this is the sequel to our story, Maximum Twilight. I like it, and i think u will too:)





Maximum Twilight: Part Two
By: Fast Farms

Fang woke up to a bright blue sky, and something hard hitting his head. Ow, he thought rubbing the spot where a small pinecone had hit him. He looked around. Gazzy was grinning and when he spotted Fang's gaze on him, he quickly looked away. Fang sighed and jumped down from the huge arbre he had perched on for the night. The rest of the flock was up and eating a loaf of French pain that they had stolen the précédant night. They were in France, and had been for a few weeks now. Actually, Fang was getting a little tired of France. It turns out France was kind of boring when toi weren't running from erasers ou trying to stop mad scientists from taking over the world. Who knew? Fang went over to rejoindre the group. They all looked well rested, with the exception of total who kept complaining about his sore back. chiens didn't like sleeping in trees, apparently.
"I'm tired of France," a dit Angel. "And so is Fang."
"Yeah, me too," a dit Gazzy, and Iggy nodded.
"Okay," a dit Max. "Where should we go?"
"How bout Alaska?" asked Nudge, "Alaska sounds cool."
"Alright," Max answered. "We're off to Alaska."
Since they no longer had to carry Jacob & Phillip around, they flew to Alaska. Max used her supersonic flying powers, and they all made a bird kid chain and they flew really fast to Alaska. They landed in trees.
"Whoa," Fang said, "there's like, trees. EVERYWHERE!" And then a ours stepped out of the woods.
"Hey," he said, "I'm Fred the bear. Wuddup??"
"Um," a dit Max. "What-"
"Hi!" Angel interrupted Max. "I'm Angel."
"Nice to meet you." a dit Fred. "Here I'll take u sightseeing around Alaska. I'm an old timer here!"
Since Fang and the flock had never been to Alaska before, they decided that they needed a guide. Fred the ours would make a perfect guide, they decided. In his words he was an old timer here.
"Okay," a dit Max. "You can be our guide."
"Yay," a dit Fred the bear, licking Max on the face with his giant Alaskan ours tongue. Eew! Thought Max, having seconde thoughts about this whole bear-guide thing.
"Where do toi wanna go first?" asked Fred the guide bear.
"Uh.." Max had never been to Alaska, so she had no idea where she wanted to go. "I don't know, toi pick."
"How bout Denali?" asked Angel very innocently.
"Amazing," a dit Fred the ours guide, surprised. "That is just where I was gonna suggest we go." Yeah, amazing, thought Max. Nothing plus amazing than a six an old who could read minds. But whatever, Angel was useful most times.
"Okay, " Max agreed. "Denali it is." So Fang & the gang & Fred went to Denali.
"So," a dit Fred. "We can go hiking up into the mountains."
"Ok." a dit the flock. Then they went hiking off into the woods. Angel and Gazzy and Nudge got bored, so they decided to go back to the visitor's center, and play hide in seek inside it. Then they rangers got mad at them and told them that they were disruptive and needed to go outside. So then Gazzy and Angel and Nudge decided to make a rock mermaid in the middle of the sidewalk. Apparently the park rangers didn't like that either, so they decided to just sit and wait and play caveman games till Max and Fang and Iggy had come back.
Meanwhile, Max and Iggy and Fang and Fred were walking around in the national park.
"Wow, this is so beautiful." commenté Max.
"Yea," a dit Iggy.
"Shut up, toi can even see!" a dit Max.
"Whatever, i can SENSE its beauty." Iggy a dit haughtily back at her. Then suddenly out of the blue, a beautiful person stepped in front of them. They were extremely sparkly and extremely beautiful. It was a girl. And then a male stepped out behind her.
"Hi," a dit the girl. "I'm Shannon. But toi can call me Shanny." a dit the girl. Max and Fang looked at each other. Fang felt really suspicious; he remembered someone telling him about beautiful shiny people in Alaska. And then it hit him- these were vampires.
