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plus aléatoire Twilight Sayings I Thought You'd Enjoy.... x ;)

posted by AliceRoxx

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Heyy guys, so I've got plus awesome quotes/ funny things that are associated with the Twilight Saga livres ou movies!

* Can I just say before toi read them, these are for the purpose of everyone, they aren't my opinion so please don't shout at me :(

Here goes...

Some people say 'You're obsessed with Twilight!' like it's a bad thing!

Whoever says they don't have an imaginary vampire/werewolf boyfriend obviously hasn't read Twilight!

I’m just wondering... If choosing between vampires and loups garous is like choosing between sparkles and fleas... Can toi have sparkly fleas?

Team Emmett... because every girl needs a teddy ours ;)

Team Jacob... because we’d all l’amour a l’espace heater ;)

Team Alice... because she can predict the shuffle on her Ipod! ;)

98% of teenage girls would die if Stephenie Meyer a dit that breathing wasn’t cool.

The world is made up of two types of people... Twilighters and Non-Twilighters. I think toi know which are the most widely spread ;)

I have been and bought a Volvo, Porshe, Mercedes and a Ferrari just to see if they came with a Cullen ;)

Boys in livres are just better!

Isn’t scared of thunder anymore... I know it’s just Edward playing baseball!

Is going to get the loups to help me steal Jasper... That way Alice won’t see ;)

You’re pale white and ice cold. I know what toi are. Say it. Out loud. Ice cream!

Because of Twilight I know that when a hot boy ignores me it’s only because he’s being polite and resisting my blood ;)

toi think you’re life sucks? Well I’m in l’amour with a 110 an old, non-existent vampire!

I want to know Team Edward ou Team Jacob... ou Team Gimme Both?

déplacer over Harry Potter, the Cullens are here! No I’m serious. Move, I can’t see Edward sparkling!

Pillows fear Edward Cullen ;)

Is looking in holiday brochures for 2010... first stop Forks ;)

Team Jasper... Every girl needs a chill pill.

I’ve just been bitten par _____, BRB in 3 days when I’m a beautiful, indestructible, sparkly vampire.

I would be happy to keep Jacob occupied until Renesmee gets older...

I need Cedric Diggory’s magical skills to get Edward Cullen out of the book and into my room...

Jasper Hale... Screwing with your emotions since 1863

Edward Cullen... Bringing sexyback since 1901

I’m heading off to lit early... Edward might come and watch me sleep...

Pfft... Who wants a knight in shining armour? I bet they’re armour doesn’t SPARKLE.....

I’m so addicted to the Twilight Saga that I can’t even listen to a song without thinking which part the lyrics fit in with ;)

I’ve found that generally it’s only people who HAVEN’T seen Twilight who reckon they hate it...

Is searching on Ebay for a perfect man... Why isn’t Edward/Jacob/Jasper/Emmett on sale?

New Moon was unconditionally and irrevocably smazing!

Things not to say to a Twilight fan: Twilight’s the one with the wizard’s right?

I’m on Team Edward in the livres but can’t help being on Team Jacob for the films ;)

Your flirting skills are terrible. Read Twilight, learn from Edward Cullen and THEN toi can ask me out!

Twilight haters should be shot... Survivors will be fed to the Volturi for lunch ;)

When toi taste the Twilight Saga a kind of frenzy begins and it’s almost impossible to stop reading! Not many of us have the restraint to do that!

I’ve been kidnapped! I’d prefer no help, it’s Edward ;)

I’ve tried kidnapping Edward... but Alice is always there. She won’t know if I kidnap Jacob though....

If Jacob tried to Kiss me I wouldn’t coup de poing him in the face.

Hmm... I seem to have a *cough* *cough*, time to go to the Doctor’s! On seconde thoughts, I’m that ill, Dr Cullen might have to come here...

If Jake imprints on toi then he’ll outlive you. Which is why toi get Edward to fall in l’amour with toi and bite you, then run off to Jacob to live with him forever.

I just don’t understand the whole débats about who’s hotter, Edward ou Jacob. It’s time to face the facts, vampires are cold and loups garous are hot. Even Stephenie Meyer a dit it herself ;)

Hope toi enjoyed them ;) They'll be plus to come I assure you!

If toi haven't read the first ones I posté then go onto my articles and there's one called 'Random Twilight Sayings I Thought You'd Enjoy!'

Please rate and commentaire if toi liked ;)

Thank toi so much guys, your all so awesome! :D

xxx AliceRoxx xxx

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brooki LOL! I loved those! They were hilarious!

twilight_james LOLZ!! LOVE THEM AGAIN!

