While Bullet is still pondering about his future, Dark feu flys in the room. She stops and sits close to him. "Hiya cutie and cutier." She says in a cheerful tone. Bullet leans back in shock. He looks at her up and down. She is wearing blue dress with a blue bow and blue boots?! She reachs down and scatchs P-Do tummy. "Why don't i make toi two some pie?" she said. "Heh no thanks. hmm Dark feu toi seem alot nicer today." Bullet a dit uncomfountly. Just then Dark feu grabbed him par the neck and pulled him close to her face. "Let's get one thing stairght i am only like this becuse Ghost dared me to do it not beause i choose to." she a dit annoied. "And the getup is part of the dare too?" Bullet asked. Dark feu looked down. "No that was all in own free will actally." She hurled him back away from her face. "Agh careful i am with child." He a dit while picked up P-Do to see if he was ok. Dark feu slumped back in her sit. Ghost walked in with a worried. "Hey Bozu! What up." Bullet said. Ghost walked over and ponked him on the head. "Shut up. How many times do i have to tell toi not to call me that." Ghost said. "Hmph! well excuse me if toi are one toi anger challged little brat!" Bullet a dit annoied. Dark feu picked up P-Do. "Yeah toi are setting a great example for the kid." She a dit with a smug look on her face. "Shut it Dark Fire!" They both shouted. "Alright." Bullet shook his head and looked back at Ghost,who went back to his worried face. Bullet stood up. "Hey dude what up?" Bullet said. "You ever noticed that Nay-Nay has been jouer la comédie a little weird snice that thing called her 'mommy'?" Ghost a dit softly. Bullet shook her head. "nooo why did toi we haven't seen her snice then?" Bullet a dit confused. "Well look at what time it is." "5?" "Excatly she is usally over here par now." a thin smiled appeared across his face. "oh oh i get it toi miss her don't cha." Bullet a dit happily. bullet grunted in amusment. Ghost cheeks turned deep red. "n-no what makes toi think t-that? y-you i-idoit." Ghost a dit shly. Now Bullet could barely bare it any longer and fell to the floor laughing. Ghost now was red furious. He walked over and kick him in the side of the stomach. "JERK!" Ghost yelled as slammed the front door behind him. Bullet grunted in amusment again. "teen girl drama much?" Bullet laughed. Dark feu had a worried look. "Oh i hope he is careful out there." she a dit trying to fulfill her dare enough. but then she looked down at her cloths. "On the seconde thought he can burn in Hell." She a dit as ploped back on the couch. Bullet smile disappeared. "You don't really think he is gonna die do you?" He worried. "Eh Someone's gonna trust me vampire know when something is gonna go wrong." She said. Bullet felt his stomach. "huh i think i can feel it too." Bullet a dit standing up. "Most likly." Bullet ran to the door. "I'll go find him." He said. P-Do looked alarmed and flew out of Dark Fire's hand and on haut, retour au début of Bullet's head. Bullet pulled him off. "Sorry P-Do toi can't come." He a dit as he put him the ground. Bullet was about to go out the door when a voice came from behind him. "But i shall come." a dit a little boy's voice. at first he thought it was Olley but when he turned around he only saw P-Do.
Name: Moka Purre'
Species: Cat (persian)
Age: 17
Nickname: Cool Cat
Color: Dark purple and magenta
She mainly believes in beauty, charm, looks, and attraction. I guess toi could say she is conceited. But that doesn't change the way she is very caring and acts as Kami's guardian. Very responsible.
Name: Kami
Species: Rabbit
Age:14
Nickname: Bipolar Bunny
Color: Cream and light yellow
Strange and highly annoying, mainly because shes bipolar. Her idol is Moka and she is obsessed with Vlad. Has no parents.
Name: Winter Bride
Species: Not sure XD
Age: Not sure
Nickname: Woman in the mist
Color: Creamy misty color
Her beauty and wealth is admired par all. Not much is known behind her.
