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why couldn't edward just kill jake already?!!!!?!!!!~!!?1??

posted by dreamyejo

edward forever

ok so i'm all cool with jake right but edward loves bella and jake could ruin everything. I'v read all the livres so i know he does't but still. all around edward is better for bella so why does jake try so hard. if i were edward jake would be dead already. but if jake ever did get bella i'd give edward a sholder to cry on :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))<3 anyway why don't they just bella down at a table, tableau and be like jake:ok bella..
edward:bella l’amour what the dog was gonna say is that he want to know who toi l’amour more.
and bella would be like :well...
jake:DOg!DOG! don't get me upset!!!
edward:easy boy i think i can handle toi *laugh*
then bella would jump in and say :your jouer la comédie like idiots then edward would say something impossibly charming jake would run away and we all know what happens suivant (...);). but in the end bella always picks............................................................EDWARD!!!!or (the sexy man as i like to call him)

he sucks

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eo123456789eo i think jake shoud have died in the first book and not imprited on resemee!

dreamyejo My point exactly! Edwar is by far the best choice for Bella. And actually think he should have died in eclipse. It makes more sense. U know?

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My Valentine Chapter 1

posted by dinosteph

I grumbled incoherently under my breath as I watched Edward put my other suitcase in the trunk. A suit case that I wasn't even allowed to pack ou look in until we had reached our destination, wherever that was.
“Valentines Day” I spat quietly to myself, squinting as the sun slightly began to shine through the clouds. I looked down at my feet and started shuffling the snow around, pretending the cold wasn't bothering me.
“Don't worry, you'll l’amour it!” Alice a dit behind me as she came out and sat beside me on the front step. I grumbled again....

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Chapter 18

posted by mrsblack_1089

I'm currently chained to my computer, typing like crazy to get Chapter 19 finished! hehe!!

The suivant morning I had my first morning sickness.
About noon, when I was feeling a little better, we checked in with Grandpa. He was expecting us. "What took so long?" he wondered. "Morning sickness," I groaned. I couldn't get the taste out of my mouth. He frowned. "Really? I would have thought you'd skip right over that..." He took my measurments for today and took an ultrasound. "You are about the size of an ordinary, healthy seven-months-pregnant woman, and the twins are healthy and developing perfectly....

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10 Harry Potter Things toi Shouldn't Call Twilight Characters!

posted by Meg08

10 Harry Potter Things toi Shouldn't Call Twilight Characters

1.) Edward is not a Hufflepuff.

2.) Alice is not a Ravenclaw.

3.) Jasper is not a Slyerthine.

4.) Jacob is not Gryffindor.

5.) toi shouldn't refer to Carlisle as "the Twilight Dumbledore" because Carlisle is not gay.

6.) Bella is NOT Hermione just because she likes to read.

7.) Emmett is not Ron just because he's funny.

8.) Edward is NOT Harry.

9.) Nor is Jacob.

10.) The Volturi are not Death Eater... even though they are close.

(Yeah, this one came from being bored too. :D)

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Twilight - Chapter 14 - Mind Over Matter (pages 305-311)

posted by 2468244

*by Stephenie Meyer*

TWILIGHT - chapter 14 - MIND OVER MATTER

A long minute passed. I listened, not sure if I'd heard the door close. Then Edward's cool arm was around me, under the covers, his lips at my ear.
"You are a terrible actress - I'd say that career path is out for you."
"Darn it," I muttered. My cœur, coeur was crashing in my chest.
He hummed a melody I didn't recognize; it sounded like a lullaby.
He paused. "Should I sing toi to sleep?"
"Right," I laughed. "Like I could sleep with toi here!"
"You do it all the time," he reminded me.
"But I didn't know toi were here," I replied icily.
"So...