Oh, crap. Thought Fang. I know that Jacob a dit that the vampires weren't enemies, but I am not sure if I believe him… Fang whispered to Max, "these are vampires, pass it on." And Max passed it on to Iggy. Apparently the vampires noticed, because they started to look wary. Fang didn't know what to do. They could always do an up-up-and-away, but the little kids were still down at the rec. center. These shiny weird creatures could definitely outrun them, so there was no question of that. Fang decided to just let the vampires know that they knew their secret.
"Hello, " a dit Fang pleasantly. "You are vampires." Shanny looked at him with a "duh" expression.
"Uh, yeah," she a dit rolling her eyes. "Why else would I sparkle like this?"
"Uh," Fang didn't know what to say. "Maybe cos toi are…I don't know…shiny?"
"Ha, yeah." Shanny looked quite bored now. "We are vampires. But don't worry. Look, see? My eyes are not red, they are gold, which means I don't eat humans."
"Yeah, I see," a dit Iggy. Max kicked him.
"What?" a dit Iggy.
Max ignored him
Shanny said, "So wahts up?" to Fang and Max and Iggy. Max replied, "Oh toi know..Just chilling. Hanging out. In the woods. With Fred, our tour guide, the bear."
"Oh" a dit Shanny, "we promise we won't eat him."
"Ok thanks." a dit Max.
"Yea.. " a dit Fang. "So wanna hang out with us?? I guess we can like…go see Mount Everest ou something…"
"Um THAT would be DENALI." a dit Fred, in a "duh" voice.
"Whatever," Fang said. "They're both mountains. Right??"
Fred rolled his eyes. "Whatever, I'm cold let's keep on moving."
"Um," Max said, "You is furrier than all of us. toi should not be cold."
And Fred was like, "Yea?? Well Ihave THIN bones!"
And Fang was like, "What does THAT have to do with anything??" And then Shanny was like, "GUYS TONE IT DOWN." And then everyone was silent.
Then Shanny said, "How bout we go to France??" And Fang was like, "Um, been there, done that." Max nodded her head in agreement, and said, "France is so last year. This an is all about the Caribbean."
"But it hasn't even been suivant an yet!" Shanny protested. Max eyeballed her.
"I know these things," she said. Shanny backed off. "Okay, off to the Caribbean! She said.
"So…how are we gonna get to the Caribbean?" asked Fang.
"Uh, we fly, of course." Iggy said.
"But what about the sparkly people?" Max asked.
"Um, hello, we can run." Shanny rolled her eyes.
"Oh yeah," Fang said. "Ok. So we fly and run to the Caribbean." It turns out that the Caribbean is pretty far away from Alaska, so it took the flock a little over 10 minutes to land on a sandy plage in the tropics.
Shanny and the other vampires arrived a whole ten secondes later, and they were all wet.
"Hey," Shanny a dit in an accusatory voice. " toi didn't tell us that there was water on the way to the Caribbean!"
Iggy snickered. "We kinda thought toi knew that," he said. Shanny huffed and crossed her arms.
"So, what do we do now?" asked Fang.
"Um, I don't know." Max looked around as if an idea would spring out of the water for her.
"Uh, Max?" Iggy asked. "We forgot the other kids." Max looked like, "oops" but then she quickly composed herself.
"Whatever" she said, "Angel can read minds I'm sure they'll get along fine. We'll come back sooner ou later!"
Fang looked at her quizzically. Max glared at him. "Okay, okay.." he said, even though he was pretty positive he had done nothing wrong. So Shanny and her Friends were totally sparkly.
"Wow it's so sunny!" a dit Shanny. "I feel so sparkly!"
"YOU ARE so sparkly!" a dit Fang.
"Ugh i hate being wet," a dit Shanny.
One of her Friends looked at her, and a dit "I'm sorry, I forgot the umbrella."
"Stupid!" a dit Shanny. Not even an umbrella could have kept us from getting wet....in the OCEAN."
"Oh." a dit her friend.
"So let's get looking!" a dit Iggy. "For treasure."
"No what??" a dit Shanny. "I thought we came here to look for Johnny Depp! Rumor is that he's a vampire!"
"WHAT?" screeched Max. "NO WE CAME HERE ON VACATION BECAUSE WE MISSED FRANCE!!!!"
"Ok chill out dude." a dit Fang.
"I AM NOT A DUDE FANG! UNLESS toi ARE GAY" a dit Max.
