la saga Twilight Article: Twilight Chain :)

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posted by ebcullen4ever

Note: I did not write this article.My fanpop sister,Robssesed,wrote this.This is for all toi Twi hards,like Robssesed and myself.Enjoy!!!

The only thing that is mine from the article are the pictures.

If toi think that Twilight is the best book know to woman... (And man!) Copy/paste this into your profile.

If you've reread Twilight over 4 times...copy/paste this into your profile.

If toi have ever been so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever toi hear thunder, toi think of vampires playing baseball...copy/paste this into your profile.

If toi are in l’amour with a Twilight character, copy and paste this in your profile.

If toi took the time to read all of these (and toi usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever wished toi could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone mentions Twilight, toi can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.

If toi are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If toi are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If Edward's mind reading, Alice's visions, Jasper's empathy, Rosalie's beauty and tenacity, Emmett's strength, Esme's love, and Carlisle's compassion are only a few of thousands of reasons why you're Team Cullen, copy and paste this into your profile.

If toi have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
TWILIGHT FANS: would rather rely on Alice for future predictions

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
TWILIGHT FANS: say OH MY EDWARD!! (OME)

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
TWILIGHT FANS: know that Jasper already can sense their feelings without saying a word

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up ou i'll tell on you!
TWILIGHT FANS: say shut up ou i'll get james to kill toi

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that vampires are all like Dracula
TWILIGHT FANS: know A LOT better and absolutely l’amour the Cullen vampires

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
TWILIGHT FANS: when being chased yell EDWARD SAVE ME!!

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
TWILIGHT FANS: know that the Cullens might be playing baseball somewhere and Emmett was just at bat ; )

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
TWILIGHT FANS: would go directly to FORKS WASHINGTON

NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on there profil
TWILIGHT FANS: MUST have this on there profile!

Lessons Learned in Twilight:

1. toi can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True l’amour knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about plus than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. l’amour means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. l’espace heaters can be very annoying.
30. l’amour can make even the most miserable places paradise.

The Twilight Oath
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey par traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my cœur, coeur fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the emergency room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and see a outfit thats a cutie
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to l’amour Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know.

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taking chances chapter 2

posted by karpach_14

Chapter 2
In the morning my aunt came in all happy and started dressing me
But I didn’t feel happy ou excited to go to school. My aunt dressed me up into a beautiful dress and high high heels
I arrived at school and everyone was looking at me. I hate d the attention. Eric walked up to me. I tried to ignore him, but he grabbed my hand and held me tight and closae to him.
“let go” I told him calmly.
“ I l’amour you” he said
“and I cant do anything about it now let go” I told him still calmly. He stopped and I had to stop too cuz he was holding my hand really tight. “renesmee” he said...

vampires VS loups garous Chapter 2

posted by SarBear1579

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When I reached the pack that night all they guys were pinching and punching each other and chanting it was the first jour of the month.As soon as they saw me they all stopped and their attention was on me,serious now.
“Ok,guys we wer-” I stopped short. “Where is Lisa?”
“She's with Jay,she is recovering from last night's little brawl with Rick” John replied as he walked from out from the darkness of the trees.We where just out of town a few kilometers from the shack.Good thing loups garous are fast we will make it accueil in time for geai, jay to not get concerned.

We did a lot better tonight.John,and...

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Tango?

posted by uniquezandy

Bellas POV
I can't believe the biggest jerk in school is my dance partenar. To make matters worse: it's tango! Tango is normally done par couples. I hate him and he hates me. It all started when he secrectly made a bet with his friend, that we would go out and be a couple, to prove he can go out with any girl. When I found out; I was livid, that I never knew spoke to him again. I thought he liked me; I was a fool for making that mistake.
It started in Gym. We all gathered for the announcement Mrs Kane made. "Now in gym, we will be doing something different. Each semester we wil be learning different...

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Twilight Saga Rocks Viral Marketing

posted by Hellohoudini

Ad Age: Twilight Saga Rocks Viral Marketing

By Twilight_News | 11 December 2010

According to their press release:
Every week, the Ad Age Viral Video Chart presents the haut, retour au début 10 les plus vus brand-driven vidéos on the web with one major caveat: There are no movie ou video-game trailers included in the findings. Why? Well, it’s not really a fair fight. Put it this way: Old Spice guy Isaiah Mustafa — even with all his talent and outstanding physique — would barely have a chance.
Movie and video-game trailers are very different in the way they’re shared on the web. For one, both game and movie...