Name: Koko
Species: Cat (Maine Coon)
Age: 15
Nickname: Choco cat
Color: chocolat brown
Adopted and not very social. She can be timid but uses her powers as her main weapons.
Species: Cat (persian)
Age: 17
Nickname: Cool Cat
Color: Dark purple and magenta
She mainly believes in beauty, charm, looks, and attraction. I guess toi could say she is conceited. But that doesn't change the way she is very caring and acts as Kami's guardian. Very responsible.
Name: Kami
Species: Rabbit
Age:14
Nickname: Bipolar Bunny
Color: Cream and light yellow
Strange and highly annoying, mainly because shes bipolar. Her idol is Moka and she is obsessed with Vlad. Has no parents.
Name: Winter Bride
Species: Not sure XD
Age: Not sure
Nickname: Woman in the mist
Color: Creamy misty color
Her beauty and wealth is admired par all. Not much is known behind her.
Name: Koko
Species: Cat (Maine Coon)
Age: 15
Nickname: Choco cat
Color: chocolat brown
Adopted and not very social. She can be timid but uses her powers as her main weapons.
Name: slicer
Race: wolf
Sex: male
Age: 20
Aligment: hero
Powers: aura, and speed
speed: with sword 400-700mhp, with out sword 700-1000mhp.
fighting style: he fights with a 900lb sword with a combo of speed and aura.
Attack and special:
Signature: aura force, aura blast, aura exploshin
aura cool down time 1 to 3 hours
Specials: aura sences, aura boost, aura sheal, healing aura, and his hiden power call chaos summons it use three chaos emeralds to let slicer go super and only works when he is in danger
Commend attacks: spin blade, speed blade, dash blade, homeing blade, aura spin dash, aura dash punch, aura slash, speed punch, speed kick, speed slash, claw Slash and combo attacks
Chaos power:
3 emerald-super form
7 emerald-chaos form (note this is his hyper form)
7 emeralds+master emerald-nova form (note this is a new form that goes beyone the hyper form)
Race: wolf
Sex: male
Age: 20
Aligment: hero
Powers: aura, and speed
speed: with sword 400-700mhp, with out sword 700-1000mhp.
fighting style: he fights with a 900lb sword with a combo of speed and aura.
Attack and special:
Signature: aura force, aura blast, aura exploshin
aura cool down time 1 to 3 hours
Specials: aura sences, aura boost, aura sheal, healing aura, and his hiden power call chaos summons it use three chaos emeralds to let slicer go super and only works when he is in danger
Commend attacks: spin blade, speed blade, dash blade, homeing blade, aura spin dash, aura dash punch, aura slash, speed punch, speed kick, speed slash, claw Slash and combo attacks
Chaos power:
3 emerald-super form
7 emerald-chaos form (note this is his hyper form)
7 emeralds+master emerald-nova form (note this is a new form that goes beyone the hyper form)
clarece: today we are going to cook...bourbon chicken sandwitch well lets get started IN medium skillet over medium heat melt pêche, peach preseves...
suddunly a robot crashes in and take the crystal off her neck
eggman: hahahaha! now i can rule the world
clarece: u_u eggman! give back the crystal now ou i will kick the shit out of you!
eggman: hahahaha! foolish girl why would i do that
clarece: because... I AM THER ONE TO SAVE THE WHOLE WORLD AND EVERYONE IN IT INCLUDEING U U FAT cul, ass chienne OF A BASTARD!
eggman: { blastes her with a lazer}
clarece: THATS IT U SON OF A BITCH!
{clarece beats the fuckim shit out of eggman}
clarece: well i took care of that chienne now we can continue after the camercail
part 2 coming soon
suddunly a robot crashes in and take the crystal off her neck
eggman: hahahaha! now i can rule the world
clarece: u_u eggman! give back the crystal now ou i will kick the shit out of you!
eggman: hahahaha! foolish girl why would i do that
clarece: because... I AM THER ONE TO SAVE THE WHOLE WORLD AND EVERYONE IN IT INCLUDEING U U FAT cul, ass chienne OF A BASTARD!
eggman: { blastes her with a lazer}
clarece: THATS IT U SON OF A BITCH!