"Ok.." a dit Fang backing away slowly from Max.
"I still vote we look for treasure," a dit Iggy.
"Yeah okay, fine." a dit Shanny. "Treasure is shiny...like me!!!" And so off they went to look for treasure.
After about a week of fruitless treasure searching they struck gold.
"Ooh!" a dit Max excitedly.
"What?" Fang asked, now getting pumped about treasure.
"I found a…" Max trailed off very suspenseful. "QUARTER‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼‼!"
"NO WAY!" Fang yelled. "Will toi share it with me???‼!" Max deliberated for a second.
"Okay…" she a dit after a minute. "I guess I could share with you…considering I l’amour toi and all…"
"Okay. Thanks." Fang was happy. Then he took out his handy dandy pocket couteau and cut the quarter in half. He handed half to Max and held the other half up to his eye to inspect its very extreme shininess.
"I wonder what this will buy…" Fang wondered to himself. He thought that he could maybe buy an air nerd….
"Hey guys." Fang a dit having a sudden idea. "Let's go on a… SHOPPING SPREE!"
So they went to the mall. Fang and Max held hands while they walked up to the dolce and Gabanna store, because they were in love, and they were rich, and they wanted to impress the Caribbean people. They had left Iggy and Shanny and co behind because this was a Max/Fang shopping trip only. Anyways, they walked proudly into the D&G store, thinking that all the people staring at them because they were just jealous. Fang plopped his half quarter down on the counter, and so did Max.
Fang tried to look all surly and sexy as he said, "So..What can THIS buy?? Oh well, don't tell me, I'll just tell YOU."
The sales lady stepped back from him. Fang thought it was because that she was so stunned par his sexiness.
"Hit em, baby." he a dit to Max, and Max slapped the sales attendant obediently.
"NOT LIKE THAT" Fang hissed. "Hit them with your wish list."
"OHHH!" a dit Max. Then she went all coolly, "I'd like a purse, some lip liner, some red galoshes, a bag, a package of skittles, and oh yea- a frying pan."
The lady looked scared. "Um, she a dit timidly, we don't have those things... well not the frying pan-" Fang's death glare shut her up.
"HEY IVE GOT HALF A QUARTER HERE! GET WHAT WE WANT, PRONOTO!" The lady looked scared, and then she spoke in a low voice into her microphone thingy.
"Security?" she said. Max and Fang looked at each other.
"Up and away?" a dit Fang.
Max nodded. With one rapide, swift movement both of them were airborne and were bursting through the skylights of the Caribbean Mall…
They soared through the warm Caribbean night.
"Well," a dit Max as they were flying back to Iggy and Shanny and the crew, wherever they were.
"I think we should refine our shopping techniques."
"Yeah," Fang agreed. "And also I don't think that we should ever go to that mall again for at least ten years."
"Good thinking," Max said. "Oh well. I guess we will have to find a new store that sells purses, lip liner, galoshes, bags, skittles, and frying pans. Oh, and also I would really like a unicorn costume to play leap frog in."
Fang whipped out his handy-dandy Caribbean shopping map that listed all the stores in the Caribbean islands.
"Hmm…" he said, contemplating the map. "This store sells skittles, but not galoshes."
"And this one sells unicorn outfits, but nothing else."
"Ooh, this one says it sells everything!"
"Well, that is where we are going now," Max decided, changing course towards the everything store.
When they got to the everything store, they went it. They were playing Take A Bow, par Rihanna, and since Fang had been though a giant Rihanna phase at one point in his life, he knew all the lyrics, and decided to sing along. People thought he was a hobo, and was chant for money, so they gave him. lots of shiny quarters. Fang got very excited, so he started adding visual aids. He tried to get Max to stand suivant to him, and be a naked chick with clothes on, and Max was like, "Okay," because she wanted money too. So they did this for about an hour, and when they were done, they had over one million dollars!! Max and Fang were so excited! They decided that they would go back to the Dolce&Gabanna store, and buy the entire store, and then laugh in the stupid sales lady's face. So they went back to the Caribbean Mall, and bought the store. Then they laughed in the stupid sales lady's face, who's name was Aubree. They laughed in Aubree's face, for a long time, until their sides hurt from laughing so much. Then they went and spent plus money on Max's unicorn suit, and frying pans, and skittles. Then they went back to Shanny and Iggy and everyone else. They found Shanny and Iggy making out on a sand dune.
