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posted by MephilesTheDark
Just a liste of everything on this club I hate. Opinions/comments welcome. Flames will be used to melt kitten flesh. All of the following are things I see a lot of on this club.

1. Hypersensitivity to gore.
2. Hypersensitivity to swears.
3. Hypersensitivity to sexual references.
4. Hypersensitivity to bi/gay/lesbian characters.
5. Dependence on religion.
6. Using religion as a 'rulebook.'
7. 'Randomness.'
8. Irrelevant content.
9. Irrelevant comments.
10. All the stupid, irrelevant shit on the wall.
11. Spam.
12. Attention seekers.
13. People who can't take a joke.
14. People who don't understand sarcasm.
15. Denial of certain species.
16. All the Slender references.
17. People who copy-paste characters from other fandoms to make their own 'OC.'
18. 'Emos.'
19. People trying too hard to fit into some social label.
20. People who don't get the psychology of characterization.
21. People who don't do their research.
22. Uber-prude people.
23. Uber-graphic people.
24. People who only seek attention.
25. People who only create characters for attention.
26. Self-obsessed people.
27. People whining about not getting their requests done.
28. People who commentaire pictures with stuff like 'wow that's good can i have rq?'
29. People who send messages asking for requests.
30. People who can't take 'No' as an answer.
31. People who use depression as an excuse for stupidity.
32. People who use anxiety as an excuse for stupidity.
33. People who use ass-burgers as an excuse for stupidity.
34. People who use ass-burgers as an excuse for lack of skill.
35. People who whine about their art being bad.
36. People who whine about their stories being bad.
37. People who shamelessly annoncer things everywhere.
38. Recolours.
39. Homophobia.
40. Avid gay priders.
41. Thin-skinned people.
42. People who can't speak basic fucking English.
43. Anime-faggots.
44. Kawaiidesu.
45. Shitty character designs.
46. Clashing colours.
47. Too-long character names.
48. People who assume everyone will like their characters.
49. People who get offended from constructive crit.
50. People who don't get my references.
51. People who assume stereotypes are correct.
52. Anyone who still uses Internet Explorer.
53. People who blame everything on their shitty internet.
54. People who whore out their characters in their canon storyline.
55. Mary-Sues.
56. Marty-Sams.
57. Gary-Stus.
58. Uber-abused characters.
59. People who don't understand basic thought processing.
60. People who can't work a computer well. (If toi don't know what any of the following are/how to create and use them, then toi are one of these people; SPR, OBJ, RM, HTML, HTML coding, </insertcommandhere>, ZIP, RAR, TIFF, scripting.)
61. People who don't get the things listed above and still make robotic/cybernetic/program characters.
62. People who don't use memes correctly.
63. People who DEMAND to be taken seriously all the time.
64. People who claim to be stupid as an excuse for other things.
65. People who call themselves 'shit, stupid, etc' and then get upset when toi agree.
66. Butthurt people.
67. People who can't answer a simple question honestly and instead just make up aléatoire shit.
68. People who can't ever admit they're wrong.
69. MDR 69.
70. Everyone who found #69 offensive.
71. People who claim someone a volé, étole their idea when that idea had been used 24975684353656 times before.
72. People who steal ideas that are actually original.
73. People who steal character designs.
74. People who steal characters.
75. People who steal character backstories/bios.
76. Backstabbers.
77. People who continuously force others with something they think. (Even if it's jokingly.)
78. SO MUCH ADORRBSSS.
79. People who try too hard to be funny.
80. The fact I even managed to make a liste this long.
81. arc en ciel SPARKLE DESSUUU.
82. trophée LOCK.
83. Raping the 'shift' button.
84. People who put the '{' thing in 'XD' as a mooostachy thing. 'X{D What the fuck is that anyway? :/)
85. People who use emotes waaayyy too much.
86. All the goddamn pop music.
87. The use of memes/viral trends that died years ago. (Shoop da Woop, Carmelldansen, Numa Numa, hamster Dance, etc.)
88. The fact no-one has done any Gangham style faceswaps yet.
89. The growing popularity of this shit.
90. The fact people still honestly LIKE this shit.
91. PEOPLE WHO USE ALL trophée AND USE '!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!21!!!11!' WHEN THEY ARE ANGRY.
92. People who make those long cul, ass commentaires that fuck up the commentaire box. (Like FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! I mean what. How is that even funny. It just looks bad.)
93. Any relations to official Sonic characters WHATSOEVER.
94. People who can't write for shit trying to get their fanfictions popular.
95. People who pair their character and any official. (Especially Shadow.)
96. People who do the above without ANY good reason.
97. People who make their character look like an official for no good reason. (Not that there is one.)
98. The fact that this article will probably get flagged and deleted.
99. Anyone who commentaires with some dumbfuck response of 'OMG y r u so negative :(( dis club is awsum nuthin wong wit ittt!!'
100. You.
posted by InvaderRaven
I decided to write an article about toi because you've been so kind to all of you're Friends and just deserve it.

