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15 Ways to Annoy Obessive Twilight Haters (just the crazy ones, not the sane ones)

posted by sapherequeen

*I'm sorry if I offended anyone on this spot, I just did this to be funny, not mean*

1) If toi know a girl who despises Twilight and is crazy about hating it, send them a box with a poster of Edward with the words "My Dream Guy" on the poster
2) Tell a Twilight hater that Ron Weasley is Emmett's b***h
3) Tell them that REAL men sparkle
4) When a group of Twilight haters are surrounding you, stand in the middle of the group and shout out "I'M A CULLEN, EVERYONE!" then sing "I am a vampire" par Antsy Pantsy
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5) Write a letter to President Obama convincing him to make a law against disrespecting Twilight...and anyone who disses Twilight will get a life sentence.
6) Ask them if they l’amour Edward, when they say no ask them if they l’amour Jacob, and when they say no to that ask them if they l’amour Edward again....
7) If the Cullens do exist, give Emmett the address of a Bella/Edward hater that toi know...
8) If toi know a Twilight hater that drives a volvo and toi see them driving up the street, get a group of crazy obsessive fangirls to run after the volvo and shout "EDWARD! EDWARD!" over and over....
9) *This one may seem a little weird*
Get a male Twilight hater to fall for toi and tell him you'll wear something that will turn him on and leave the room....then come back dressed up as Bella cygne ou Jasper Hale
10) Tell a hater that he/she has bad taste in livres
11) Give a Twilight hater the Twilight movie for his/her birthday
12) If you're surrounded par Twilight fanatics and a Twilight hater is standing in the middle of the group with you, annoy him so much about Twilight that he/she shouts "I HATE F**KING TWILIGHT" out loud so the fanatics will hear him/her..
13) If a Twilight hater accidentally posts something on the Twilight spot, get all of your Friends to rate the item so the hater can get a Fanatic in the Twilight spot
14) Tell Rosalie about Twilight haters who criticized her and where they live...
15) Convince Emma Watson to trash Harry Potter then try out for the role of a Twilight vampire..

twilightfrk, JoseVanders and 5 others like this

Hidanfan lol i like #12) If you're surrounded by Twilight fanatics and a Twilight hater is standing in the middle of the group with you, annoy him so much about Twilight that he/she shouts "I HATE F**KING TWILIGHT" out loud so the fanatics will hear him/her..

sarabeara #8 and #11 are HILARIOUS!

jannette_camou lol 9 sound`s fun...jk well all of them are cool=)

gossipgirlxoxo LOL.......I love number 6!!!!

KaterinoulaLove Lol! great job number #6 ,#9 and #11 rock!!!!

Epetrus #15... enough said. I love it

twilightfantic1 sweet

samiam4edward LOLOL They are so funny :)

Andressa_Weld #6 is awesome!!!

jefferyw52 uh ok im a hater and i feel terrified im not here to yell at you guys but i dont know if anyone should ever do that its mean "shivers"

sapherequeen A lot of us (can't say all) wouldn't do that stuff, Jeff. This is just for laughs, many of us respect people's opinions. :)

jefferyw52 im sorry im just too serious i always believe almost everything and i take it seriously oh whats wrong with me

sapherequeen It's fine. I do that too sometimes, there's nothing wrong with you. :)

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Emmett Story Part 16

posted by just_bella

I swore that I wasn't going to write this story for a few days, but it's like an addiction. I l’amour écriture all of my stories, but this one is SO much fun!! Enjoy!!
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Refresher-

"Emmett, you're alright. Nothing will hurt toi anymore." The doctor a dit as he touched my hand.

I had so many questions I wanted to ask. I tried to hold my mouth shut, but once again my mouth opened. I squeezed my eyes shut and braced myself for the screaming.

Nothing happened, I wasn't screaming. I opened my eyes quickly and looked around at everyone, the suprise obviously...

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The story never ends, it’s just beginning - Part 46

posted by sasie_katje88

hey i'm back, lucky my writers block is gone now. i had a hole jour to think what i was going to write, so i hope toi still like it. It's a long one because i'm trying to end it at article 50 so i can jump ahead in time and start with a new kind of titre part 1.

Bella's pov

A new jour started after me and Edward saw the sunrise. We were running back to our home, when Edward stopped in the middle of the forest.
“What is it” I a dit concerned
“Jake is heading our way, we should wait here” he a dit back to me
“Why is Jake looking for us” I asked him curious
“Alice want us to get Mason, he’s...

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New Moon Parody.

posted by Brown_x_Eyes

Edward: Happy Birthday, Bella.

Bella: Screw my birthday, I don’t wanna grow up!

Edward: You’re like Peter Pan, except you’re a girl!

Bella: About that…

Edward: What?

Bella: Nothing.

Edward: Let’s go to my place.

Bella: Giving in? The perfect present…

Edward: Hell no! toi think I’m weak?! WELL I’LL montrer toi WEAK! –Bends down to Bella’s neck-

Bella: Edward, wait for Victoria to kill me. She has plus practice.

Edward: Let’s go inside!