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I never though this would happend [Breaking dawn]

posted by kiss93

salut guys,this is my first time I write this story,so I hope you'll like it:)

Edward's POV

Everything was going just like Alice predicted:Bella would wear beautiful white wedding dress with two blue hair-pin in her chocolat brown hair and she would be breathtaking true all the ceremony.I was really exited and just couldn't wait to get married with the girl that I was waiting for almost an century!Bella was the One for me,I always knew that and even true all those things that we went true,I never doubt about that.She completed me I every single way and without her,I wouldn't exist anymore.

Bella's...

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Great prank, NOT!

posted by uniquezandy

Meet, Bella and Edward. They both Attend Forks high school, but have very different personalities. And another thing: they can't stand eachother. Nobody, knew why they hated eachother. In Forks, it's a small town and gossip can spread fast. When they were younger, they were the best of friends. They told eachother everything. But then... all that changed and they grew up. They started seeing new people and stopped seeing eachother. How sad. They did have the same Friends though. There was, Alice, Jasper, Rosalie and Emmett. All of them knew, deep down that they should be together. So they descided...

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Servant Part 5

posted by uniquezandy

Bella:
What just happened? Did I tell my master I was in l’amour with him? Did I? If only I had plus sleep. That night I remembered:love, pain and ending with l’amour again. I just didn't understand how a ball could bring out a lot of emotions. Today i am relieved, because it's Monday and that evil witch Tanya is getting fired. I am glad.
All of us assembled in the hall were Edward gave his speech. "Few of toi knew the incident that happened at the ball. And for that, Tanya like I said; toi are fired. Leave before midday ou I'll get the guards to escort toi out!" He informed. This was serious; but...

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Rumors for Breaking Dawn

posted by fayerox16

ok so here are a few rumors i heard over the course of the months after Eclipse came out,about Breaking Dawn.
the first rumor is that Breaking Dawn will be rated R. ok people i can officially confirmer that this is not true.Breaking Dawn will be rated PG-13.
the seconde rumor is that Zac Efron will be starring in Breaking Dawn. absolutely not, Zac Efron is sticking to his High School Musical stuff. good boy.
third rumor, is that Justin Bieber is going to be in the film for thirty seconds...nice try people.you must be thinking of men in black where M.J was on screen for 30 seconds.
finally,that Bella is getting replaced. ok girls, as MUCH as we wish this rumor was true...it's not.i know i know. we would ALL l’amour for kristen stewart to get replaced.sorry, maybe suivant time.

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She has to be the one.

posted by KatiiCullen94

I've known who ive been becoming my whole life, and my whole life, ive been in l’amour with her. I think shes the one, my imprinted parnter, she has to be, everythigs there and waitting, shes perfect.
Bella, is my one. My soulmate, only time will secure her as mine forever. She not loves of me. BUt im not afraid ou hurt par that, because it will change because of the magic growing in me. There will be no denying it on her behalf once ive been throught the phase that waits unexpectedly. She holds my hands and calls her best friend, but the see the plus in her eyes. Im sort of beautiful to her, but...

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Muse!

posted by Hellohoudini

(Twilight Lexion Nov 22 2001)

Muse won an American musique Award as the best alternative rock artist. toi can see their video from the Eclipse soundtrack of Neutron étoile, star Collision here. Unfortunately the Eclipse soundtrack did not win. It was beaten out of an award par the Glee soundtrack.

Opinion:

I've read that alot of people loved the Eclispe soundtrack...to be honest I dont even remember any of the songs on it! Now the Twilight soundtrack and the New Moon soundtrack I know par heart....I feel quilty that I dont feel the same about the Eclipse sountrack...but congrats to Muse!

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Unpredictable and Undeniable

posted by LexisFaith

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"All I can tell toi is what I think about her." Carlisle told me.

I nodded for him to go on.

He sighed and leaned foward, folding his hands on his desk. "I think that Bella is the strongest woman, besides your mother, I have ever met. She's twenty-two years old and has been working here for two years. She graduated highschool at 16 and a few weeks after she graduated she had a son who's father died a week before he was born. Killed par a drunk driver.

"She raised him on her own with the help of her brother Emmett, who is our x-ray tech, her father...

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Romeo and Juilet hated eachother (or did they?)

posted by uniquezandy

Edwards pov
There was something about her; that made me feel different. When we are parteners in everything; she hates it. I think she is hiding the fact that secretly she likes it. I am Edward Cullen and I am parterners with Bella cygne for everything. She isn't so bad. But today; she Lost it, when the teacher a dit these words...

(Drama teacher) "As toi know; there will be a play soon. It's going to be Romeo and Juilet. We decided that this an the roles go to... Bella and Edward." She smiled. Bella groaned. I don't really understand her problem. I am nice to her; when we work together. (And...