AliceRoxx Aww thank you everyone - I'll try to keep more coming! How bout a fortnightly issue eh? Watch this space ;)

BumBaCicA LOVE it.. all of them xD

tayandkris4evr Those were great!!! Hilarious!!! My fav was; If Jacob tried to kiss me, I wouldn't punch him in the face. hehe those were awesome!ty for posting

AliceRoxx Aww thank you guys! I know I love reading them just as much as you do! Lol yeps tayandkris4evr, that one WAS ny opinion! Lol x Thank you BumBaCicA! I'll keep posting more if I can find/think of them! ;) You guys are all the best x Ly all x

KathyHalliwell "Team Alice... because she can predict the shuffle on her Ipod! ;)" OMG, that was so random. LOOOL I wish I could do that

AliceRoxx Same! Lol I was sat there thinking... hmm... what could Alice do with her powers then... whilst listeniing to my ipod and it totally gave me the idea! x :D

Renesmee_XD Where do you get these they are soooo funny I couldnt stop laughing for a whole day after these ones ROFL

AliceRoxx Haha thank you so much! Wow it's nice to know I made someone laugh! Well I make a lot of them up, or search t-shirts or even just on forums and stuff! I just collect loads and select my fave ones to post on here! x

Hellohoudini Another 5 star rating in my book!

AliceRoxx Aww thank you, it means so much:) x

krolitika_009 pillows fear Edward Cullen ;) this was from Breaking dawn right? hahah !! LOL it was so good . :D Their honeymoon.

WildCherryWolf BWAHAHAHAHAHA lol I love it, Me thinks I need a Jacob space heater.... Ooh and an Edward in the summer..... hmm wonder if they sell those on eBay? STILL 100% TEAM JASPER!!!!!!!!!

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One Chance

posted by virginiagal

Long il y a there was a distant light it was crimson like a freshly budded rose. There was a little girl her name was Levely.She had long wavy brown hair,green eyes,and pale skin. Well as she was walking, the crimson light grew bigger. She then reconized it was a falling star. Then she closed her eyes and made a wish. "I wish i had a bestfriend." She said. WHOOSH the étoile, star has fallen right suivant to her. As the smoke cleared away she relized that it was not a étoile, star but a boy. He was young about the same age as her. He had silver hair and or eyes. "Are toi ok!" I screeched. "Yeah i think so, i'm...

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In the normal World

posted by KatiiCullen94

Ok, IN THIS EDWARD DOESNT EXISTIST!, BUT HE WILL ! toi JUST NEED TO WAIT!

I never planned to say goodbye to my mother, forlike ever. I always thought i'd live with her forever.
But now that im standing in her embrace at the Arizona airport , that statement could mean nothing plus then me actaully gettting tp my fathers.
My father charlie lives in Forks, where he still lives in the very house that his marriage between him and my mother failed, and where i was born.
I'd had to turn to my father after living with my mother had become difficult.

Charlie picked me up in his police cruisier, i never thought...

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the follow up to a beautiful death part 19

posted by xroylex

Nessies pov

We prepared for the fight later that night thinking that this was going to be easy they sounded weak prefetic compared to us lot they had nothing on us.
“alec toi and renesmee will take carlise and esme if toi finish with them alice will be asiest for toi to handle” he must of saw our faces as he quickly added “ and that will get over quicker and déplacer on the Emmett and jasper if no one els gets to them in time” he thought for a minute “acturally wait alec toi will take them your self nessie I have a different job for you” he smiled got cruler and eviler as the mintues...

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A famous reminder chapter chapter 3

posted by KatiiCullen94

Bella in her dress

have a lot of time on my hands. so i hope to do a chapter once a jour :P
this is too Moolah , for toi kind words!

Bella's POV.

"Bella, look at me, toi know all the words, toi have got it perfected, all be fine, they just kids" Phil said.
After Phil baseball career went down the drown he soon took the offer to be my manger and to a good surprise he was a good one.
Just kids, they were Seniors. I was one not so long ago. And i diddnt really enjoy it.
My cœur, coeur beating rapidly.
I still dont why im still doing this, i still hadnt caught edward's attention.
Damm i dont even dance with the songs,...

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things to do when you're sad

posted by karpach_13

Here are some ideas to help kick a rotten jour to kingdom come…

Do something good for someone else, even though toi may not want to. Do a favour, help them find something, give them an item which will help them in some way. Start the flow of positive energy.

