Okay, the characters Henry, Snow, Vlad, and D'Ablo originally belong to Heather Brewer. I take no credit for them.
"I could use a little help here, Ultimate!" I yelled.
___"Kind of busy right now!!" he yelled back.
___If you're wondering, we're kind of in a fight for our lives.
___"Vladimir, Ultimate, give up now! There's no point in resisting!"
___And now I was pissed. I believe my Friends were too.
___"You can't win! You'll never win!"
___The creature he sent to kill us was huge. It had about a million spikes on its head. The stench that came off it was almost unbearable. Its claws were about the length of a door from the ground to the ceiling. Its teeth were like knives. The growl that escaped the creatures throat was of a robot with an oil problem.
___(Whoa, whoa, whoa! You're getting ahead of yourself, Vlad.)
___Heh... Whoops.
___[Why don't toi start from the beginning?]
___Alright Ultimate and Henry.
___{Boys, you're being ridiculous.}
___Really? Sigh... Can I tell the first part?
___{Alright Vlad.}
___Thank toi Snow. Now, from the beginning? Right. Lets start!
It started on a starry night. No clouds in sight, and a half moon taking control of the sky. I sighed with relaxation.
___But, my relaxing night was about to end.
___An explosion, louder than I've ever heard before went off in the background. I sat up and looked in the direction of the explosion. I stood up to get an even better look.
___"Whoa... What could've caused that?" I asked as I walked toward it.
___The smell that came from it told me Ultimate did something. Greeeat. Lets just hope Henry and Snow weren't there.
___As I walked, Henry found me. Wow. That was quick.
___"Vlad, what was that?" he asked.
___"Most likely Ultimate exploded something. What are we going to do with him?"
___Henry laughed. "Yeah. Who knows what we're going to do with that cyborg."
___Another explosion happened. I started heading toward the city.
___When we got there, Snow was staring in awe at the aftermath of the explosion. I walked up to her. "Snow... What happened?"
___She turned with quite a scared face. "Ultimate was fighting the guy who calls himself the Watcher." She looked scared enough that I thought she might cry.
___I tried to comfort her, but that lasted all but two seconds.
___{Vlad, I don't remember me crying.}
___I never a dit toi were crying, I a dit toi looked like toi were.
___Anyways...
___Then the Watcher's minion Orson came up behind and said, "A Vulpes vulpes, Buteo jamuicensis, and a Homo Nosferatu Vampiris."
___All three of us exchanged glances.
___Finally Snow said, "English please?"
___Orson sighed, appearently annoyed. "You three need to learn scientific names. I a dit a fox, hawk, and vampire."
___"That's better," Henry said.
___"What do toi want Orson?"
___He glared at me. We all knew what he wanted. But he wasn't gonna get it.
___"The Watcher wanted me to say if Vladimir doesn't hand himself over, the cyborg dies."
___No... We had to get Ultimate back.
___[Now that I think about it, the Watcher seems worse than D'Ablo.]
___I thought we agreed to not talk about him?
___[Right... Sorry.]
___"Vlad, don't hand yourself over to him."
___I looked at Snow. " I would never hand myself over."
___Orson looked discusted. "You have a week to decide. Your friend will be put in great pain though." Then he left.
___Henry and Snow looked at me.
___Then Henry said, "We need to help him!"
___"I know. Just calm down. We're going to get him back no matter what it takes," I a dit with a reassuring tone.
___(When can I tell the story?)
___Ultimate, your turn is seconde to last.
___(Right...)
___But, with Orson's leaving, he didn't forget to leave one of the Watcher's pets.
___"Vladimir..."
___I turned and saw the biggest creature I've ever seen in my life. It had a purpleish-green hue to it and had one of the most horrendous stenches in the world. It smelled of rotten eggs, trash, and... Never mind. It's teeth were the size of a lab, its claws just about the same. It opened its mouth and the sound that came out was deafening.
___"That can't be good..." a dit Snow.
___I backed up. Yeah, I just l’amour being me...
___"Run."
___Henry, Snow and I ran as fast as we could. But the creature didn't come after us.
___We got to my place and we all headed to my room. Henry collapsed on my bed, and Snow tried catching her breath.
___"Vlad, what are we going to do?" asked Henry.
___"I-I don't know... But we need a plan."
___Snow and Henry nodded. Then, we started to come up with a plan.
"I could use a little help here, Ultimate!" I yelled.
___"Kind of busy right now!!" he yelled back.
___If you're wondering, we're kind of in a fight for our lives.
___"Vladimir, Ultimate, give up now! There's no point in resisting!"
___And now I was pissed. I believe my Friends were too.
___"You can't win! You'll never win!"
___The creature he sent to kill us was huge. It had about a million spikes on its head. The stench that came off it was almost unbearable. Its claws were about the length of a door from the ground to the ceiling. Its teeth were like knives. The growl that escaped the creatures throat was of a robot with an oil problem.
