Timmy

"Charlie"

NOTE: This piece is written in the form of a script. It's rated T for language only. Mr. Garrison speaks for Mr. Hat. Kenny's lines are parenthesized to indicate that they are muffled. This story takes place when the kids are in the third grade.

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The episode starts with the typical shot of South Park Elementary. Inside, the third grade class is crowded around Kenny's desk. He's drinking something out of a small can.

CLASS: Chug! Chug! Chug!

Mr. Garrison walks into the room.

MR. GARRISON: Okay kids, take your seats.

The class ignores him and continues.

CLASS: Chug! Chug!...

SFG- So, guys. Now that toi fought over biscuits, cookies and muffins.
Cartman- Yes we have, Kyle...
Kyle- Shut up! toi know toi like biscuits, cookies AND muffins!
SFG- Just, drop it! Alright?
Cartman- Whatever. *crossed arms over chest(if he even can)*
Kyle- So what's the topic this time?
SFG- If toi all shut up and listen!
*All grow silent*
SFG- Now the survey question is... chats ou Dogs?
Cartman- Totally dogs! Yes, dogs! Kyle will probably agree with me 'cause he knows I can kick his cul, ass well!
Kyle- No toi can't! toi can't even coup de poing a pillow!
Cartman- Can too!
SFG- SHUT THE HELL UP toi TWO! Kyle, what do toi answer for...