Eat the best chocolat toi can get your hands on. In bed. ou in the bath.

Turn up musique toi really love. Play it so loudly that it soaks in through your skin. Dance in your pyjamas. Feel the pain lift.

Have a romance in your head.

Volunteer.

Buy a remote control for your camera & dip your toes into the pool of narcissism.

Call a friend...

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Renn and Jakes Life Renn's Birthday Flashback part 3 of 3

posted by WritenOnTheSand

I opened the window, and slid my self through quietly. My room was dark, and the only thing I could see was my clock. It a dit 5:34 a.m. I had managed to make it back before 6:00, when my family was getting back.

I walked over to my bedside table, and turned on my lamp. I jumped back when I saw Aunt Rose sitting on my bed.

"What are toi doing here?" I stepped back and set my bag on the table, tableau beside me.

"I knew that something was up, so I came back. And when toi weren't home, I waited for you." She remained on my lit with her hands in her lap.

I looked down, and rubbed my hand on my head.

"I had...

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 5~ [FIFTEEN]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

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"So, let me get this straight." I said, looking at Shropee. "One of us will become a spy, the other will be a super sneak, the other one will be blue print locater?"
"Yes, no figure out who is what, and toi need to leave par midnight tonight while everyone is asleep. I'll be up, and hand toi the appropriate tools toi will need on this quest, and then toi will come back with all of your recollections, and I will take them from you, analyze, and solve the puzzle."...

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 5~ [TWELVE]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

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"So, what did toi figure out?" Jerek asked, and I stood back against the mur with Tabra.
"I figured out that the initials mean toi guys, so toi are in danger. I don't know who from though, they must have hired someone to cover there prints and tracks. This came from no where. And I mean that it was specifically made for this specific message. The knife, how it curves at the haut, retour au début to the right and goes flat as if toi cut off the tip, means Death at Dawn. Which,...

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Young Love.CH.8

posted by decullen

Everyone who are going to the wedding tomorrow are at a restaurant for the rehearsal dine.We all gave them a little speech.My mam and dad wanted to talk to me.

"What toi want to say toi can say here."I said.Why cant they just get over it.

"How did toi get pregnant?"She said.Everyone was watching us and listing.I laughed.

"Ha,well it was the same way toi did but with a different person."I a dit really cocky.

"very immature Bella.Why did toi keep it?"She a dit It sounded like she could cry.

"The same reason toi kept me."I could hidey speak.I started to walk to the toilet.

"Where are toi going?"My mam...

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the follow up to a beautiful death part 14

posted by xroylex

beeing part vampire gave me the speed being part human gave me tiedness so onse i reached italy i could feel it starting. i couldnt feel it much though.
i walked to the phile of stair i have only heard so little about. which led down to the hallway that i have only seen onse before. knocking on the big door.
"come in" a voice called
taking a deep breath i slowly began to open the door.
"oh renesmee what a delight to see toi hear" as i entered the room a bunch of people had there heads together but as soon as my name was mentioned three heads snapped up.
"aro" i nodded
"it great to see toi again....

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Kayla's Visions, Chapter 39

posted by twilight-7

A few days later…

“Are toi sure you’re okay?” Alice asked me. Her golden eyes narrowed as she read my face.
I forced a nod and a smile while I waited for the pain to subside after another kick from the baby. Her nudges had now turned into kicks and they were becoming plus painful. Each little movement from her resulted in one of my internal organs getting a beating.
I was sat in the living room of the Cullen household, with Alice, Rosalie and Esme. They were donné guard duty par Edward who had gone hunting with his brothers. Alice glanced at Rosalie who glanced at Esme who watched me...

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the new Begining ch8

posted by sh0rtiinedward

As we run into the woods, a very strong part of me hold me back and yelled at me to comeback home, but i just can't do it, i knew that something was wrong but i had to be with Julius and if my parents didn't like the idea they have to deal with me leaving home

"Rennesme what's wrong l’amour are toi ok" Julius a dit to me as he emballage, wrap me from my waist and Kiss my forehead. i can't understand this pain in his face like if something were wrong, i don't think is me ou that he is worried about me.I think is something plus important and i have to find out what it is.

"yes i just worried, about what's going...

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the new Begining ch6

posted by sh0rtiinedward

All night i started thinking in Julius, he is the most beautiful thing i ever seen, but there's something about him that make me scare but i don't know what it is.
"Nessi baby, can we talk" i turn around when i hear my dad's voice and i froze, i know that he will tell me that i was grounded of something.
"Mm sure dad, what's up?"
"Well like toi know, i know what happen today in the woods, i just want to let toi know that I'm not mad at toi i just, want toi to be happy, and meet new people, but take it easy toi know that we have a secret to hide from the real word" he a dit as he huge me
"i know...