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Servant

posted by uniquezandy

Bellas pov
I don't know what is worse. My life ou the person I serve.... "Servant Swan? Where are you?!" He shouted. That was my Master Edward Cullen. I never say his name though to his face. That would be disrespectful, and it would land me punishment. How did I get here as a servant, and who is my cruel master? Well it all began...

Flashback
I was enjoying myself lire on a park bench; when all of a sudden, a girl with long blonde hair, came up to me. "Are toi Bella Swan?" She asked. I was confused; at how she knew my name. She was younge; and she wore a young black manteau with a hood. Mysterious....

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Time kidnapper (Chapter 11)

posted by 1TeamEdwardFan

I won't bore toi guys about excuses as to why I haven't written in so long (I know I always take a month...) But I am Sorry about the fact that I write so slowly (I just get addicted to some Fanfic's on here, and I can't write until I finish them).I would also just like to thank Halunik again because without her I would have never been able to write/type this chapter, And thanks for the pushes for me to write quicker... I try. Also thank toi too everyone who's reads my story and commentaires it means alot to me.
Hope toi enjoy, this chapter was the hardest one so far to write.

Bella's POV

We were...

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Neighbourly l’amour part 5

posted by uniquezandy

Bellas POV
"Romeo take me somewhere we can be alone, I'll be waiting all thats left to do is run..." I sang the Taylor rapide, swift song. I feel very loved up right now, that I didn't know I had an audience. "So toi would wait for me; for a long time? Nice voice as well." He teased and laughed. That was embarrasing. I was in my room, chant a song, then out of no where, my boyfriend appears and jokes with me. He ran up to me where we so close together, when I was blushing really madly. "How did you-?" I started to question. He smiled and spoke ever so sweetly. "Part, of being a vampire, toi have...

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Aithne Chapter 1

posted by teamalice_0

AN: I’m écriture again, I got this story in my head and it seems interesting to me. I hope toi guys like it, if I get enough commentaires and if toi guys say toi like it I will continue it;
-teamalice_0
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When I was about 8, right before my mother left me and my dad, she sat me down in my room and told me something.I want toi to remember everything toi see around you, colors, people, everything toi possibly can. Your life will change and that will come in handy. Goodbye Isabella. at the time she told me this I didn’t understand what she meant by...

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The FUNNIEST Twilight EVA

posted by IluvjacobOk

ISSABELLA SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
Oh no, it was morning i could hear my stepmather shouting. I've been up all night thinkin' about this... and if i want 2 get somewere in my life i will have 2 run away.

ISSABELLA SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So i just jump out of the window. Unfortuntly i forgot we were living in apartments in the city. Well at least it's better than 2 be whith step-mother...

I know i'me gonna die right here right now. Well i sorta loved my life...

I woke up in heaven, at least i thougt it was heaven. I... i... i... i... i lookd in the most beutifull face i ever...

Just a job cabriolet, cabriolet, gig fanfic 3#

posted by KatiiCullen94

I read the script, lire down the creased page, held par all the buffer men before me. WHAT I AM DOING HERE!, i seriously cant hope that I'm going to get this part. I mean, Edward Cullen is a perfection, i don't even see anything in myself. read further.
Edward and Bella passionately Kiss on Bella's bed
WHAT? i gotta do what? With her? Kristen? oh god please help me and protect me from my embarrassment.This is the reason why i'm still single, because im a dork and cause well, i can't really kiss,. again adding to my hypothesis, why am i seriously here!! if there was a bureau in here i would be...

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Have I met the right one? 2

posted by uniquezandy

Bellas POV
Weeks passed; and l’amour was in the air for Edward and I. We went to theatre trips, took horse and carriges ride together. I think he could be the one for me. It's not like I need to go through plus men. That stopped after the ball. Eventhough, it wasn't exactly how I pictured it, still Cendrillon got her Prince Charming. Today Edward took me to the beautiful park we went to when we first met. It was so romantic. We stopped at a blossom arbre and he picked a rose for me. There was no need to tell me how he felt, about me. It's a romantic traddition in this century, that if your lover...

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Torture

posted by uniquezandy

Bellas POV
"Where is Edward?" The Voltori shouted. Why should I give up on him. I am being held here, (in Italy,) And the Voltori are holding me captive. "Where is he?" Aro creeply asked. I never thought, he has got so much madness in him. "I'll never tell not in a million years. Not in a billion years." I shouted. Knowing, them they will torture me, till I give up. "You know Bella, toi are still human, and all it takes to kill toi is one accidental; slip to the throat ." Marcus warned. I could feel his breath on my slender throat. "Over my dead body." I said. Jane, (being Jane,) wanted to...