"Whoa!" a dit Fang. "Go IGGY!!!"
Iggy turned all red. "shut up," he said. "I see toi and Max making out all the time."
He turned away, then turned back really fast. "Whoa! I can see‼‼‼‼‼‼‼!" he jumped up and started running around yelling out what stuff looked like. "Ha! I can see!" Iggy was obviously very excited.
"Max is wearing a unicorn suit! And fang is holding giant bags of quarters! Woah, and Shanny is very sparkly!" then he started jouer la comédie very weird indeed, and chant l’amour In This Club, par Usher for some reason, and max and fang decided to leave him alone for a little while, at least until he stopped chant Usher songs.
"Let's go fly around a bit," Fang suggested. Max nodded and off they flew. They had been flying for about a half heure when they saw something far off in the distance, but getting closer every second. It didn't look like a bird, it was too big and awkward looking. As they got closer the shape divisé, split into two, then three, plus familiar shapes.
"Max," one of the shapes screamed. "Fang!" It was Angel, Gazzy, and Nudge flying toward them.
"Hey guess what?" Fang yelled back. "We're rich and Iggy can see‼‼"
"Wow, that's great." a dit Nudge, sarcastically. "But toi know what? We don't care. Sorry Iggy. But we're very angry at toi guys now. Because toi LEFT US. So now we will leave you!" And off she and Angel and Gazzy flew.
Fang looked at Max. Max looked at Iggy. Iggy looked at Shanny, and Shanny said, "Oh well, there were too many of us in the story anyways."
"No there weren't!" Max a dit angrily. "We need to find them! And share our wealth! And sight!"
"Um, no way am I sharing my sight," a dit Iggy. "It's mine! ALL MINE!" Iggy hugged himself protectively.
So then they flew. They found Nudge and Gazzy and Angel in the movie theaters, watching Twilight. "WHOA! THAT'S MY FRIEND!" a dit Shanny, pointing to Edward on the screen. Then she ran into the movie theater, jumping up and down, yelling Edward, over and over again.
"EDWARD! EDWARD! I'M RIGHT HERE, LOOK YOUR OLD BUDDY! SHANNY!" Then Edward stopped acting, and looked annoyed at Shanny.
"SHH!" he said. "I'm trying to be in a movie!!"
"WHO IS SHE?" cried Bella.
"Just a friend!" Edward a dit defensively. Bella raised her uneven eyebrows.
"I SWEAR!" a dit Edward.
"WHATEVER!" a dit Bella. "I QUIT!" and then she walked out of the scene.
"CUT!!" they heard the directors yelling.
Shanny looked like "whoops" for a minute but then she got over it and went to go talk to Edward. Iggy got all jealous looking and stood up straight and tried looking impressive, which was hard to do suivant to Edward. Edward looked very annoyed and kept on glancing in Bella's direction with a scary expression on his face.
"Grt," a dit Edward annoyed. "I am so fed up with bella! She is just a dumb human who probably only follows me everywhere cause if she didn't she would be dead tomorrow. Screw her. I will come hang out with toi and your weird human friends."
"Uh," Max a dit irritated. "We are so NOT human! We are two percent bird! So HA!" Edward gave her a weird look but didn't say anything.
"So," a dit Iggy sliding very subtly to stand suivant to Shanny, shoving Edward to the side. "What do toi want to do now?"
"Well," Fang a dit looking thoughtful. "I guess Angel and Gazzy and Nudge aren't coming with us wherever we go, and we also picked up a new member of the group, so…uh…I don't know. toi pick." He poked Edward in the arm and then screamed.
"Aaaarrrgghhh! I think toi broke my finger‼‼‼‼" he glared at Edward which didn't have much of an effect, because Edward just glared back and he was so scary that Fang dived behind max and used her as a shield between him and the scary vampire man.
"Uh…" Max said, ignoring Fang who was quaking in his boots behind her. "Lets go."
