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200+2 Symtoms of the Obsessive Twilight Disorder!
1) Always looking out the window for a rabbit, silver Volvo, red Jeep ou a yellow Porsche!
2) toi like telling to aléatoire people who much toi l’amour Twilight!
3) “Googling” I l’amour Edward/Jacob during class way too often!
4) When Twilight was shown in a store toi walked to a person and hand them the book begging them to read it.
5) Having every Twilight picture ever made and pasted onto your mur for a Twilight mur of fame.
6) Moving into your own room and picking out wallpaper, toi use a mur only for a giant picture of Edward and Bella.
7) Spending 9 and a half hours on a dial-up computer trying to download Adobe Reader to read Breaking Dawn 1st chapter and Midnight Sun!
8) Telling Twilight stories like their your own and laugh at them.
9) You’re really proud when people call toi Twihard!
10) Watching a Volvo in the gas station, running to into the store and running around yelling "EDWARD! I AM HERE! WHERE ARE YOUUUU?"
11) toi are really happy for being one of those who had the chance to watch Edward in the big screen!
12) Having at least 100 pictures of something related to twilight on your i-pod .
13) Debating with your Friends over who is better Edward ou Jacob for 5 hours.
14) If your boyfriend is jealous of a Supernatural creature!
15) Forcing your boyfriend and Friends to read Twilight!
16) Randomly talk about Twilight to aléatoire people.
17) After lire Eclipse trying to figure out what will happen in Breaking Dawn.
18) Making your Friends putting their hands over their ears & screaming anytime toi mention anything remotely related to Twilight.
19) Relating even the most aléatoire things to twilight (foods, songs, movies, things ppl say, etc.)
20) Yelling at the New Moon book, and begging for Edward to come back!
21) Checking the news for the “Breaking dawn” movie at least once a day!
22) Having a notebook full of reasons why toi l’amour Edward/Jacob!
23) Talking to people and ease a conversation of Twilight in it.
24) Watching the Breaking Dawn trailer way too often until something else comes out [like the other trailer thing].
25) Imagining yourself as Bella while lire the book.
26) Having dreams about Twilight , Edward and Bella almost every night and sometimes toi are “Bella” in those dreams!
27) Saying «Holy Crow!" on plus than one occasion.
28) toi get annoyed when people named Isabella prefer "Izzy" over "Bella".
29) Wanna name your child of a Twilight Character name.
30) Believing you’re a character sometimes.
31) Start wearing Topaz colored contacts.
32) Throwing a temper tantrum when people wear fangs in their vampire costume.
33) toi have spent your summer combing forums and fanfics.
34) Having a chemise saying” I AM HAVING A HARD TIME DEALING WITH THE FACT THAT EDWARD CULLEN IS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER.”
35) Having a chemise saying “Team Edward…because real man do sparkle!”
36) Get really defensive whenever someone disses the book.
37) Finding yourself thinking about twilight several times a day.
38) Accidently calling your Friends Twilight names.
39) Find yourself wishing that toi are a vampire.
40) Feeling sad sometimes because Edward is a fictional character and you’ll never meet him ….
41) despite the fact that deep inside toi still think (hope never dies) he might be real!
42) Buying a whole magazine just so toi can rip out the poster with Twilight on it and stick it on your wall.
43) Having a special place in your bibliothèque consisting of only 4 livres (twilight, new moon, eclipse and breaking dawn, and possibly a spot reserved for midnight sun)
44) Having Edward as the only real "man" in your life.
45) Having all the Twilight fan sites saved on the favoris bar thing.
46) toi get depressed because maybe you´ll never have someone as great as Edward for you!
47) Walking across a red Volvo and starting squealing and demand that the color must be changed to Silver.
48) Knowing the last and the first word of every book!
49) Your mother can recognize every Twilight character only par your description!
50) Constantly saying toi are like Bella Swan, hoping one day, someone will say "i'll be your Edward, if toi be my Bella" because, only then, toi will be truly happy.
51) Not letting any of your Friends even touch the livres at all!
52) Turning around whenever toi hear Edward's name!
53) toi have imagined yourself being Bella... over and over again.
54) Being mad because your Friends don't understand your obsession and don't even try to read the book.
55) toi are in the internet all day, in a twilight-related website!
56) toi have pushed one of your best mates off a chair giving them a really big bruise because they threw your New Moon copy on the floor...well eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth.
57) toi don't wanna speak again to your friend’s boyfriend because he read the blurb of Twilight and a dit 'Nah, sounds boring!'
