I decided that this series will be divisé, split into different points of view. So, here we go!! If toi see something like this, *sadness-Jacob,that's the emotion that someone is feeling and Jasper is sensing.
Renesmee had left to France this morning, and I think that everyone would miss her cheerful, happy go lucky demeanor. I know I would, and I could sense that Jacob would.
*sadness-Jacob* The waves of sadness coming off Jacob was almost unbearable. He was really, really upset. I went over to talk to him. But before, I tweaked his emotions a bit. I made him feel like this was a good opportunity for Renesmee, and that she wouldn't leave him. But I managed to slip up, I didn't call her Nessie. Jacob whirled round and glared at me.
"Jasper, did toi do that?"
*embarrassment- Jasper* "Yeah. Your emotions were putting a damper on everybody, Jacob. And anyway, Renesmee will be back soon. It's not the end of the world."
"I guess you're right. Just please don go messing with my emotions again, it still scares the crap out of me that toi can do that."
I laughed, and it seemed to cheer up Jacob. After our little conversation, we ended up dancing with Alice and Rosalie, and my eyes may have deceived me, but I'm sure that Jacob held Rosalie's hand.
*amusement- Rosalie* "Jacob, are you..." she was cut off but Jacob's sudden feeling of embarrassment and shame.
*embarrassment, shame- Jacob* "Sorry, Rose, toi just dance in the same way that Nessie does...." he trailed off. I knew better than to tweak his emotions. Emmett ended up dancing with us too. That was a miserable failure. Emmett, the dancing bear, Alice, the pixie, Rosalie, the sleepless beauty, Edwqrd, Prince Charming, Jacob, the wolf, Bella, the heroine, and myself, the mind reader. We should be in a fantaisie novel.
Renesmee had left to France this morning, and I think that everyone would miss her cheerful, happy go lucky demeanor. I know I would, and I could sense that Jacob would.
*sadness-Jacob* The waves of sadness coming off Jacob was almost unbearable. He was really, really upset. I went over to talk to him. But before, I tweaked his emotions a bit. I made him feel like this was a good opportunity for Renesmee, and that she wouldn't leave him. But I managed to slip up, I didn't call her Nessie. Jacob whirled round and glared at me.
"Jasper, did toi do that?"
*embarrassment- Jasper* "Yeah. Your emotions were putting a damper on everybody, Jacob. And anyway, Renesmee will be back soon. It's not the end of the world."
"I guess you're right. Just please don go messing with my emotions again, it still scares the crap out of me that toi can do that."
I laughed, and it seemed to cheer up Jacob. After our little conversation, we ended up dancing with Alice and Rosalie, and my eyes may have deceived me, but I'm sure that Jacob held Rosalie's hand.
*amusement- Rosalie* "Jacob, are you..." she was cut off but Jacob's sudden feeling of embarrassment and shame.
*embarrassment, shame- Jacob* "Sorry, Rose, toi just dance in the same way that Nessie does...." he trailed off. I knew better than to tweak his emotions. Emmett ended up dancing with us too. That was a miserable failure. Emmett, the dancing bear, Alice, the pixie, Rosalie, the sleepless beauty, Edwqrd, Prince Charming, Jacob, the wolf, Bella, the heroine, and myself, the mind reader. We should be in a fantaisie novel.
10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen
10. Sing “Discovery Channel” par the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains ou argues, reply with “What are toi gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room ou says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” par Madonna.
10. Sing “Discovery Channel” par the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains ou argues, reply with “What are toi gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room ou says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” par Madonna.
10. Tell her that, because everyone thinks she and Jasper are twins, they should get together. When she asks why, say that Incest is in at the moment.
9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie a dit Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.
3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” par The Police. When she asks why the hell toi did it, say that she reminds toi of Roxanne.
9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie a dit Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.
3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” par The Police. When she asks why the hell toi did it, say that she reminds toi of Roxanne.