Meph,you are one of the most random,awesome,epic,kindhearted,and inspiring person I've ever known.I didn't know someone could have the weirdest and most funniest mind in this horrid world,but then i met you.
All your kindness has spread onto me and i have never felt plus alive.I always look at you're commentaires and can't help,but laugh.The things toi write always put a smile on my face.It feels good to know i didn't have to fake it.Words don't really describe the joy i have inside...
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posted by thetacoman
Festus held the ore's holding pot like a child as he watched the bright orange liquid flow into the mould.
For weeks he had worked on the SWord, gently carving the mould and slowly heating the Orachulum until it became liquid enough to flow.
The orange ore gave off a soft blue glow, producing a strange colour that soothed Festus.
The ore came to the haut, retour au début of the mould, and Festus set the holder on his workbench, and set the haut, retour au début on the mould.

Festus held the blade with his gloves. "Such beauty," he exclaimed admiringly "In such a small blade."
The SWord glinted as he attached the pure ruby hilt.
The...
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posted by sierradawn9
*~BASICS~*
Name: CarBuckle
Species: Hedgehog
Age: 19-25
Gender: Male
Accent: Hillbilly sometimes, but manages to keep it on the down low
Likes: Wrestling, girls, killing etc...
Dislikes: Jail, brats, people dissing him for being southern
Hobbies: Wrestling, escaping from jail, flirting
Love interest: Sierra the Hedgehog

*~APPEARANCE~*
Fur color: Silver-grey
Spine style: Front spines are long and kinda jut out from his forehead. Back spines are longer than the normal hedgehog's.
[other] fourrure style: Scruffy. White, heart-shaped chest fur.
Eye color: Green
Clothes: dark blue vest, worn-out jeans, black converse...
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posted by thetacoman
Im following Soda's lead in écriture awful stories that make toi all die a little inside =)
***
I was a surge of white fur, leaping across the roofs, searching for people in need of mercy.
All the wails of the homeless and poor rang out to me, as though hearing a young cub cry for help.
But they were not my priority tonight.
I heard a awful song from one house, and was reminded of the song I sung every time my father beat me.
I slipped through the chimmeny, unfased par the open flame I passed through.
The child lay wailing on the bed. The song just got louder as I approached.
"Just wait, dear," I whispered,...
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    “Aah, the sweet smell of blood…” Estelle a dit serenely as she dipped a paintbrush into a bowl of thick, red liquid, painting it on a buisson, bush of white roses.
    “…Uhh, Is that blood that you’re painting with?!” Myka asked, eyes widened.
    “No duh, what else?” Estelle replied back in a serious tone, finishing up the last rose. She smelled them all. “Delicious blood. Smells so divine, tastes so rich and succulent…” She a dit calmly. Myka gagged, then choked, then coughed. Estelle turned to face her.
    “If...
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posted by blossom1040
clarece: today we are going to cook...bourbon chicken sandwitch well lets get started IN medium skillet over medium heat melt pêche, peach preseves...
suddunly a robot crashes in and take the crystal off her neck
eggman: hahahaha! now i can rule the world
clarece: u_u eggman! give back the crystal now ou i will kick the shit out of you!
eggman: hahahaha! foolish girl why would i do that
clarece: because... I AM THER ONE TO SAVE THE WHOLE WORLD AND EVERYONE IN IT INCLUDEING U U FAT cul, ass chienne OF A BASTARD!
eggman: { blastes her with a lazer}
clarece: THATS IT U SON OF A BITCH!
{clarece beats the fuckim shit out of eggman}
clarece: well i took care of that chienne now we can continue after the camercail

part 2 coming soon
Haze went flying across the area,but caught himself,Rei whacked him quickly with his tail,Mother came from behind and slashed him,leaving several marks on Rei's back,Rei turned aroud quickly and kicked her away. Nocturn punched Rei over and over,but no effect.

