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posted by chocolate-bear

After a pretty well received liste of things Bella would never say, i decided to let toi guys read another liste : things Edward would never say!
Again, credit goes to Bellaandedward.com for creating the list.
It is quite a long liste so if toi want to see the rest of it go here: link
Edward Would Never Say :

1.Gosh, Bella, stop blushing so much. (Sent in by: Phoebe)
2.Bella, drive slower. (Sent in by: Emily)
3.I wish I'd just married Rosalie. (Sent in by: Gin)
4.Jacob Black, toi can have Bella because toi are my best friend. (Sent in by: Emily)
5.Bella, toi have just been PUNK'D!!!! (Sent in by: Ali)
6.Bella, I'm gay. (Sent in by: Celeste)
7.Just keep your fangs to yourself, buddy! (Sent in by: Celeste)
8.Alice, take Bella on a shopping spree. (Sent in by: Alex :D)
9.Bella, I'd like my ring back, you're just not worth the trouble keeping alive. (Sent in by: Alex)
10.Come on, Alice, lets go rejoindre the Volturi! (Sent in by: Alex :D)
11.I'm going to go live with the werewolves, because I like the way they smell. (Sent in by: Stephanie Marshall)
12.Sure, of course I'll rejoindre the Volturi, Aro!!!!!! (Sent in by: Sara)
13.Hey Bella, toi can go ahead and jump off that cliff and die to your doom without me. (Sent in by: Macy)
14.You know Bella? I think I ought to buy toi a new motorcycle because this one is just falling apart... (Sent in by: Gabby)
15.Yo mah homie G! Fo shizzle! (Sent in by: Bo)
16.Bella, I have something to tell you. I'm not a vampire and neither is the rest of my family. YOU'VE BEEN PUNK'D! Awesome, huh? (Sent in by: Mia)
17.That pizza looks delicious... (Sent in by: Ash)
18.You know what, I don't want to be a vampire, it would be too boring. (Sent in by: Chesca)
19.Jacob is my best friend! (Sent in by: Emily)
20.Yes, I'll admit it. I'm perfect. (Sent in by: Megan)
21.Geez Bella, you're so white! (Sent in by: Megan)
22.I wish James and Victoria could come back, so we can have a cœur, coeur to heart. (Sent in by: Kat)
23.Bella, toi make me lose my breath. (Sent in by: SarahF.)
24.Bella, toi are so coordinated!!! (Sent in by: Mely)
25.Bella why don't toi want to be a vampire just like me? (Sent in by: Alexis)
26.Yo. Bella. Wassup. (Sent in by: Phoebe)
27.Dude. THAT IS SO FRIKIN AWESOME. (Sent in by: Phoebe)
28.Ew, Bella, toi need to get some deoderant. (Sent in by: Laura)
29.Bella, you're so ugly. I never want to see toi again. (Sent in by: Whitney)
30.(after gym) God Bella! loups garous smell better than toi do! (Sent in by: Courtney)
31.I'm sorry, Bella but I'm leaving toi for Jessica Stanley. Have a nice life with Jacob. (Sent in by: Sara)
32.Eww, Emmett. How could toi possibly think grizzly bears are tasty? Everyone knows lambs are better. (Sent in by: Viola)
33.Bella, I'm going to kill toi now. (Sent in by: Brianna)
34.I'm Mike Newton's biggest fan! (Sent in by: Ella)
35.Remember when I told toi I didn't want you, Bella? Well, Bella, I've never told a lie. (Sent in by: Laura)
36.James is my new best friend! (Sent in by: Jackie)
37."Bella?" What a stupid name. (Sent in by: Emily)
38.I just can't stand those vampires! They're all so cold and heartless! (Sent in by: Emily)
39.Hey, Bella, wanna go cliff diving? (Sent in by: Melissa)
40.Bella. I'm leaving you... for Jacob. (Sent in by: Emily)
41.You can just go to Hell (Sent in by: Jayda)
42.Let's go donate blood! (Sent in by: Jennifer and Mackenzie)
43.Jane is a super hott babe! I l’amour her! (Sent in by: Pussycat and Bubbles)
44.I am getting kinda pale... I need to get a tan! (Sent in by: Mackenzie)
45.Oh my god Bella, could toi LOOK plus slutty in that outfit? (Sent in by: Courtney)
46.You know, I think that Jessica and I are ment to be together. See ya! (Sent in by: Mackenzie)
47.God Bella you're so freakin' clumsy! (Sent in by: Diana)
48.Bella... I only pretended to l’amour toi to get to Jessica. Sorry. (Sent in by: Samm44)
49.My being a vampire isn't a big deal, toi know. (Sent in by: Jennifer)
50.I prefer blonds. (Sent in by: Samantha)
51.Bella, I've decided to marry Leah Clearwater instead of you. Have a good life with Mike Newton! (Sent in by: Kayla)
52.I'm tired. I think I'm gonna go to sleep. (Sent in by: Jayda)
53.Wow, I could really go for a cheeseburger right about now! (Sent in by: Alexis)
54.Bella, Esme is not my mom, she's my wife. Emmet is the one who really wants you, have a nice life!!! (Sent in by: Lauren)
