4/6/11 3:33am - Dear JOURNAL,NOT DIARY. Me and the others,where walking through the jungle,no food,or water,on occasions,Mother would suggest too eat Caboose,I a dit no every time,Who would like too eat a stupid android,and that's literally when I say Stupid,why in fact,Caboose thought a chameleon was a pie! A frikin PIE! Not only the fact he kept it for the whole trip,and kept on trying too eat it when he has NO MOUTH,honestly,this journal is the only thing keeping me sane right now.... I just wonder what the others are up too-
"Hey Haze!" a dit Mother,as she snatched away the "Journal" away from Haze. "You got a Diary?" Mother smirked.
Haze growled,"It's not a Diary,IT'S A JOURNAL!"
"Eh,I don't see the difference." a dit Mother.
"OOOO,An apple!" a dit Caboose,pointing to Hydra,who had that cold eye stare at Caboose,Caboose looked as though he where in Candy Land,that,or just completely high on Robo Drugs..... ou something.
Far away from our eh hem,"Heroes" Lay two figures,One spoke to the other,"Damayz,do I really have to fight them NOW?!"
Damayz growled,"Yes Xiz,it's the only way to keep them occupied enough for me to steal the souls of the villages,while toi distact the fools down there."
Xiz whined,"But why can't Nightmare ou Rei do it?!"
Damayz softly roared,"Because for once,YOU can do something other than,'Being a canapé Potato.'
Xiz stopped whining,but groaned aand said,"Whatever."
"Good,then we have an agreement!" a dit Damayz in a Victorious tone.
Xiz wanted to snap back at him,but he didn't want to risk getting killed,in a nano second,brother ou not. Xiz simply,and glumly,nodded his head,then flew off.
"Are we almost there yet?!" Whined Mother.
Haze almost went crazy,but turned around quickly and said,"To where? We're in a jungle,with no life in sight!" (Even though there was a village nearby,which Damayz and the others were going to attack,for a sinister plot,OF EVIL.)
"Are we almost there NOW?!" Yelled Caboose.
Haze Lost it,he turned around,"SHUT UP toi STUPID IDIOT THING OF GREEN!"
Caboose stood there confused,"I don't know what toi said,but it sounded mean,so I'm gonna hide behind Mother now...." He a dit as he zipped behind Mother and said,"Are the monsters gone?"
Mother just sighed,"Yeah,they're gone alright,now... STOP PULLING ON MY COLLAR!"
Caboose jumped back and a dit in a innocent tone,"Okay...."
"WHY HELLO THERE,PESKY ROACHES!" a dit a figure from a tree.
Nocturn turned his head to see Xiz,Damayz's 1st Brother. "Who the He-"
Haze growled and turned his head over to Nocturn.
"Um... I mean,'Heck' Are you?" Nocturn continued. (Cookie if toi get the joke. :3)
"I am Xiz,the master of Hellfire,and toi my little ponies,will be it's PREY!"
"Did he just call us 'PONIES'?!" Growled Mother.
"Why yes did Ma'dam,now.... SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP BEFORE I RIP toi IN HALF AND BURN YOUR PATHETIC CARCASS!" Yelled Xiz.
Mother's eyes widen,"Okay,Okay geez."
Caboose suddenly popped beside Xiz and said,"You know what we need? We need pirates!"
Xiz just flicked him away,and as Caboose landed on the ground,he slide through the dirt,he then pointed his finger up and a dit in a muffled voice,"I'm okay!"
"All right,now if there isn't any plus INTERUPPTIONS." He stared at Mother,then glanced over to Caboose,"We'll get this thing over with." He a dit in a cold voice.
Xiz snapped his fingers,and Hellfire surronded them,which started to spread and burn the whole jungle. "Let's see toi get out of that!" Xiz said.
Xiz then spoke again,"Alright my kitties,you stay here,I have... plus important buisness to take care of..." Xiz a dit as he dissappeared.