Rei grabbed Nocturn par the face,and throws him away. Shockwave punched Rei in the back,making a SHOCKWAVE,sending them both flying. Soundwave clapped his hands together hard,making a SOUNDWAVE,and making Rei fall to the ground,but got back up and growled.

Rei smashed the ground,sending an EARTHQUAKE at SOUNDWAVE AND SHOCKWAVE. (:D) Which...
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posted by MephilesTheDark
“Shane?”

“…”

“Shane?”

“…”

Shane?

“…”

“SHANE, toi LITTLE FUCKER!?”

“Hnnn?” a dit HedgeBat turned to the now-infuriated HedgeBeast, putting his magazine down, “Whaddaya want, Mother?”

“You’re stoned.”

“So?”

“I’m bored.”

“Then do something…”

“Can I go drive a tank over something?”

par then, Shane had turned his attention back to his magazine, “Go for it.”



“YYEEEEEHHHAAAAWWW!”

Next morning…

“Mother?”

“Yeah?”

“…What happened to my car?”

________________________________________________

Uhh... Yeah. :| I'm not quite sure what this is, either.

Mother drives a tank over Shane's car... I dunno what else she destroyed. 8/
“WHAT ARE YOU!? INSANE!?” renard screamed, her quills blowing out behind her as if she was on some insane rollercoaster.

But this was no rollercoaster.

“No. Not really.” Scarecrow replied, frowning as he stared down the coastal road. A sheet drop to their left- Stretching downwards in a 300-foot fall, the vicious waves slamming with no mercy into the cliff face.

Behind- Penetrators, a hybrid of attack plane and attack chopper. Sleek and mean, they used the best of each. Armed with missiles and an all-array of firearms, they were not something to be messed with.

Neither was the Scarecrow....
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posted by Zenzes
Full Name: Keegan Black
Nicknames: Queer-gan, Lady GaGa (Both unwilling)
Gender: Male
Species: Polarwolf
Age: 17
Birthday/Zodiac Sign: 12th June/Gemini

Realationship Status: Taken par Schnee Fenris*
Sexuality: Homosexual (I do not want to hear/see/read any bashing.)

Personality: He is audacious, sensitive/touchy, stubborn, often insensitive, resentful, tolerant, possessive, a little narcisstic, rarely nice can also be quite bearable then. Doesn't really care about others.
Likes: Mint, sunrise & sunset, the color purple, good fights, racing a lá Sonic riders, doing nothing in a cozy/comfortable pose...
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posted by MephilesTheDark
Heh.

All too often is the story of the insane one not knowing of his own insanity. It’s as toi can only be insane if toi are not aware of it, and when toi are, you’re simply sadist.

No… There is such a big difference between a sadist and one blessed with insanity.

A sadist laughs at the gore. They laugh as they see life fading from one’s eyes; they enjoy another’s fear, pain, suffering…

Insanity is very different. It’s a breed of genius that is not understood par any others. After all, a genius is just a person who can work past those binds holding them back… Someone who can work...
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posted by marksmen456
Typhoon saw flashes as he was in the helicopter,of a male and female hedgehog,he heard their screams,pain,sufering,everything too make your spin shiver.

He suddenly saw a flash of himself,but...diferent,half of his face was all black,and his left eye was just a glowing white circle,and jagged teeth,like toi would see of a jack-o-lantern.

He suddenly felt a sharp pain through his arm,and yelped,"OW!" as he woke up,as all of that was a dream.

"Morning,sleepy head." a dit Rouge the Bat.

Typhoon felt his left arm,which had a tiny hole in it. Doctors around him was carrying all sorts of gadgets and thing...
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posted by MephilesTheDark
"Lighten up, Skhell, it's Christmas!" Ningizzida grinned as he walked along the shoreline with his once great enemy, "It's festive season!"

"I don't see need for these petty holidays..." The dark hybrid frowned, "Really, what is the point? Everyday pain still happens, nothing changes for those in need... Why should the plus powerful enjoy something the weak cannot have?"

It was Ningizzida's turn to frown, "Christmas is all about giving, family, and friends. It's a celebration for what we DO have..."