Alice: Surprise! Big huge party to be celebrated par only 8 people! WOO!

Bella: I totally didn’t see this coming…

Esme: I baked toi this wonderful cake!...

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The story never ends, it’s just beginning - Part 11

posted by sasie_katje88

it's not a really big one, but i guess you'll all been waiting for this one :D Enjoy and again sorry for mistakes :-)

Bella's pov

The days past par very slowly, the only thing I was aloud to do was, eat, sleep and rest. I just hate staying in lit all the time but Edward and the other family members kept a close eye one me, not because I was dangerous but because of the size of my stomach. I was about 3 weeks and I looked like someone who was 8 ou 9 months pregnant.
When I ate I still had these outburst, so I only ate once a day. But I didn’t care about that because the baby was big already and...

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Lizzie's Story, Chapter Three

posted by foreveryours

Chapter 3:

I paused in a small bakery and stomped my feet in an attempt to stimulate the circulation of blood through to my La Reine des Neiges toes. I headed toward the counter and ordered a French baguette, which I always did before going over to Martin’s for dîner because his mother loved them so much. As I waited for the overly tanned baker to finish wrapping up my baguette, I stared out of the window. February in Seattle was one of the dreariest months of the year, especially when it was raining. As if the heavens were listening to my thoughts, a few drops clattered onto the sidewalk. Wonderful....

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Kidnapped-Chapter 10

posted by ktbminnie12

Bella’s POV

Was I seeing this right? I wiped my eyes to see if I was seeing things correctly. Yep. Sure was. This was the last person I would expect to come save me.
    “Bella. Bella Swan?” he asked in the voice I remembered from the lat time I saw him.
    “Aro? What are toi doing here?” I asked.
    Aro shot down the stairs in a second. He crouched in front of me.
    “I came here because our dear friend Lorenzo has broken the rules,” he said.
    “What did he do?” I asked.
    “He...

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Lust CHAPTER EIGHT

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

BLOOD LUST. . . . . .By: BuffyFaithfan1
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""Chapter Eight: When The Stars Go Blue...""""

There is this lyric from a song par Haley James Scott called DANCING WHEN THE STARS GO BLUE. Its a cover for the song par Tim McGraw WHEN THE STARS GO BLUE. The lyric is: "...Where do toi go when youre lonely?..." And it got me thinking. . . .Where DO toi go when your lonely? Like where does the lonelyness go? Does it just vanish into thin air? Disappear into the darkness of the past? Fly off into its cave like hole, waiting to affet some body else? ou does...

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Cliff Diving

posted by Alice_President

Okay, I have never done anything like this before, so please do not laugh, but constructive criticism is welcome. Thanks <3

This is my version of Bella's cliff diving experience in New Moon:

Plummeting through the air at a million miles an hour. I was soaring, cutting my path through the low hanging clouds. I was on haut, retour au début of the world, I was queen. I could see nothing but blue. Suddenly, the air was gone. I was covered in liquid, submerged in a pool of terror. I would have swum to the surface, I could see it, but my legs were failing me. I was going to die if I just stayed here, frozen. I started...

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Breaking Dawn: 1.Engaged

posted by zner

No one is staring at you, I promised myself. No one is staring at you. No one is
staring at you.
But, because I couldn’t lie convincingly even to myself, I had to check.
As I sat waiting for one of the three traffic lights in town to turn green, I peeked
to the right—in her minivan, Mrs. Weber had turned her whole torso in my
direction. Her eyes bored into mine, and I flinched back, wondering why she
didn’t drop her gaze ou look ashamed. It was still considered rude to stare at
people, wasn’t it? Didn’t that apply to me anymore?
Then I remembered that these windows were so darkly tinted that...

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Starlit - Awakened (Chaper 12)

posted by Yoss

Every shade of green – jade, olive, émeraude – looked dull. The trees held no interest for me. I expected, as I let my vampire senses took over me, that everything around me would burst in color, would awe me as they once did. I could see every spectrum of light, every tiny grain of soil and sand under my feet, I could hear every sound –the frantic cœur, coeur beats of the small animaux cowering in fear, the slithering of the insects beneath the ground, the muffled cries of the birds as they flew away, the gentle whoosh of the breeze – I once found beauty in all these. Today, I found none....

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Kayla, Chapter 31

posted by twilight-7

It was very quiet. I didn’t want to be the first to break the silence that enveloped us. par us I meant Alice, Jasper and me. Jasper was driving somewhere. They hadn’t told me. I was particularly worried; I knew I could trust them. Also because Jasper was working his magic on me so it was hard to feel worried. So I was left with my thoughts to keep my company. It was hard being away from Edward. I had spent so much of my time with him that it felt wrong that he wasn’t par my side. My cœur, coeur felt like it had been ripped into tiny pieces and scattered across America. It would take a lot of...

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New Story - Chapter Ten

posted by dinosteph

salut guys. I just wanted to let everyone know that I really enjoy that toi guys enjoy the story this far. I'm also wondering if toi think it's going a little slow. I tend to explain things a lot, when it comes to scenes and other characters. I'm trying to include everyone in the family, so you're not wondering where everyone is.