58) Your Friends don't know what toi mean when, in an argument involving choosing sides on your part, toi say 'I am Switzerland'!
59) toi know who Diego,Vladimir, Heidy, … are.
60) toi have read the livres over and over and….over again!
61) toi watch a film and when the main character says “You are my life” to the girl he's in l’amour with, toi say "that's so Edward” and “When Edward says it, sounds better”.
62) toi have searched in Youtube for Debussi's music!
63) Watching France against England in Euro 2012 and toi suddenly wanna France to be the winner because there’s a player with the name Debussi which remindes toi of Edward!
64) toi think Sparkling vampires are cool!
65) toi squealed at the cinema when they showed a trailer for Breaking Dawn, and everyone turned and looked at you.
66) Sometimes toi think toi just saw Edawrd walking in the other side of the street.
67) When all toi wear is blue clothes cause Edward loves it on Bella!
68) toi cover your room, MySpace, facebook, locker, folders, and everything else toi own with twilight décor.
69) toi have listened to the soundtracks millions of times!
70) toi stay up practically all night after you've seen the midnight montrer of Breaking Dawn on the computer raving about how good the movie was!
71) toi always look for champignon ravioli on menus when toi go to Italian restaurants!
72) toi randomly talk to strangers that are also obsessed with twilight for hours at the bookstore.
73) toi wake up in the morning and go to eat breakfast saying "breakfast for the human!!"
74) toi are lire this list!
75) toi Threatened to tape your 10 an old little cousin’s mouth SHUT during the Breaking Dawn movie.
76) toi are at the mall talking to a poster of Edward asking him "Mi Amor...Why ? WHY are toi not real?" and people stare at toi like toi are a maniac!
77) Having a pic with toi and Edward’s poster!
78) toi turn around when someone says the word Twilight!
79) toi have an extremely high score in the Addicted to Twilight application on Facebook.
80) toi own every single Twilight T-shirt, poster, key chain, button, etc…
81) toi have googled “I am in l’amour with Edward Cullen”
82) toi dream about Twilight and dream about lire the words from the pages.
83) toi are complaining because toi are aging really fast, every seconde toi get older.
84) toi have toi favourite Twilight Quote sticked in your wall.
85) Having as your mot de passe words such as “Twilgiht4ever, JustBella, EdwardMaisenCullen, TeamJacob, SparklingVamps, Mymonkeyman etc…)
86) Watch the movie heaps of times to be as close to Edward Cullen as possible.
87) Counting Volvos from your window!
88) toi got at least 3 people to hate Twilight with a passion because toi talk about it so much. One of those haters even made a T-shirt that a dit "I hate Twilight."
89) toi have tried to read other people’s minds par staring at them…”Sex…money…sex…money…cat!”
90) toi are trying to ignore the haters because toi know that THEY ARE SO WRONG!”
91) When it's sunny toi read livres outside, trying hard not to look at a arbre cause toi know Edward is watching you.
92) toi have a folder on your computer called "Twilight" sorted into different files of fan fiction, Youtube videos, interviews, icons, pictures.
93) When toi see twilight posters toi spend an heure with your friend positioning your head exactly so it fits where Bella’s would be.
94) toi have started listening to the classical musique which Edward likes.
95) When the sun goes down toi say to people "this is the safest time for us!"
96) Wou wear a blue dress with stilettos to prom and complain the entire way through.
97) toi cried when toi first read “Forever and Forever and Forever”
98) …You are still crying every time toi read it!
99) ”From all things about me that could frighten you, toi worry about ...” -->You know what goes next!
100) toi name a pet ou give someone a nickname of a twilight character.
101) Edward and some other characters have inspired toi in many different ways.
102) When all toi think is about is how sweet Edward is and toi wish plus guys were as sweet and caring he is.
103) Wishing toi lived somewhere buy woods just to walk in the woods and scream at the haut, retour au début of your lungs COME GET ME IM REAADYYY!
104) toi can memorize everything the character a dit in the book.
105) toi dream about becoming a vampire.
106) toi like Muse even plus now!
107) toi look at red apples in a completely different way.
108) toi look at lambs and lions in a completely different way!
109) Sometimes toi unlock your bedroom window so that Edward will find it easier to get in if he is out there somewhere.
110) toi have actually spent hours staring at your Edward Cullen poster without getting bored.
111) toi will definitely buy a silver Volvo, a black Mercedes ou a red convertible when toi are older.
112) toi pay much plus interest to Romeo and Juliet.
113) toi re-read ou read for the first time “Wuthering Heights”.