55.Um Bella, I'm gay. I'm going out with Jacob now. (Sent in by: Samara)
56.I'm going to get toi a new motorcycle. (Sent in by: Mega Horse Lover)
57.This pizza is really good!! (Sent in by: Charlotte)
58.Aw Snap! (Sent in by: Michelle)
59.Bella, did I ever tell toi that I've been able to read your mind all along? (Sent in by: Amy)
60.YO PUNK, BACK OFF! BACK OFF! (Sent in by: Macy)
61.You're so lucky I'm your boyfriend, Bella! (Sent in by: Alyssa)
62.Bella, I think I'm dying. (Sent in by: Shelby)
63.You know what. You're scent really isn't all that great. Niether is your blood. I'm totally over the irresistible urge to kill you, aren't toi lucky Bella? (Sent in by: Amy)
64.Bella, I'm sorry... I'm a gangster! (Sent in by: Sara)
65.Bite me Bella. (Sent in by: Maddy)
66.Bella, don't be so careful. (Sent in by: Meghann)
67.MWAHAHAHAHAHA! Ok, so how was that for my evil Dracula laugh? (Sent in by: Jess)
68.I wonder how I wound up with you? I mean look at me... no wonder toi fell in l’amour with me (Sent in by: Amy)
69.Hey Bella, I'm hungry... and toi smell oh so good! (Sent in by: Jayme)
70.Alice, would toi be upset if I told toi that I MAY have tried on your sous-vêtements, undies this morning? (Sent in by: Libz)
71.I'm actually in l’amour with Victoria, Bella. toi can have your pick of Jacob ou Mike. (Sent in by: Blair)
72.Hey Edward, have toi read these livres par Stephenie Meyer yet? I found one in the bibliothèque called Twilight... it's really good. (Sent in by: Namaste)
73.Irina looks awesome! (Sent in by: Lilyn)
74.Bella, can toi go stay at La Push for a while? You're kind of suffocating me. (Sent in by: Sapphrine)
75.I'm having a fangtastic time! Get it? Fang-tastic... haha it's so hilarious, how can toi possibly not laugh? Haha *cough* so... umm yeah (Sent in by: Joan)
76.Ya know, loups garous don't actually smell all that bad. I kinda like it. Jacob, come here and gimmie a hug! (Sent in by: Viola)
77.I worship 50 Cent (Sent in by: Olivia)
78.I'm sleepy... (Sent in by: Lexie)
79.Of course I'll bite toi Bella, why didn't toi just ask me earlier. *Duh* (Sent in by: Luna-regn)
80.I rather Kiss Jacob Black instead of Bella. (Sent in by: Luna Greene)
81.Guess what Bella? I'm actually Mike Newton, who accidentally switched roles with me when we both met Jacob Black and had dîner with Tyler Crowley, but that was after we both went to party on the Hills with Eric Yorkie, my homeboy. But before this all, Edward really was not a vampire, but a really smart nerd who could make Suits – Avocats sur Mesure that looked real and his family's rich so he put diamonds in his fake Suits – Avocats sur Mesure so that they'd glitter and also Alice and Emmett are robots controlled par old Edward which is now mike newton who is really me but got switched... got it? (Sent in by: lilypop!)
82.Bella! That is definitely not your color! (Sent in by: Ana)
83.Bella, choose. Now. Do toi want me to bite toi now, ou never? No plus chances in the future...ever. (Sent in by: Anne)
84.Who would like a vampire? They are so cold! (Sent in by: Cat)
85.Who needs a wedding anyway, are ya ready for the bite! (Sent in by: K-Daug)
86.(After kissing) Geez Bella, toi could at least wash your mouth once in a while... now I know what to get toi for your birthday... Mouthwash! (Sent in by: Gaby)
87.Bella toi should go and hang with Jacob. (Sent in by: Fred)
88.You're too selfish Bella (Sent in by: alessandra)
89.Bella, I have 3 things to tell you: 1. I don't l’amour you. 2. My family actually eats humans. 3. I am TOTALLY sexy! (Sent in by: Kaylie)
90.Does this make me look fat? (Sent in by: Jayda)
91.Damn you, Bella (Sent in by: Jayda)
92.I'm not really a vampire. I can't believe toi bought that. (Sent in by: Jayda)
93.It's freakin cold in here. (Sent in by: Jayda)
94.Hey Bella, I'm gay. And guess what, I'm dating your dad (Sent in by: Marina)
95.Alice and I are really in l’amour and when I told toi I left toi to keep toi out of trouble I lied...we actually went to get married!
96.Bella, can't I just have a taste? A tiny sip, okay? (Sent in by: Elizabeth)
97.Oh...Em...Gee Bella. Guess what?! (Sent in by: Emily)
98.Yes Bella, toi do look fat! (Sent in by: Samantha)
99.Why are toi such a clutz, Bella? (Sent in by: Mariel)
100.YAWNNNNNNNNNNN... Bells, I'm a little tired, so why don't toi go hang out with Jake while I take a nap? (Sent in by: CoolsocksSam)

