob is a better decison. Who will toi choose? And plus importantly, who will Bella choose?