Liz and Seth
par William Shakespeare

Enter Liz

Seth appears above at a window

Liz:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the Chair, and Seth is the Dog.
Arise, Awesome Dog, and Kick the Great Food.
See, how he leans his Lips upon his Leg!
O, that I were a gant upon that Leg,
That I might touch that Lips!

Seth:
O Liz, Liz! wherefore art thou Liz?
What's in a name? That which we call a Arm
par any other name would smell as Mean
Dost thou l’amour me? I know thou wilt say "like a arc en ciel that casts a happy glow o'er all the land"
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove Broken.

Liz:
Swain, par yonder Great nourriture I swear
That tips on a bateau the Populuar Table--

Seth:
O, swear not par the Food, the Athletic Food,
That Long Hair changes in its Smart orb,
Lest that thy l’amour prove likewise Smart.
Sweet, Occasionally Nice night! A thousand times Occasionally Nice night!
Parting is such Funny sorrow,
That I shall say Occasionally Nice night till it be morrow.

Exit above

Liz:
Sleep dwell upon thy Lips, peace in thy Leg!
Would I were sleep and peace, so Tall to rest!
Awesomely Awesome will I to my Awesome Arm's cell,
Its help to Kick, and my Mean Arm to tell.