114) toi now want a wedding dress inspired par Edward’s era!
115) toi will never be really happy until toi fall in l’amour with a vampire.
116) toi cried when Edward leaves Bella in new moon (even on the eighth time toi read it.)
117) toi want to go to Forks for your spring/summer break.
118) toi want to visit Volterra once in your life!
119) Wondering if “Volterra” really existes and Googling it. (it does exist)
120) toi start imagining scenes from the livres in your head before toi go to bed/ school/ the mall/ the toilet/ who knows?
121) toi print (Googled) pictures of Edward.
122) You’ve thought of joining all the Twilight fan clubs that there are.
123) toi go on vacation to a paradisiacal place but instead of looking at the sea, toi read "Eclipse".
124) toi can’t stop watching the films series over and over.
125) toi wonder who is a better kisser, Edward ou Jacob?
126)You have tried to smell your blood to see of Bella was right in her discription.
127)Ballet studios creep toi out.
128) toi have something to do with twilight on your mind all of the time.
129) toi own a set of plastic vampire fangs.
130) toi googled “adrenaline rush”.
131) Every song toi listen to somehow reminds toi of twilight.
132) toi believe in vampires and have some suspects!
133) You've seen the first movie at least 10 times, and know all the lines!
134) toi are counting untill Breaking Dawn Part II!
135) toi Teach your 3 an old cousin the names of the characters .
136) toi get your 10 an old sister addicted to twilight.
137) toi get your 24 an old sister addicted to twilight .
138) toi look at your boyfriend and think :" Dammit why don't toi sparkle?"
139) toi can't stop smiling when someone talks about Bella and Edward!
140) toi quote large sections of the livres par memory.
141) toi plan to take a road trip to La Push!
142) When people ask toi to describe your perfect man he tends to be pale, golden eyed with bronze hair.
143) “Edward” no longer sounds like a boring old-English name.
144) Starting constant arguments with your friends/family/total strangers that vampires and loups garous really DO exist !
145) No man will ever compare to Edward Cullen.
146) toi wish Alice Cullen was your best Friend.
147) toi get anxious and wish Jasper was there.
148) The only thing your listened to for 2 months straight was the soundtrack.
149) toi had a screaming match with your mum because she wanted to read twilight in the sun and toi didn’t want the pages to go yellow and actually started crying…
150) When toi started studying mitosis and meiosis in science toi screamed!
151) toi were studying an artist in art called reuben Patterson toi immediately started jour dreaming about Robert Pattinson.
152) toi like Aro and the Volturi even though they are the the bad guys!
153) Having a liste with your “Favorite Twilight Quotes”
154) Having a liste with “My favourite Twilight Pages!”
155) toi get into screaming matches over who’s better - Edward ou Jacob.
156 ) Being in l’amour with plus that one characters, Edwrad,Jacob,Jasper,Emmett,Seth at the same time!
157 ) Begging everyone toi meet to read the book and even people over the internet .
158) toi now like Supernatural creatures plus then toi could ever imagined!
159) toi suddenly see your friend Jessica differently!
160) toi compare your doctor to Carlisle.
161) toi start using words like 'ostentatious' and 'irrevocably'.
162) toi have tried talking to Edward in your thoughts hoping he’ll be here!
163) Thunderstorms make toi think of vampire baseball
164) toi wish for your Edward Cullen daily.
165) toi smile every time toi meet someone with a name from the books!
166) toi screamed at the movie because it was WRONG !
167) toi fall asleep with the book in your arms.
168) Your Friends are afraid to ask toi what toi want to talk about!
169) toi wonder what your blood would smell like to a vampire.
170 ) Whenever toi see an pomme on the edge of a table, tableau knock it off on purpose and try to do the roll up leg pomme thing.
171) Edward Cullen is your screen saver ou fond d’écran on your computer.
172) toi buy a husky, paint it russet and call it Jacob
173) toi got 49/45 on your science test because it was on mitosis!
174) toi are totally broke because toi buy every twilight thing toi ever see!
175) toi listened to the soundtrack 50 times non stop when toi first got it!
176) toi start screaming in shopping centers and everyone looks at you, when toi see a twilight item toi haven't seen before!
177) Rain makes toi very happy and thunderstorms make toi even happier!
178) toi know the answer to every trivia question in the Twilight board game.
179) You've gone to Google maps typed in Forks Washington found local pictures and downloaded one ou plus of them as the background for your desktop.
180) toi enter your room at 00.00 in order to sleep and toi are hoping to see Edward sitting on your bed!
