100 Places To Go During The Summer: Cullen Style
Chapter 2: The Opera House
Emmett's POV
I am very excited!!! Jasper had the best idea!!! We're taking the girls to The Opera House! Edward didn't want to, but we forced him to. He's so weak...Ooops. He can hear my mind...
"Emmett," he growled sharply.
"Sorry, bro. No hard feelings...Right?," I a dit nervously.
"Ugghrggghhh, toi are sooo very intellectually infected with dementia," Edward complained.
What the hell does that even mean??? I'm confused. I've gotta remember to look up dementia online. And intellectually...He's right. I am kinda stupid. Ooops. Edward snickered at that thought...Oh well. Time to go.
~AT THE OPERA HOUSE, 5 HOURS LATER~
Opera is boring. Wait, they're picking two people to sing a duet!!!
"Okay, let us see...How about, the giant beefy one, and the tall skinny one in the 3rd row," a foriegn lady a dit in a strong accent. Wait, isn't that...Jasper and me??? YES!!! It is!!! I am scrambling up the stairs...Ouch. I fell on my butt. vampires can trip? Wierd...Time for the duet!!! Wait, it just dawned on me...I'm chant with JASPER??? Oh God...
Suddenly, I burst out singing: "OwwwAwwOwhhwwahhhWaaaAhhhhhWahhhh," with lots of feeling, I thought!!! Jasper goes, "AwwwwwwwOwwwwwwWahhhhhhhAhhhhAwwww," very loudly and off-key. The audience is silent for a minute (slow humans), and suddenly, they burst out laughing!!! Ugghhhh. I'm leaving. Rose and everyone else follow me out. Oh well, maybe I'llout live it. Someday...
Chapter 2: The Opera House
Emmett's POV
I am very excited!!! Jasper had the best idea!!! We're taking the girls to The Opera House! Edward didn't want to, but we forced him to. He's so weak...Ooops. He can hear my mind...
"Emmett," he growled sharply.
"Sorry, bro. No hard feelings...Right?," I a dit nervously.
"Ugghrggghhh, toi are sooo very intellectually infected with dementia," Edward complained.
What the hell does that even mean??? I'm confused. I've gotta remember to look up dementia online. And intellectually...He's right. I am kinda stupid. Ooops. Edward snickered at that thought...Oh well. Time to go.
~AT THE OPERA HOUSE, 5 HOURS LATER~
Opera is boring. Wait, they're picking two people to sing a duet!!!
"Okay, let us see...How about, the giant beefy one, and the tall skinny one in the 3rd row," a foriegn lady a dit in a strong accent. Wait, isn't that...Jasper and me??? YES!!! It is!!! I am scrambling up the stairs...Ouch. I fell on my butt. vampires can trip? Wierd...Time for the duet!!! Wait, it just dawned on me...I'm chant with JASPER??? Oh God...
Suddenly, I burst out singing: "OwwwAwwOwhhwwahhhWaaaAhhhhhWahhhh," with lots of feeling, I thought!!! Jasper goes, "AwwwwwwwOwwwwwwWahhhhhhhAhhhhAwwww," very loudly and off-key. The audience is silent for a minute (slow humans), and suddenly, they burst out laughing!!! Ugghhhh. I'm leaving. Rose and everyone else follow me out. Oh well, maybe I'llout live it. Someday...
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WIN BELLA'S ENGAGEMENT RING!
Submission topic 'Why I l’amour Edward Cullen' ou 'Why I Want Edward Cullens Ring' ou anything about EDWARD CULLEN may consist of any ORIGINAL content including fanfiction, fanart, poésie and ou your personal reason/story.
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The Edward Cullens ring as decribed in the Twilight saga is yellow or however the winner of the contest will have their choice of either white or ou yellow.
This is going to be FUN, FUN, FUN!
Contest begins Saturday June 26, 2010 and ends Sunday July 11, 2010.
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Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume One
BuffyFaithfan1
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[SIX]
"By killing you."
I jumped up and started walking backwards, how could I trust Tabra if he was going to kill me!?
"What?" I asked.
"I mean, I'll call them up and bring toi to them, after they think I'm back on their side, we pull out the big pistolets and kill them before they kill us."
OH MY GOD, BIG SIGH OF RELIEF!!! Am I right? "Oh," I sat back down and we fished out our game plan.
Two hours later, we had a good, solid plan that will work perfectly...if they buy the fact that Tabra is "back on their side". It seemed like a good plan, and even though I knew that I'd be the main subject in this little cat-and-mouse game of deadly horror, I knew it was the best thing to do.
I looked at Tabra as he asked me if I was up to doing this. I looked him in the eye, and said, "Yes, I am."
Volume One
BuffyFaithfan1
_____________________
[SIX]
"By killing you."
I jumped up and started walking backwards, how could I trust Tabra if he was going to kill me!?
"What?" I asked.
"I mean, I'll call them up and bring toi to them, after they think I'm back on their side, we pull out the big pistolets and kill them before they kill us."
OH MY GOD, BIG SIGH OF RELIEF!!! Am I right? "Oh," I sat back down and we fished out our game plan.
Two hours later, we had a good, solid plan that will work perfectly...if they buy the fact that Tabra is "back on their side". It seemed like a good plan, and even though I knew that I'd be the main subject in this little cat-and-mouse game of deadly horror, I knew it was the best thing to do.
I looked at Tabra as he asked me if I was up to doing this. I looked him in the eye, and said, "Yes, I am."