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icolori or Hey Bella, you can go ahead and jump off that cliff and die to your doom without me. (Sent in by: Macy) 14.You know Bella? I think I ought to buy you a new motorcycle because this one is just falling apart... (Sent in by: Gabby) 15.Yo mah homie G! Fo shizzle! (Sent in by: Bo) 16.Bella, I have something to tell you. I'm not a vampire and neither is the rest of my family. YOU'VE BEEN PUNK'D! Awesome, huh? (Sent in by: Mia) 17.That pizza looks delicious... (Sent in by: Ash) 18.You know what, I don't want to be a vampire, it would be too boring. (Sent in by: Chesca) 19.Jacob is my best friend! (Sent in by: Emily) 20.Yes, I'll admit it. I'm perfect. (Sent in by: Megan) 21.Geez Bella, you're so white! (Sent in by: Megan) 22.I wish James and Victoria could come back, so we can have a heart to heart. (Sent in by: Kat) 23.Bella, you make me lose my breath. (Sent in by: SarahF.) 24.Bella, you are so coordinated!!! (Sent in by: Mely) 25.Bella why don't you want to be a vampire just like me? (Sent in by: Alexis) 26.Yo. Bella. Wassup. (Sent in by: Phoebe) 27.Dude. THAT IS SO FRIKIN AWESOME. (Sent in by: Phoebe) 28.Ew, Bella, you need to get some deoderant. (Sent in by: Laura) 29.Bella, you're so ugly. I never want to see you again. (Sent in by: Whitney) 30.(after gym) God Bella! Werewolves smell better than you do! (Sent in by: Courtney) 31.I'm sorry, Bella but I'm leaving you for Jessica Stanley. Have a nice life with Jacob. (Sent in by: Sara) 32.Eww, Emmett. How could you possibly think grizzly bears are tasty? Everyone knows lambs are better. (Sent in by: Viola) 33.Bella, I'm going to kill you now. (Sent in by: Brianna) 34.I'm Mike Newton's biggest fan! (Sent in by: Ella) 35.Remember when I told you I didn't want you, Bella? Well, Bella, I've never told a lie

edward_hot those r pretty funny.... i've got one...."hey bella..i think jacob's a good guy...lets give him permission to marry our daughter...reneesme"!!!! by d way i like no: 54....its hilarious

Renesemee717 this is sooo funny. my sister thinks im crazy for laughing out of nowhere, 2 hey, i got 1- "hey, bella u know why i don't want 2 turn u in2 a vampire? its because i don't want u as an immortal annoyance!" and, "hey bella, i want 2 marry Renesmee, so go marry jacob." loved #70 lol

noli_slim i have never seen a man like edeword.he the most amzing guy that i have ever knowen and i really love hem with all ma heart.

noli_slim i love u edword

twilight_james LOVETHEM!!! lolz have u read ghis book called twiight?

trix14lee yahaha really funny...

Twilightsauce Ok i love 32 but some r pretty dumb!

tannerlover5 I LOVE ALL OF THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!

tannerlover5 these are so awesome!!!!!and really funny dood i think its great intertainment!!!