___(Whoa, whoa, whoa! You're getting ahead of yourself, Vlad.)
___Heh... Whoops.
___[Why don't toi start from the beginning?]
___Alright Ultimate and Henry.
___{Boys, you're being ridiculous.}
___Really? Sigh... Can I tell the first part?
___{Alright Vlad.}
___Thank toi Snow. Now, from the beginning? Right. Lets start!
It started on a starry night. No clouds in sight, and a half moon taking control of the sky. I sighed with relaxation.
___But, my relaxing night was about to end.
___An explosion, louder than I've ever heard before went off in the background. I sat up and looked in the direction of the explosion. I stood up to get an even better look.
___"Whoa... What could've caused that?" I asked as I walked toward it.
___The smell that came from it told me Ultimate did something. Greeeat. Lets just hope Henry and Snow weren't there.
___As I walked, Henry found me. Wow. That was quick.
___"Vlad, what was that?" he asked.
___"Most likely Ultimate exploded something. What are we going to do with him?"
___Henry laughed. "Yeah. Who knows what we're going to do with that cyborg."
___Another explosion happened. I started heading toward the city.
___When we got there, Snow was staring in awe at the aftermath of the explosion. I walked up to her. "Snow... What happened?"
___She turned with quite a scared face. "Ultimate was fighting the guy who calls himself the Watcher." She looked scared enough that I thought she might cry.
___I tried to comfort her, but that lasted all but two seconds.
___{Vlad, I don't remember me crying.}
___I never a dit toi were crying, I a dit toi looked like toi were.
___Anyways...
___Then the Watcher's minion Orson came up behind and said, "A Vulpes vulpes, Buteo jamuicensis, and a Homo Nosferatu Vampiris."
___All three of us exchanged glances.
___Finally Snow said, "English please?"
___Orson sighed, appearently annoyed. "You three need to learn scientific names. I a dit a fox, hawk, and vampire."
___"That's better," Henry said.
___"What do toi want Orson?"
___He glared at me. We all knew what he wanted. But he wasn't gonna get it.
___"The Watcher wanted me to say if Vladimir doesn't hand himself over, the cyborg dies."
___No... We had to get Ultimate back.
___[Now that I think about it, the Watcher seems worse than D'Ablo.]
___I thought we agreed to not talk about him?
___[Right... Sorry.]
___"Vlad, don't hand yourself over to him."
___I looked at Snow. " I would never hand myself over."
___Orson looked discusted. "You have a week to decide. Your friend will be put in great pain though." Then he left.
___Henry and Snow looked at me.
___Then Henry said, "We need to help him!"
___"I know. Just calm down. We're going to get him back no matter what it takes," I a dit with a reassuring tone.
___(When can I tell the story?)
___Ultimate, your turn is seconde to last.
___(Right...)
___But, with Orson's leaving, he didn't forget to leave one of the Watcher's pets.
___"Vladimir..."
___I turned and saw the biggest creature I've ever seen in my life. It had a purpleish-green hue to it and had one of the most horrendous stenches in the world. It smelled of rotten eggs, trash, and... Never mind. It's teeth were the size of a lab, its claws just about the same. It opened its mouth and the sound that came out was deafening.
___"That can't be good..." a dit Snow.
___I backed up. Yeah, I just l’amour being me...
___"Run."
___Henry, Snow and I ran as fast as we could. But the creature didn't come after us.
___We got to my place and we all headed to my room. Henry collapsed on my bed, and Snow tried catching her breath.
___"Vlad, what are we going to do?" asked Henry.
___"I-I don't know... But we need a plan."
___Snow and Henry nodded. Then, we started to come up with a plan.
Memorandum: Re: St. Christoph's Square
To: Achio Noch
From: Gallancy Torren Oceanius
>But why not?
>
>Well......
>Diabo? He'd kill me for not being Nimean.
>Arty? She'd probably just throw paint at me.
>Nate would send bees at me.
>Tydus would hold me for ransom.
>Estill is the personality of a *SPOILERS FOR ANYONE lire DOES NOT COMPUTE*
>Do toi REALLY expect me to SURVIVE? Even in Taetoro?
>
>..... Maybe not for LOOONG....
>
>Exactly.
>
>So, you're NOT coming?
>
> *facepalm*
To: Achio Noch
From: Gallancy Torren Oceanius
>But why not?
>
>Well......
>Diabo? He'd kill me for not being Nimean.
>Arty? She'd probably just throw paint at me.
>Nate would send bees at me.
>Tydus would hold me for ransom.
>Estill is the personality of a *SPOILERS FOR ANYONE lire DOES NOT COMPUTE*
>Do toi REALLY expect me to SURVIVE? Even in Taetoro?
>
>..... Maybe not for LOOONG....
>
>Exactly.
>
>So, you're NOT coming?
>
> *facepalm*
My first story, so, if toi wanna make suggestions, post of a forum ill make in a bit.