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Renn and Jakes Life: Renn's Birthday Flashback Part 1 out of Part 3

posted by WritenOnTheSand

( Some of toi who have read my précédant chapters know that in Renn and Jake's Life Chapter 23, I mentioned events of Nessie's "17th" birthday. I decided to write a chapter on the story of that event. I hope toi like it! )

I woke up and noticed that it was still dark outside, but I didn't care. Today I, and my family would officially consider me an adult. It felt so good, that I was just jumping with excitement.

I was tired of them making decisions for me. I wanted so bad to be free, and this was my chance.

I glanced towards the window, and could see just barely the reddish tint around the edges...

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the new Begining ch5

posted by sh0rtiinedward

i didn't know what to do when i saw Jacob in front of my house, so as soon the car stop i got out but as soon he saw me he took off running to the woods, i follow him for 2 minutes until he stop.

"I came to fix everything, Bella call me to come and talk to you, but now toi have things plus important" he a dit very angry and with tears in his eyes, i never saw him like this.
"Jacob I'm sorry, mom never told me anything, and nothing is plus important than get all thing straight up with you" i a dit to him as i try to hug him but he déplacer right away.
"You know what Rennesme, i have to go, go and have...

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. Two~ [SIX]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

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    I ran inside, and the receptionist told me room 10 but to wait a few hours until the doctor told me I could visit him. I went to the waiting room and sat down. The news was on, and I listened as they talked about the Wal-Mart we just fled.
    "Thanks Tammie, it seems that a young girl and her boyfriend have went into this Wal-Mart and murdered innocent people. We have plus from this survivor Haus Triggsom. Haus?"
    "Thanks Jim, yea I was attacked and...

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Hello, My Name Is: Death [SIX]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

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"By killing you."
I jumped up and started walking backwards, how could I trust Tabra if he was going to kill me!?
"What?" I asked.
"I mean, I'll call them up and bring toi to them, after they think I'm back on their side, we pull out the big pistolets and kill them before they kill us."
OH MY GOD, BIG SIGH OF RELIEF!!! Am I right? "Oh," I sat back down and we fished out our game plan.
Two hours later, we had a good, solid plan that will work perfectly...if they buy the fact that Tabra is "back on their side". It seemed like a good plan, and even though I knew that I'd be the main subject in this little cat-and-mouse game of deadly horror, I knew it was the best thing to do.
I looked at Tabra as he asked me if I was up to doing this. I looked him in the eye, and said, "Yes, I am."

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Hello, My Name Is: Death [FIVE]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

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"Oh my god!" I a dit and backed up into the wall.
"Don't worry! Don't worry! I'm not a member, I used to be, but I'm not anymore. Once I saw how...how evil they were, I couldn't stay. They told me all they do is bring justice among the world...and once I got there, they served themselves with murder. I couldn't stand that. I was only a member long enough to have this brand branded on me...and then I fled the place like a bat out of hell!"
I couldn't believe Tabra was a member of the Death Clan of the Fallen! I mean,...

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Hello, My Name Is: Death [TWO]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

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Okay, so around a half heure later, my friend Tabra finally got here. I'm feeling a little bit plus at ease, but I'm still holding the gun when he entered.
"Are toi okay, Cydnee?" He asked me, sitting down on the canapé par my feet.
"Yea, I'm fine. Just feeling the aftershock of almost getting a couteau impaled to my face." I a dit and looked at him. "How are you?"
"I'm doing good actually. But, I'm really worried for you, Cyd." He saw the gun and his eyes widened. "What are toi gonna do with that gun?"
"Use it."...

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the follow up to a beautiful death part 6

posted by xroylex

"so toi whole name is renesme? and nothing els?"
i smiled. " my name is renesmee carly cullen black but most people just call me nessie for short"
"so toi single?" geai, jay asked.i thought he was ment to be shy?
"jay toi just carnt go asking aléatoire people if there single ou not" sam mock punched his arm "but are you?"
"guys leave her alone if she dont wonna answer she doesnt have to" i gave a nervouis chuckle
"thats allright and yeah i am" i admitted as i tried to supress a sigh.
"wow really? i mea no offence but that shocks me cause your fiiiiiiine" geai, jay spaced the word out placing his hands on the...