Lovelyladylaura Lawl! Some r the same tho so some of them were alittle boring :/

annie1829 you need to give all this boring stuff up though

annie1829 edward would never in a million years say number seventy nine until him and bella got married

shaharEB im frezzing!

pinkwave lol this is rich gold it is so funny

TroolEX Things Edward would never say:"I am NOT a homosexual!"

Channyfan1 Y dont u make a list of stuff BELLA would never say?

-_Amy_Rose_- I like numbr 70, lmaooooo xD

nicci_rox umm... edward always tells bella "damn you bella". example: damn you bella you'll be the death of me.

izzy_b33_luvd Not nice EDDY!!!!!!!

moolah lol:P

JennyRocker197 HAHAHA

hannatl hehe luv no.70

chloe778 OMG That is sooooo not funny!

teamjane99 okay, um, i'm gonna have to disagree with number six. i can imagine edward saying "bella, i'm gay." i might be alone in this, but i really can imaging him saying that.

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True Lies,Teen Girls(Chapter Two)

posted by moolah

Alice,Rosalie,and Bella.Best Friends.

Alice’s P.O.V:
When we finally got done crying on each others shoulders we had to take a break from Truth ou dare for like ten minutes. Bella stared out the window for that time sniffling and begging us not to think about her rape. We agreed immediately, so she felt better.
Bella sat silent for another five minutes while Rosalie and I talked about Truth ou Dare questions we had in the past. When Bella finally came around we had stopped at a drugstore because she a dit she was thirsty. So, while Rosalie went in a bought a Crush orange Soda. Bella looked over at me and said, “I’m sorry,...

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Gone Part 2

posted by CarlislesLover

salut guys
This is the suivant part of my new fan fic.
Enjoy!!
XXX

I walked into the building which I was told is a block of apartments.
“Hi I’m Isabella Swan. I brought an apartment here” I told the woman at the reception. “That would be apartment number 16”

“Where is that sorry?”

“Go up two floors and walk down the corridor until toi find number 16 on the left hand side”

“Ok thank you” I walked into the elevator and pushed the 2 button. The elevator left of in a flash which made my stomach turn. I was going to have to get used to this. The doors opened and I stepped out wobbling....

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Dreams do come true Chapter 14

posted by Darktimes104

Emmett's POV:
I was lying suivant to Rose on the bed, the sun was shining bright through the window causing rainbows to form on our skin. "Morning." I a dit s’embrasser her softly. "Good morning." She smiled as she wrapped the sheet around herself and walked into the closet. I got up and put on a gray t-shirt and a pair of pants. Five minutes later Rose walked out of the closet wearing a dark blue dress. She had a look in her eyes that a dit something was wrong. "What's wrong Rose?"
"Esme, Carmen, and I were talking about getting married here but, I now I don't think I want to."
She sat down on the bed...

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Life after Breaking Dawn Part 13! (Lifetime)

posted by smileyfaceddude

Edward

“We need to sort this whole mess out.” I announced on Renesmee’s behalf. I was discombobulated. My mind searched for an answer. I turned to Jasper in the left corner of the big sitting room.
“These dreams she’s having, I have them too when I read her mind. They are awful. Cynddylan is there. He keeps asking her to rejoindre the Volturi. But they are dead. We burnt the remains of them last night.”
I felt the most confused I had ever felt. He was dead. He was gone and a pile of ashes in Volterra. I heard a glimpse of Jacob’s thoughts; he was going to stay with Renesmee. Good. He...

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Life after Breaking Dawn Part 10!

posted by smileyfaceddude

Edward

I heard Alice’s thought and was immediately baffled… she then sent another message,
-THEY’RE PLANNING SOMETHING, SOMETHING BIG. RENESMEE IN DANGER!
Anger and, for the first tie for a long time, fear, took over my body and senses, I wanted to go straight to the château and rip those guys’ heads off!
“I know that look! What wrong?” Jacob demanded, his big warm hand was on my shoulder.
“They’re planning something, something to do with Renesmee…” I informed him. Jacob started shaking, like he always does when he’s very angry, he broke into a run, I caught him immediately,...

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The unknown secret - Chapter 3

posted by megan-ox123

I was running, and running but I wasn't fast enough. My legs were aching in agony I felt like I might trip over myself, I didn't know why I was running
or where I was running, I just knew I had to. When I got to a large spot of herbe filled with wild fleurs and burning sun, I finally knew it was sûr, sans danger to
stop. I looked down, my dark brown hair was curled and shining as It reached down to my waist of a purple and blue dress that I was wearing. Just
short enough to reach my thys. It was absolutely beautiful it sparkled in the sun I didn't want to look away from it but I felt as if I had to, so...

