No copyright intended. These aren't mine but they apply to me, and admit it, probably toi to!!
1. I jumped off a cliff to hear Edward's voice
2. I taught Alice how to steal a yellow Porche 911 Turbo
3. I tried imprinting on someone, but he thought I was psychotic
4. Edward tried to kidnap me but I was already in his room tying myself to the bed
5. I was blonde until Edward a dit he prefered Brunettes
6. I jumped infront of a moving van so Edward would come save me
7. When I see a silver Volvo I squeel and point
8.Halfway through New Moon I started screaming "Where's Edward?!?"
9. I'd become a newborn so I could coup de poing jacob in the face
10. Save the penguins. Hunt eskimos instead
11. I watched Zathura and got bored when Edward didn't montrer up
12. Jacob growls, Bella whines, EDWARD DAZZLES!!!
13. Jacob's not missing...I keep him locked in my basement
14. I'm buying a Cullen car just to see if a vampire comes with it.
15. I threw New Moon across the room when Edward left Bella
16. I am a MAJOR fanpire
I hope toi had a few laughs and enjoyed these. Do any of them apply to you? Say in your comments.
1. I jumped off a cliff to hear Edward's voice
2. I taught Alice how to steal a yellow Porche 911 Turbo
3. I tried imprinting on someone, but he thought I was psychotic
4. Edward tried to kidnap me but I was already in his room tying myself to the bed
5. I was blonde until Edward a dit he prefered Brunettes
6. I jumped infront of a moving van so Edward would come save me
7. When I see a silver Volvo I squeel and point
8.Halfway through New Moon I started screaming "Where's Edward?!?"
9. I'd become a newborn so I could coup de poing jacob in the face
10. Save the penguins. Hunt eskimos instead
11. I watched Zathura and got bored when Edward didn't montrer up
12. Jacob growls, Bella whines, EDWARD DAZZLES!!!
13. Jacob's not missing...I keep him locked in my basement
14. I'm buying a Cullen car just to see if a vampire comes with it.
15. I threw New Moon across the room when Edward left Bella
16. I am a MAJOR fanpire
I hope toi had a few laughs and enjoyed these. Do any of them apply to you? Say in your comments.