"Then why these decorations? Why must we waste our time with them for ONE jour of the year? They...
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posted by MephilesTheDark
"Why do toi hide behind those glasses, Shane, when your eyes are so beautiful?" she
whispered in his ear, her light, uplifting voice reverbarating through his mind, so much
like the one he had lost...
"When I wear my glasses, I am The Scarecrow. I am unbeatable, untouchable... Unstoppable.
People admire me for my courage, my daring nature, my stepping into hostile places and
doing what any others would fear to do. They don't know that when I wear those glasses, I
become a different person, someone who I'm not. It's a disguise, my way of hiding my fears,
doubt, and uncertainty... When I wear them,...
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posted by Puppetmaster111
Diva: K... Since I'm back as the main character... I should tell toi about my life and world (cause I have nothing better 2 do!)! Lets start!

1. I have a suck up sister named Emajeen (thank the heavens she is just a fictional charrie).... -_-'
2. I draw... hard.... and my gimp is retarded! -_-
3. I don't wake up until 11:00 in the morning ^_^'!
4. I"M NOT LAZY ALL THE TIME!!!
5. And my nephue thinks I'm related to Shadow the hedgehog... WHEN I'M NOT!!!
6. I think I suck at recoloring... So I stoped doing it as often... and I'm planing on stoping intirly! -_-'
7. I have only two characters I based...
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After math class, Cynthia walked to her boyfriend, Mars.
"How was class?" he asked, "Sucked." answered Cynthia.


After school, Cynthia was walking out the building when all of a sudden, a female hedgehog skateboarded in front of her, both falling down.

"Hey! Watch it punk!" The hedgehog answered dusting off her black jeans.
"I'm sorry, but who are you?" Cynthia asked in a concerned tone.

"None of your business thats who!" She exclaimed.
"You must be Darklin, Shadow's sister." The bat admitted, "Yeah your right, but barge in front of me like that you'll be getting stitched up!" Darklin yelled skateboarding away.
posted by Shadow5772
If toi don't know who Bethany the hedgehog is, I suggest toi read her profile---->link

These are memories Bethany had with Sonic when she was younger. There might be plus of these getting posted, so keep your eyes out for them! And, before toi ask, Sonic is Bethany's adopted father. That's why, in this story, Bethany called Sonic "Dad".

It was late at night. Sonic and Bethany were fast asleep. Sonic then heard glass breaking and a scream come from Bethany's room. Sonic rushed to her room to see what was wrong, only to find a broken window, a note lying on Bethany's bed, and Bethany missing....
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Heres my liste in characters, i'll need my copy for reminders!

Cynthia: School beauty, man's lady!, Mars' Girlfriend
Mars: School Bully, Cynthia's boyfriend
Zalara: populaire Girl, Sonic's Cousin
Venom: Silent Girl, reads a lot, has no friends, Rouge's Cousin
Darklin: Goth Girl, never listens, Shadow's sister
Rouge: Pretty Girl, Shadow's Girlfriend
Shadow: Silent Boy, Rouge's Boyfriend
Sonic: Annoying Kid, Zalara's Cousin, Hates Venom
Amy: Annoying as heck kid, likes Sonic
Tikal: Likes Knuckles, Kind kid
Knuckles: Bully wannabe, Wants to be Friends with Mars
Death: School Jerk, has no friends
posted by NickleBackFan
There was banging at the door but before houx could answer it Ghost and Bullet bust though the door. "Hi Holly! Bye Holly!" Bullet a dit as he ran up stair followed par Ghost. "Uh hi?" houx a dit in confusion. Once up stairs Bullet found Rocket's door and knocked on it. Rocket opened the door. "What?" Rocket a dit while trying to blow his hair out of his face. Both Ghost and Bullet started talking at the same time about diffent things. They breathed and both said. "And that is why we need toi to come with us and get Nay-Nay back!" Rocket blinked. "Soooo This alien thing that is on your head has...
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posted by NickleBackFan
"ROCKET!!!!" Called Nay-Nay as she banged out side of his door. Rocket opened it. "What?" He a dit annoied. "Well one lookies i am all better!" Nay-Nay a dit in a real cheerful tone. "And two dad a dit he only asked the Masion Keeper for him stay out for out of the masion for 2 weeks and 2 weeks end tomrrow, toi know when we have to go back to school. So toi might want to remind him of that so he doesn't turn into dust ok." She said. "Why can't toi do that." "Oh that's number three. Sonic called and a dit him, kat, Cindy, and Ghosty were gonna hang out today so he invited me." Rocket looked at...
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