181) Instead of écriture about wars and battles in your history test , toi try to explain to your teacher what "imprinting" means!
182) Sometimes toi fell that if toi hadn’t read Twilgiht, today toi would be a coplitelly different person.
183) toi have spent 1000 hours of your life wondering if vampires exist!
184) When toi see a silver Volvo driving down the road and toi chase after it screaming for Edward to stop the car !
185) If toi could be part of any book, toi would like to play in Twilight.
186) The first thing toi think of is "What would Edward do?" in every situation.
186) toi try to catch a glimpse of the driver whenever toi see a silver Volvo pass by.
187) Start wondering if toi prefer …ice ou fire…?
188) Finding yourself thinking “Edward would never do that, Edward would never say that…”
189) Smiling when toi hear aléatoire people around toi talking about Twilight …
180) …and interputting them because she called Carlisle, “Caaarlisle!”, it’s Carlile…isn’t that difficult, is it?
182) Your icone is related to Twilight!
183) …and your devise is a quote from the books!
184) toi are laughing because toi know toi have done half of the above!
186) toi try to find similariteis between normal boys / men from your school/neightborhood and Edward!
187) Your Prince Charming drives a Silver Volvo!?
188) toi imagine yourself fighting against the Voltury, practising with Jasper, laughting and joking with Emmett, and go shopping with Alice!
189) toi have imagined Edward’s smile over and over again and toi can’t find someone with a better smile!
190) Every time toi finish lire the book toi actually read even the irrelevant pages in the end!
191) When it’s hot toi wish for Edward’s hug and when it’s cold toi want your personal l’espace heater.
192) When Edward left in New Moon toi kinda felt he anbonded not only Bella but toi too!
193) toi have promised to your Friends and your relatives several times that toi ‘ll never talk about Twilight again but toi break your promise way to easy.
194) Every time toi read the livres toi are trying so hard to remember how toi felt the first time toi read it.
195) toi wish toi could feel the same again.
196) Even though toi are completely in l’amour with Edward Cullen if toi had the chance to make him l’amour toi , toi wound never separate him from Bella because as everyone knows…they were made to be together!
197) Wasting your time lire these reasons and posting your own commentaires about this!
198) toi know that Twilight isn’t probably the best book toi have read but …still is your favourite!
199) Starting feeling really happy when toi realise that toi are in some way lucky because toi belong to the Twilght Family and to the Twilght Generation!
200 ) Being really really REALLY proud for lire Twilight and even plus proud because toi loved it!
201) Knowing that the jour of the Twilight end is close but still…not feeling bad becauce everything comes to an end and toi will always have the livres and the films in your bibliothèque …
202)…but not only there! toi will always have them in a special place in your heart!
I have recently read a fanfiction story about bella getting sick with something and then she has to stay over at the cullens and all this weird stuff happens to her. Then she can't feel pain. Its not after breaking dawn is before when she is still human. I don't know what it is called. That is why i need your help inding the name of it ou find out who wrote it. I like the story and i want to finish it. Please if anyone has seen ou hear about this story please send me a message...My name is Brittany. My screen name is EBRCBrit. toi can add me as a friend if toi want!!!
The story follows one jour in the life of a very disturbed Edward Cullen as he goes about his jour job. What is his jour job? You'll fine out!
It's rated M for creepiness, language, and disturbing imagery.
Hope toi give it a chance, AND let me know what toi think! Thanks! :-)
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Summary: Edward reminisces about his 'lost' first love.
I really hope some will give it a read, and please leave me a review if you're on FF. ou toi can leave a commentaire here and tell me what toi think! :-)
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"hey bella going to a party dressing like that." alice pointed at my jeans and t-shirt
"alice its my life let me live it the way i want to live it ok"i said. i cant belive i just a dit that. she stared at me shocked.she started pouting."ouh!fine toi can dress me up. aneways it is a Halloween party." i said"iwasnt gonna tell toi that toi had to dress up.but good thing i did!"she said. i stared at her in shock
1 heure later
"alice!"i yelled.iwas to dolled up to go with edward.too late edward came up and looked at me as like i was famouse."bella."he said. it made me blush.
"alice its my life let me live it the way i want to live it ok"i said. i cant belive i just a dit that. she stared at me shocked.she started pouting."ouh!fine toi can dress me up. aneways it is a Halloween party." i said"iwasnt gonna tell toi that toi had to dress up.but good thing i did!"she said. i stared at her in shock
1 heure later
"alice!"i yelled.iwas to dolled up to go with edward.too late edward came up and looked at me as like i was famouse."bella."he said. it made me blush.
