Lemons ... get it?
This is a little graphic for those of toi who shy away from this kinda stuff ;)
1. Bella is clumsy, shy and constantly bites her lower lip when she’s nervous
2. Edward finds her lip biting habits sexy
3. Edward is jealous, over protective and a bit controlling
4. Edward has a temper
5. Though there are no vampires and no werewolves, Human Edward can actually GROWL
6. Edward has the greenest eyes she’s ever seen and a panty dropping crooked smile
7. Edward always has velvety smooth, warm voice that turns to rough when he wants Bella
8. Bella has the deepest brown eyes and he can see to her soul through them
9. Edward has a monster cock that deserves an award and can put any other to shame ;)
10. Though some might think physically impossible, Edward can get hard in less than 3 secondes after seeing Bella only bite her lip
11. Tanya is a bitch
12. Rose is the coolest badass ever
13. Esme is always wiping tears from her eyes somewhere
14. Carlisle the kindest and most compassionate Doctor ever… unless you’re lire a SAVAGE story [Lorabell note: ou Emancipation Proclamation where he’s a straight up badass]
15. Unless it’s a sex marathon story ou a Dadward/Momella story, you’re gonna have to wait till they say “I l’amour you” before sex
16. Edward always gets Bella to come only 2 secondes before him and both always happen explosively with white spots behind their eyelids
17. Alice is referred to as a pixie, loves Bella Barbie and always takes her shopping against her will
18. No matter how long the story is ou what genre but you’ll ALWAYS find Edward in a towel somewhere with Bella there to drool over the V between his hips
19. Bella hates wearing heels, calls them “death traps” and they’re usually forced on her par Alice ou Rose
20. Edward has LONG fingers that can do wonders with musique and Bella’s [*cough* and Lorabell’s *cough*] lady bits
21. Charlie is always always always fishing… I mean, dude get a life - no one fishes 24/7 not even in Canon
22. Jacob is bad. If he’s not bad, he’s gay. If he’s not gay, he’s a dog. Literally.
23. Mike is a douche. No matter what he does and how nice he is, he’s always a douche with a small dick
24. EVERY TIME Bella and Edward have sex, it’s better than the last and the best sex they have ever had. EVER.
25. Jake almost ALWAYS ends up with Leah
26. Rosalie always smacks Emmet on the back of his head… if she’s not around then it’s Esme
27. They always rip condoms with their teeth
28. At one time ou another you’ll find that “she/he saw something unreadable flicker in his/her eyes but it disappeared before she/he could see what it was”
29. The auteur will almost always sneak in at least one book ou movie quote
30. When most normal people would have reached for the telephone and dialed 911, Bella is NOT freaked out par Edward watching her sleep
Dreamed last night about a time and place
Where from our troubles we had escaped
I held your hand and I felt complete
As toi turned and a dit to me
From now on
From now on we'll be
toi and me
We will be
From now on
From now on we'll be
toi and me
toi and me, we will be
Years went par and nothing changed
The l’amour we shared just stayed the same
As hair grew grey on haut, retour au début of our heads
Every night I quietly said
From now on
From now on we'll be
toi and me
We will be
From now on
From now on we'll be
toi and me
toi and me, we will be
Only a dream
Only a dream
Only a dream
From now on
Only a dream
From now on
Only a dream
From now on
Only a dream
From now on
toi and me, we will be
Where from our troubles we had escaped
I held your hand and I felt complete
As toi turned and a dit to me
From now on
From now on we'll be
toi and me
We will be
From now on
From now on we'll be
toi and me
toi and me, we will be
Years went par and nothing changed
The l’amour we shared just stayed the same
As hair grew grey on haut, retour au début of our heads
Every night I quietly said
From now on
From now on we'll be
toi and me
We will be
From now on
From now on we'll be
toi and me
toi and me, we will be
Only a dream
Only a dream
Only a dream
From now on
Only a dream
From now on
Only a dream
From now on
Only a dream
From now on
toi and me, we will be
Your lips are nettles
Your tongue is wine
Your laughter’s liquid
But your body’s pine
toi l’amour all sailors
But hate the beach
toi say come touch me
But you’re always out of reach
In the dark toi tell me of a flower
That only blooms in the violet hour
Your arms are lovely
Yellow and rose
Your back’s a meadow
Covered in snow
Your thighs are thistles
And hot-house grapes
toi breathe your sweet breath
And have me wait
In the dark toi tell me of a flower
That only blooms in the violet hour
I turn the lights out
I clean the sheets
toi change the station
Turned up the heat
And now you’re sitting
Upon your chair
You’ve got me Raiponce up
Inside your beautiful black hair
In the dark toi tell me of a flower
That only blooms in the violet hour
In the dark toi tell me of a flower
That only blooms in the violet hour
Your tongue is wine
Your laughter’s liquid
But your body’s pine
toi l’amour all sailors
But hate the beach
toi say come touch me
But you’re always out of reach
In the dark toi tell me of a flower
That only blooms in the violet hour
Your arms are lovely
Yellow and rose
Your back’s a meadow
Covered in snow
Your thighs are thistles
And hot-house grapes
toi breathe your sweet breath
And have me wait
In the dark toi tell me of a flower
That only blooms in the violet hour
I turn the lights out
I clean the sheets
toi change the station
Turned up the heat
And now you’re sitting
Upon your chair
You’ve got me Raiponce up
Inside your beautiful black hair
In the dark toi tell me of a flower
That only blooms in the violet hour
In the dark toi tell me of a flower
That only blooms in the violet hour
Should never think
What’s in your heart
What’s in our home
And so I won’t
And you’ll learn to hate me
Still call me baby
Oh, love
So call me par my name
And save your soul
Save your soul
Before you’re too far gone
Before nothing can be done
Try to decide when
She’ll lie in the end
Ain’t got no fight in me
In this whole damn world
Tell toi to hold off
Choose to hold on
It’s one thing that I’ve known
Once I put my manteau on
Coming out in this all wrong, ooh
She’s standing outside holding me
Saying oh please
I’m in love
I’m in love
Girl save your soul, ooh
Save your soul
Before you’re too far gone
And before nothing can be done
‘Cause without me
toi got it all
So hold on
Without me toi got it all
Hold on
Without me toi got it all
Without me toi got it all
So hold on
Without me toi got it all
So hold on
Without me toi got it all
So hold on
What’s in your heart
What’s in our home
And so I won’t
And you’ll learn to hate me
Still call me baby
Oh, love
So call me par my name
And save your soul
Save your soul
Before you’re too far gone
Before nothing can be done
Try to decide when
She’ll lie in the end
Ain’t got no fight in me
In this whole damn world
Tell toi to hold off
Choose to hold on
It’s one thing that I’ve known
Once I put my manteau on
Coming out in this all wrong, ooh
She’s standing outside holding me
Saying oh please
I’m in love
I’m in love
Girl save your soul, ooh
Save your soul
Before you’re too far gone
And before nothing can be done
‘Cause without me
toi got it all
So hold on
Without me toi got it all
Hold on
Without me toi got it all
Without me toi got it all
So hold on
Without me toi got it all
So hold on
Without me toi got it all
So hold on
He stated, “Has it really been five months and a jour since my last dispatch? In my defense, they’ve been five months spent immersed in the world of TWILIGHT,something I’m sure toi can all appreciate. We’re in the thick of pre-production now, juggling everything from casting to storyboarding to location scouting, getting it all ready to go, but I do want to take a moment to announce to toi exclusively a few of the amazing production team members who are hard at work alongside me, bringing these films to life. I hope you’ll be as excited about them as I am:
Nessie.