The old streets eminated of fossil fuels burning, roadkill and sadness. The ally was scattered with boxes, empty glass bottles and pieces of old news paper. In the distance, a siren went off and chiens yipped to eachother in thier own language. The streets felt cold and filled with the sorrow of the people around.
My body felt cold as ice. I longed to be warm and safe. I wished I had some money to get something to eat, but who would listen to a stray? No one. I curled up in a ball, attempting to get warm, as I drifted into a small rest.
I worried if the wrong person would find me here in this ally, alone in this cold, dark allyway. I dismissed this worry and held the arms of false hope, whispering false facts into my freezing ears.
I believed the false hope's bitterly cold arms were a sign I was alive.
The old streets eminated of fossil fuels burning, roadkill and sadness. The ally was scattered with boxes, empty glass bottles and pieces of old news paper. In the distance, a siren went off and chiens yipped to eachother in thier own language. The streets felt cold and filled with the sorrow of the people around.
My body felt cold as ice. I longed to be warm and safe. I wished I had some money to get something to eat, but who would listen to a stray? No one. I curled up in a ball, attempting to get warm, as I drifted into a small rest.
I worried if the wrong person would find me here in this ally, alone in this cold, dark allyway. I dismissed this worry and held the arms of false hope, whispering false facts into my freezing ears.
I believed the false hope's bitterly cold arms were a sign I was alive.
Once upon a time, Tydus, Torren, Mef and Zanehorn were in the magical land of cacahuète, arachide beurre when Zanehorn had an idea.
'LETS ALL WEAR cacahuète, arachide beurre =D' he yelled.
Torren jumped into the cacahuète, arachide beurre and hugged Tydus tightly, eventually asphixiatining him and causing his demise.
Then Zanehhorn ran around with only cacahuète, arachide beurre on while Torren and Mef threw chocolat at each other.
Tydus' dead body was re-animated par a cacahuète, arachide demon and he attacked everyone yelling 'TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLORAEG!!!!!!!!!!'
Mef ate Tydus and resumed throwing things at Torren and Zanehorn remained covered while making out with Seuris in a corner.
And Tydus was watching down from Heaven, talking to St. Micheal.
Tydus pointed to Torren. 'He's my brother (3' he said.
'And you're proud of that?' Micheal asked.
'Not really,' a dit Tydus going back to eat some andy clouds'
'LETS ALL WEAR cacahuète, arachide beurre =D' he yelled.
Torren jumped into the cacahuète, arachide beurre and hugged Tydus tightly, eventually asphixiatining him and causing his demise.
Then Zanehhorn ran around with only cacahuète, arachide beurre on while Torren and Mef threw chocolat at each other.
Tydus' dead body was re-animated par a cacahuète, arachide demon and he attacked everyone yelling 'TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLORAEG!!!!!!!!!!'
Mef ate Tydus and resumed throwing things at Torren and Zanehorn remained covered while making out with Seuris in a corner.
And Tydus was watching down from Heaven, talking to St. Micheal.
Tydus pointed to Torren. 'He's my brother (3' he said.
'And you're proud of that?' Micheal asked.
'Not really,' a dit Tydus going back to eat some andy clouds'
Neptun frowned at the bottom of the sea, hating the Old One.
He was cursed to be confined to the sea, all because the Old One was afraid.
Neptun was at the bottom of the sea because he was in l’amour with his sister Siria. The Old One knew it was mutual, and knew of a prophecy saying a newborn from the Few would overthrow him, and seperated the two.
"SIRIA! WE SHALL BE TOGETHER!"
He received no news at the bottom of the sea, and had no knowledge that his Mother was with child.
So he was determined that the child that overthrew the Old One would be his and Siria's.
Neptun was near ready for bed, when he saw a sword appear before him. Followed par a vision.
(pretend this is italics) Neptun drove the sword victoriously through the Pyramis of the Old One.
He saw his life as he desired it.
With Siria.
(nu longer italics)
"Yes," a dit Neptun. "This is what I desire."
Neptun grabbed the sword and swam to his château to prepare.
He was cursed to be confined to the sea, all because the Old One was afraid.
Neptun was at the bottom of the sea because he was in l’amour with his sister Siria. The Old One knew it was mutual, and knew of a prophecy saying a newborn from the Few would overthrow him, and seperated the two.
"SIRIA! WE SHALL BE TOGETHER!"
He received no news at the bottom of the sea, and had no knowledge that his Mother was with child.
So he was determined that the child that overthrew the Old One would be his and Siria's.
Neptun was near ready for bed, when he saw a sword appear before him. Followed par a vision.
(pretend this is italics) Neptun drove the sword victoriously through the Pyramis of the Old One.
He saw his life as he desired it.
With Siria.
(nu longer italics)
"Yes," a dit Neptun. "This is what I desire."
Neptun grabbed the sword and swam to his château to prepare.