{clarece beats the fuckim shit out of eggman}
clarece: well i took care of that chienne now we can continue after the camercail
part 2 coming soon
This is actually inspired par an old article I made here about Horn's average day, I remade it and here it is! Enjoy.
The following takes place between 0 Hours and 2359 Hours
0000 - 0330
Sleep.
0330 - 0530
Shower.
0530 - 0750
Style Hair.
0750 - 0800
Beat Coro With A Blunt ou Dull Object While Eating pomme Jacks.
0800 - 1100
Get Pissed At The Local Bar.
1100 - 1230
Attempt To Drive Drunk.
1230 - 1231
Unsuccessful.
1231 - 1340
Realize It Was Unsuccessful.
1340 -1400
Return accueil From Police Station.
1400 - 1610
Clean The House After An pomme Jacks And Coro Related Incident.
1610 - 1730
Beat Coro With A Spiked ou Sharp Object.
1730 - 1800
Attempt To Relax.
1800 - 1802
Relax.
1802 - 1950
Flirt with (Wo)Men.
1950 - 2130
Sustain Serious Genitalia Damage.
2130 - 2200
Sex.
2200 - 2300
Realize Your Homosexuality.
2300 - 2359
Stay In The Closet
Lather, Rinse & Repeat.
The following takes place between 0 Hours and 2359 Hours
0000 - 0330
Sleep.
0330 - 0530
Shower.
0530 - 0750
Style Hair.
0750 - 0800
Beat Coro With A Blunt ou Dull Object While Eating pomme Jacks.
0800 - 1100
Get Pissed At The Local Bar.
1100 - 1230
Attempt To Drive Drunk.
1230 - 1231
Unsuccessful.
1231 - 1340
Realize It Was Unsuccessful.
1340 -1400
Return accueil From Police Station.
1400 - 1610
Clean The House After An pomme Jacks And Coro Related Incident.
1610 - 1730
Beat Coro With A Spiked ou Sharp Object.
1730 - 1800
Attempt To Relax.
1800 - 1802
Relax.
1802 - 1950
Flirt with (Wo)Men.
1950 - 2130
Sustain Serious Genitalia Damage.
2130 - 2200
Sex.
2200 - 2300
Realize Your Homosexuality.
2300 - 2359
Stay In The Closet
Lather, Rinse & Repeat.
“Shane?”
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“SHANE, toi LITTLE FUCKER!?”
“Hnnn?” a dit HedgeBat turned to the now-infuriated HedgeBeast, putting his magazine down, “Whaddaya want, Mother?”
“You’re stoned.”
“So?”
“I’m bored.”
“Then do something…”
“Can I go drive a tank over something?”
par then, Shane had turned his attention back to his magazine, “Go for it.”
…
“YYEEEEEHHHAAAAWWW!”
Next morning…
“Mother?”
“Yeah?”
“…What happened to my car?”
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Uhh... Yeah. :| I'm not quite sure what this is, either.
Mother drives a tank over Shane's car... I dunno what else she destroyed. 8/
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“SHANE, toi LITTLE FUCKER!?”
“Hnnn?” a dit HedgeBat turned to the now-infuriated HedgeBeast, putting his magazine down, “Whaddaya want, Mother?”
“You’re stoned.”
“So?”
“I’m bored.”
“Then do something…”
“Can I go drive a tank over something?”
par then, Shane had turned his attention back to his magazine, “Go for it.”
…
“YYEEEEEHHHAAAAWWW!”
Next morning…
“Mother?”
“Yeah?”
“…What happened to my car?”
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Uhh... Yeah. :| I'm not quite sure what this is, either.
Mother drives a tank over Shane's car... I dunno what else she destroyed. 8/