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posted by AnonymousXXX

Previously...
After about 10 minutes in the douche I couldn’t even feel the cut on my head it was strange. When I got out of the douche I put on the clothes Amber and Alice had donné me. I looked at myself in the mirror. The cut on my head was almost completely gone. I gasped as I saw this. There was a knock on the door. It was Amber.
“Alana… Is everything alright in there?” she ask
“Y…y-yea.” My voice was shaky. This is too much to handle.”Everything is fine.”
I came out of the bathroom trembling. She came up to me and hugged me.
“I’ll have Carlisle explain everything....

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10 ways to annoy Charlie cygne

posted by emmett

10 Ways to Annoy Charlie cygne

10. Tell him Bella’s pregnant – but you’re having trouble figuring out who the father is… Bella’s unsure whether it’s Edward, Carlisle, Jacob ou Mike.

9. Ask him what Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo means in the phonetic alphabet.

8. Decorate his handcuffs with rose dentelle and fleurs the call the station requesting to speak with Chief cygne Princess.

7. Whenever he is around, narrate all that is happening into the invisible walkie-talkie that’s strapped to your shoulder, speaking only in cop talk.

6. Take his gun and use it in a bank holdup – it will...

Crescent, Chapter One, First Sight.

posted by New_Moon_Master

PREFACE
I could not believe what was happening. It was one thing to be told something, and an entirely differant thing to see it with your own eyes. I stared into his eyes, and he stared back. I was terrified. I had no idea what I looked like, I could think of nothing but the look on his face. It was murderously angry, and...something else which I couldn't place. And though my life was in grave danger, the thoughts that hurt the most were the ones of him...Of never seeing his face again. But the thing that hurt the most was, not the fact that he was about to kill me, but the way he looked at...

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Chris Weitz Reveals 5 'New Moon' Secrets

posted by Alice_Cullen_

In a récent interview with MTV, New Moon director Chris Weitz reveals five secrets about the movie that most fans will either find, hilarious, intriguing, ou down right annoying:

Going for the Gold: In "Twilight," RPattz and the rest of his vegetarian vampire cohorts have gold-colored eyes as a result of abstaining from consuming human blood. For "New Moon," the vamps' eyes were clearly plus golden. Why'd Weitz have his actors switch to brighter contact lenses?

"It's a plus noticeable gold," Weitz said. "I thought that in the first film they hadn't popped quite enough and I wanted to have that...

Alice and Jasper part 2

posted by kiwi12

Alice

I led him deeper into the forest. I knew what I was doing. I'd learned how to hunt animaux par watching the Cullens. I'd practiced until I was confident and graceful. I'd even caught an eagle last week. He followed me without a word. He trusted me completely. Come to think of it, I trusted him too. Even taking into account watching Jasper's future, I really didn't know him much. I wondered how to explain the hunting of animals. I waited until we were fairly far in.

As I turned to face him, I found it difficult to focus. He was tall and lean. I felt the urge to run my fingers through his...

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Juliet part 15

posted by kiwi12

part 15

Jacob was pulling Seth into another room. Edward trailed behind them. The loups explained to me the Alpha command. The double voice of the Alpha (leader of the pack) had the power to make the pack obey. When Jacob, Seth and Edward reentered the room, Seth seemed to be trying not to stare at me. It was evidently a difficult task. The loups began to seem on edge.

Like a lightning bolt, Jasper ran to one of the loups and placed a hand on his shoulder. The loup soon dropped. Soon, Jasper was doing the same thing to the confused loups left and right, two at a time. Edward obviously understood...

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loup Brothers Chapter Eight

posted by She_wolf

short chapter soz

Chapter Eight (enjoy + comment/rate!)

I wondered idly what the headline of my death would be, as I rode up the winding path to the cliffs. I knew Jared would try to stop me, if he could get away from Collin and Sam that was. I smiled, that was impossible, expect if toi were Leah.
I left my bike half way up and went to chercher for a suitable large rock. There were a lot of contenders, but none of them were big enough. I wanted one so big that there was no chance of me chickening out.
I found a massive boulder that I could only just lift. I carried it out to the clearing around...