They decided on Sea World. Why?? Cause they wanted to SEE the world! They were in the Caribbean now, but they wanted to go back to the US. SO they decided to go to California. It only took them, like ten secondes because all of them were super fast and had awesome fast powers. So when they got to Sea World, Max decided that she and Fang would go see Shamoo, because they both liked Shamoo, plus, they were in l’amour so it made sense for them to hang out together. Iggy and Shanny decided that they wanted to go see the seals, because Shanny loved how seals tasted. But she promised that she wouldn't eat any, because that would be not very nice to the zoo. Plus, it would blow her cover. Iggy was still kind of crabby that Edward was with them, but he eventually got over it, because Shanny started paying extra attention to him. Edward was like, the third wheel, and he was crabby because he was used to having Bella with him. But he decided that didn't matter, and that he was going to fly solo for a while. So while Iggy and Shanny went to the right, and Max and Fang went to the left, Edward decided to go straight. Straight ahead was the cotton Candy stand, and it smelled really good to him- almost as good as human blood! So he decided to eat some because it smelled really good. So he got out some half-quarteres, and plopped them down on the table, and then flashed the waitress a blinding smile.
"Cotton Candy for one, please." he said.
After he had gotten his cotton Candy he decided to go on the Mary Go Round. He had a lot of fun going around and around on circles, so he did that for an heure and one half. After he was on the merry-go-round for one and one half hour, he decided that it needed to be plus exciting. So he stood up on the horse and started dancing as it was going around. That made it much plus fun for him. also he was getting very tired of the tinkly Merry-Go Round music, so he sung Bleeding l’amour as loud as he could for a while to drown it out. par now there was a huge crowd around the Merry Go Round watching him sing and dance on his horse. So he decided to kick it up a notch. He did a flying leap off of his horse and landed on the suivant one. That was fun so he leaped onto the suivant one. It crumbled into dust and he fell onto the floor. He was very embarrassed, so he leaped up and ran as fast as he could to go rejoindre Max and Fang, cause the crowd was booing him and it was lowering his self esteem.
He got there in about negative 2.8 seconds, cause he was a fast, fast, shiny vampire. When he got to Fang and Max they were in the middle of watching Shamoo do lots of tricky diving things.
"Whoa…" a dit Edward, very impressed par Shamoo's swimming skills. "But I could do better," he muttered to himself.
"YOU WISH!" a dit Max.
"I KNOW!" a dit Edward, and with that he jumped into Shamoo's performing tank, and started doing all the fancy whaley moves with him.
"I SPEAK WHALE!!" Edward boomed, as he did a dive.
"COOL!" a dit Max. But then they all got tired of seeing the world, so they decided to leave. When they were walking out of the World, they had to traverser, croix a street. Edward decided to go first, because he had a lot of experience with cars, plus, he knew that he could block them. So he went first. But as soon as he stepped out onto the street, a strange man's voice came from the sky: "Cross rue with caution- vehicles may not stop."
Edward looked around, confused. "God, is that you?" he said.
"Cross rue with caution- vehicles may not stop." The strange man's voice a dit again.
"I think it is God," Fang agreed with Edward. "You better do what he says."
"Okay…" a dit Edward, uncertainly. Then he started calling: "CAUTION!! Oh, CAUTION, where are you?? I am a yummy sexy vampire…won't toi walk across the rue with me??"
No response. Edward was very disappointed, he though that anyone would want to traverser, croix the rue with him. Well, he wasn't exactly wrong about that, because after he had started calling for Caution, about 20 young attractive females (and even a couple of young males) came flocking over, claiming that they were Caution.
"Well," a dit Edward, disappointedly. He had thought that Caution was, like one of god's angels, ou something.
"Maybe Caution is busy, ou something." Max said, helpfully.
"Yeah…" a dit Edward, sadly. "I guess one of these fake Cautions will have to do." He turned to the crowd of people. "You, please. traverser, croix the rue with us."
The young girl was only so happy to do so.
They crossed the rue happily, glad that they got to see the World, and happy that they had found a Caution to traverser, croix the rue with them. They skipped over to Iggy and Shanny and then they all skipped down the middle of the road (they still had Caution, so they were safe) and off into the sunset.