Ok hi my name is delaini i l’amour the twilight serise but lets see wat people think when it is bacwards.
oh jacob i l’amour u so much she a dit to me i l’amour u to bella she was breathing so hard that it made me laugth a little then she asked me what i wanted for breakfast i a dit no u stay in lit ill make it today and ill go see if rachell is up yet u know it was realy nice of toi to name our dauter after my sister yeah i thought u would like the name well i should get her up it is her first jour of high school to jour tell me again y sheis going to forks high school idk i think it is a beter school ok whatever RACHELL GET UP bella yelled all we heard was a lould groan we laughed and then a loud knock was on the door that will be edward i a dit rachell ran to the door so fast we could barly see her suivant thing we heard was good morning rachell then bella got dressed and we went to see what was going on edward was sitting on the canapé with rachell's legs in his lap and she was still in a realy short night robe and then bella a dit rachell get ur but upstares and put somthing on she cussed and then went up stares then edwrd got up and turend and a dit good morning bella and jacob nither of us realy liked edward that much all thow he was very protectiv of our daughter all the time then bella asked y r u here so early well iam here to get rachell for school cause it is a long drive and i dont want her to waste her money on gas and she is realy nice company but dosent ur parents mind u spending alot of money on gas and stuff no we r doing fine there rachell r u readey bella caled up the staires rachell came running down in a mine jupe and licou, halter haut, retour au début and ran out the door with edward and they were gone.
oh jacob i l’amour u so much she a dit to me i l’amour u to bella she was breathing so hard that it made me laugth a little then she asked me what i wanted for breakfast i a dit no u stay in lit ill make it today and ill go see if rachell is up yet u know it was realy nice of toi to name our dauter after my sister yeah i thought u would like the name well i should get her up it is her first jour of high school to jour tell me again y sheis going to forks high school idk i think it is a beter school ok whatever RACHELL GET UP bella yelled all we heard was a lould groan we laughed and then a loud knock was on the door that will be edward i a dit rachell ran to the door so fast we could barly see her suivant thing we heard was good morning rachell then bella got dressed and we went to see what was going on edward was sitting on the canapé with rachell's legs in his lap and she was still in a realy short night robe and then bella a dit rachell get ur but upstares and put somthing on she cussed and then went up stares then edwrd got up and turend and a dit good morning bella and jacob nither of us realy liked edward that much all thow he was very protectiv of our daughter all the time then bella asked y r u here so early well iam here to get rachell for school cause it is a long drive and i dont want her to waste her money on gas and she is realy nice company but dosent ur parents mind u spending alot of money on gas and stuff no we r doing fine there rachell r u readey bella caled up the staires rachell came running down in a mine jupe and licou, halter haut, retour au début and ran out the door with edward and they were gone.
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9.: Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the 's'. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the 'q' is silent.
8.: Ask if blondes really do have plus fun.
7.: Inquire as to what he actually does during his night shift at the hospital, with all those pretty nurses in ER.
6.: Instead of telling him to "get lost" in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5.: When he annoys you, respond with "times have changed, old man".
4.: Ask him what type of superhuman power compassion is - what does he do in a fight? l’amour thy enemy to death?
3.: Leap out from behind the bureau in his study when he isn't expecting it and spray him with holy water.
2.: Call him Doctor McSteamy ou McDreamy.
and finally......
1.: Run around the Emergency Room screaming "I've been bitten! I've been bitten!".