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My True l’amour Chapter 5. Nessies point of veiw.

posted by Twilightsauce

I am sorry the chapters are so short, I will try to make them longer. Thankz for reading, I hope toi enjoy.

“We ran as fast as we could but they had a car waiting on the highway. We know who it is and so dose Nessie!” Alice exclaimed in a high pitched voice handing me a crumpled branch. I sniffed it delicately. Everybody held their breath awaiting my reaction.
All of my memories came flooding back to me as I arched my back and flipped back into a low crouch feeling a sudden burst of energy. I knew this scent; it was Nahul’s the only half vampire half human boy in existence.
“How could...

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New Moon, chapter eleven, Clarifications.

posted by New_Moon_Master

I sighed. This was going to take a while, and I didn't feel up for it. I was exausted. Obviously I hadn't gotten much sleep last night...
But I did feel really bad, too. Poor Alice. She must have thought that...but I couldn't think about that any plus than I had to.
"Oh. I'm sorry Alice...I understand how that must have loooked, but..." I paused. "that's obviously not what happpened." I whispered.
"Bella, please. Just say it. I have no idea what happened, and do toi know how insane that's driving me?" She asked, and it was true, there was mad curiousity in her eyes.
"Okay, well..." I started....

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Life is for Living- Esme's POV- Chapter 15-- The End

posted by alicecullenrox1

Chapter 15- The End

Over the suivant few days I revolved everything I did around Andrew. I didn't sleep at all. I knew that if I did and woke up and found that he was dead that I would never, ever forgive myself and I would blame myself. Tom and Abby stayed because they were worried about me. I couldn't blame them. I must have been jouer la comédie obsessive.

I sighed as I around at everyone as we sat in Lily's living room par the fire. It was silent other than the quiet even breathing of Lily, Abby, Tom and I. Andrew wasn't really breathing anymore. It was slightly surreal. He was dead.... I felt the tears...

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Bella's Secret Life ep 3

posted by demilovatirocks

When she opened the door she saw...

Bella's P.O.V
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!When I walked into that house I wanted to scream.I saw a major make out session going on.Emmett and Rosalie,Joe and Sonny,Kevin and ashley,Selena and Nick,Alice and Jasper, Edward and ?????

Regular P.O.V
Demi:GUYSSSSSSSSSSS
Everyone but Demi:running away scared out of there minds
Demi:Whatever[Sat down and watched TV]
Joe,Nick,Kevin came in with Adam and Sarah holding their ears.Then Edward,Jasper,and Emmett came in with Carlisle and Esme holding their ears.All of the boys yelling because it hurts.The girls walk in after them...

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Mary Alice, Chapter 24

posted by teamalice_0

Heyo! I'm not really in a good mood, where's JAsper when toi need him, lol. I couldn't wait to do this chapter so I AM!!
Sincerly-
teamalice_0
(and yes, I'm still doing this!)
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"You know how I'm a werewolf and all?"

"Shapshifter, actualy."

"How toi know that? Anyhow, remember Jake and Nessie?"

"What about them, I don't how Alice will rip off your head, for what their doing."

"Kinda, I did the same thing Jake did to Nessie, but different."

I waited for him to go on, I could possibly see anyway for this to be connected to me, ou us. I also didn't see where...

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Emmett's Comedy (It's really funny. I got my friend to laugh hysterically during English)

posted by alicecullenrox1

Emmett's Comedy

Chapter One

It was the very first jour of school in the small town of Forks, Washington. A pretty boring town if toi ask me. Low crime rate, high optimism rate. Like I said- pretty darn boring!! Rose took the usual twenty hours to choose what outfit she wanted to wear. I was so close to just chucking her out the window, burning all of her clothes and making her go in a make-shift toga make out of a lit sheet. But I am too nice to do that. (Though, doing that would add a lot of fun to this boring town!! Forks would have their first albino Greek Goddess!)

So it was upstairs with Rose...

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Life is for Living (Esme's POV)- Chapter 13- Unexpected Surprises

posted by alicecullenrox1

Chapter 13-

8 Months Later

I heard footsteps in the hall outside the room I had been occupying for the past several months. I looked up from the book I was lire to pass the time. Suddenly the footsteps ceased right outside the door, secondes later the door began to creek Open. A very familiar face appeared in the opening, “Tom!!” I smiled, forcing myself to sit up.

“Hello Es!” he smiled back and walked to sit at the end of the bed. “Don’t strain yourself,” he added.

“I’m not,” I laughed. It was true, that...