What Are your favoutite citations from the Twilight Saga?

"i kissed bella...she punched me...and broke her hand..." -jacob eclipse ;)

"I’m really glad Edward didn’t kill you. Everything’s so much plus fun with toi around." Emmett Cullen, Eclipse

"Nice to have toddlers guarding the fort." Emmett breaking dawn

"I’m sure the leech-lover is just dying to help us out!" paul, new moon

"Where’s the flood, mutt?" rose breaking dawn

"You know how toi drown a blonde, Rosalie? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool." jake, breaking dawn

"Hey, do toi know what toi call a blonde with a brain? A golden retriever." jake breaking dawn

plus also but yeah.. :)