I watched him, laying beside me, not moving. It had been a little over an heure and I couldn't ignore the noises coming from my stomach anymore.

“Edward?” I whispered, tapping his arm lightly, unsure if I should bother him ou not. I watched as he closed his eyes, lines...

meeting emmet(rose's story)

posted by twilight0girl

a hunt to remenber
today, the sun was shing bright,so today were staying accueil to hunt.it was just a normal day.at least thats what i thought.just as i was just about to pounce on a mountain lion,i heard a screech of pain and terror."edward!"i called."what!whats wrong!"he shouted"did toi hear that,someone's screaming."his expresion changed from concern to concentration."edward,edward"i said"shhh,im concentrating."on what?"i hear it now,"he a dit "im going to check it out."what!why does edward get to check every thing out?!"no!i'll do it."i blurted."o.k if toi say so."i started running to the...

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Unchained Melody: Chapter One

posted by SaraE

This is my first Twilight fan fiction. I started écriture it a bit after I read Eclipse. So it's set after that, and does not mesh with Breaking Dawn. Anyway, I got the idea while listening to the song Unchained Melody, hence the title, and started écriture it. I'm looking for a beta reader, btw! Feedback is much appreciated.

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Unchained Melody

“Cold feet?” I heard his voice whisper into my ear. I would have jumped ou screamed if it wasn’t for the fact I seem to be in a catatonic state. I knew it was Jacob’s voice, but I couldn’t see him. Even if he were to walk up in front of my wide...

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Dreamnapped-Chapter Two The Party

posted by Twilight597

Chapter Two-The Party

    Charlie and I ate at the lodge than we left to Edward’s house. Edward was waiting on the porch. Charlie left and Edward and I went inside. The inside of the Cullen’s house looked like a dance club, but so much better. Alice must have gone way overboard again. It was almost eight o’clock, so guest should be joining us soon.
    Jess, Angela, Mike, Ben, Lauren, and Eric were the first to come. I found out I barely knew anybody here.
    “The mutt is still not here, but I cant see anything” Alice said...

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Kayla, Chapter 13

posted by twilight-7

Chapter 13 Guys, I wrote as fast as I could.

Jacob’s eyes refused to open. My eyes filled with moisture and tears rolled down my cheeks. I had probably killed him. I had my mind focused on his so I would be able to hear even the faintest of his thoughts, so that I would know he was ok. I was going to call Charlie but I realised that Jacob didn’t need the police. He needed a doctor. And what doctor could get here in less than three minutes?
I patted myself down, searching for my cell phone. I knew I had it when I left the house today so I must have on me somewhere. I found it in my jean pocket....

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Aura--Chapter 8--Return

posted by mikaela_isabela

salut guys, this is a loooooooong chapter, i had a lot of inspiration...so enjoi!

As we pulled into out drive-way, I was pretty much on the edge of my seat.
We were finally home, and I needed to see Bella. Carlisle could feel my tension.
“Edward, there’s no point going to her now, she’ll be fast asleep. It’s almost 7 in the morning.”
You’ll need to give her sometime, Edward. Let her cool off. Esme, always the logical thinker. But she has had over three months to cool off, and if I don’t see her now, I might just explode.
As soon as the car pulled to a stop, Alice said, “Have fun…”...

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Why I don't think Dakota Fanning is the right choice to play Jane.

posted by kitkat211

Let me start off par saying that I think Dakota Fanning is a fabulous actress. That being a dit here are my reason why I don't think she would make the best Jane. Their are a bunch a little problems and one big problem with her playing Jane. The big problem for me is her age. Dakota Fanning was born on Febuary 23 1994. That would put her at 15 years old when she starts filming in March. Thats only 4 years younger the Kristen(Bella) who was born in 1990 and only 2 years younger the Taylor(jacob) who was born in 1992. Jane is ONLY surpost be 12-13 years old and NO WHERE near Bella's age.

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Moonlight - Chapter Six

posted by Twilight_F

Here is the long awaited Chapter six....well not very long awaited...but here it is!!!! I got my ideas from the Twilight livres so there are connections. Please READ, RATE AND COMMENT!!!! ENJOY!!!!!

CHAPTER 6

This chapter is a flashback from the time when Bella’s parents died. Bella’s mum’s POV. (Renée’s POV)

It was raining heavily as Charlie, Bella and I were coming back from a supper. Bella was sleeping deeply in the back seat. When suddenly a flash of lightening came down from the sky. I heard a CRACK and in front of us fell a huge tree. Charlie braked vigorously. But it wasn’t enough....

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Moonlight - Chapter One

posted by Twilight_F

This is my first one so please read and comment. I got my ideas from the Twilight Saga. Hope toi like it and if toi do I will do more!! Sorry it's quiet short but I want to make rive people like it first.

I was cold and wet as I scurried away from the ours that was meters from me. But this ours was oblivious to the fact that I might be his supper. I was crawling on my hands and knees, trying to get away from this creature. But in my blind panic, I slipped and snapped a branch that I was leaning on for support.
A sudden wave of reality hit me. I was going to die. This...