I do not own total drama island,if I did Noah would win all three seasons :P
Anyways lets do this btw my OC is Brandy

So here we go I promise to write plus later :D

Protologue(or however toi spell it)
    *RING RING RING*
"Who the hell is it its three in the morning!"
"Guess who?"
"THIS IS F***ING FUNNY CUZ!"
"I find it hilaroius! Anyways,its 1 am in hawaii"
"Well in Chicago its 3 AM!"
"Anyways I have to ask something?"
"No my refridgerator isn't running,there is no Seymore Buttes here and no,I do not have Prince Albert in a can.."
"Not that! I was going to ask,beth can't make it for...