"Okay,first Ponies,Now Kitties?! A demon gonna DIE tonight!" Yelled Mother.
Will our Heroes ever find their way out of the hellish inferno,Will they beat Xiz? Will Caboose ever get up out of the dirt? Where did my Coffee go?
Find out suivant time on DRAGON BALL- Uh... I mean.
HAZE THE HEDGEHOG PRT 5! 8D
"Hey Haze!" a dit Mother,as she snatched away the "Journal" away from Haze. "You got a Diary?" Mother smirked.
Haze growled,"It's not a Diary,IT'S A JOURNAL!"
"Eh,I don't see the difference." a dit Mother.
"OOOO,An apple!" a dit Caboose,pointing to Hydra,who had that cold eye stare at Caboose,Caboose looked as though he where in Candy Land,that,or just completely high on Robo Drugs..... ou something.
Far away from our eh hem,"Heroes" Lay two figures,One spoke to the other,"Damayz,do I really have to fight them NOW?!"
Damayz growled,"Yes Xiz,it's the only way to keep them occupied enough for me to steal the souls of the villages,while toi distact the fools down there."
Xiz whined,"But why can't Nightmare ou Rei do it?!"
Damayz softly roared,"Because for once,YOU can do something other than,'Being a canapé Potato.'
Xiz stopped whining,but groaned aand said,"Whatever."
"Good,then we have an agreement!" a dit Damayz in a Victorious tone.
Xiz wanted to snap back at him,but he didn't want to risk getting killed,in a nano second,brother ou not. Xiz simply,and glumly,nodded his head,then flew off.
"Are we almost there yet?!" Whined Mother.
Haze almost went crazy,but turned around quickly and said,"To where? We're in a jungle,with no life in sight!" (Even though there was a village nearby,which Damayz and the others were going to attack,for a sinister plot,OF EVIL.)
"Are we almost there NOW?!" Yelled Caboose.
Haze Lost it,he turned around,"SHUT UP toi STUPID IDIOT THING OF GREEN!"
Caboose stood there confused,"I don't know what toi said,but it sounded mean,so I'm gonna hide behind Mother now...." He a dit as he zipped behind Mother and said,"Are the monsters gone?"
Mother just sighed,"Yeah,they're gone alright,now... STOP PULLING ON MY COLLAR!"
Caboose jumped back and a dit in a innocent tone,"Okay...."
"WHY HELLO THERE,PESKY ROACHES!" a dit a figure from a tree.
Nocturn turned his head to see Xiz,Damayz's 1st Brother. "Who the He-"
Haze growled and turned his head over to Nocturn.
"Um... I mean,'Heck' Are you?" Nocturn continued. (Cookie if toi get the joke. :3)
"I am Xiz,the master of Hellfire,and toi my little ponies,will be it's PREY!"
"Did he just call us 'PONIES'?!" Growled Mother.
"Why yes did Ma'dam,now.... SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP BEFORE I RIP toi IN HALF AND BURN YOUR PATHETIC CARCASS!" Yelled Xiz.
Mother's eyes widen,"Okay,Okay geez."
Caboose suddenly popped beside Xiz and said,"You know what we need? We need pirates!"
Xiz just flicked him away,and as Caboose landed on the ground,he slide through the dirt,he then pointed his finger up and a dit in a muffled voice,"I'm okay!"
"All right,now if there isn't any plus INTERUPPTIONS." He stared at Mother,then glanced over to Caboose,"We'll get this thing over with." He a dit in a cold voice.
Xiz snapped his fingers,and Hellfire surronded them,which started to spread and burn the whole jungle. "Let's see toi get out of that!" Xiz said.
Xiz then spoke again,"Alright my kitties,you stay here,I have... plus important buisness to take care of..." Xiz a dit as he dissappeared.
"Okay,first Ponies,Now Kitties?! A demon gonna DIE tonight!" Yelled Mother.
Will our Heroes ever find their way out of the hellish inferno,Will they beat Xiz? Will Caboose ever get up out of the dirt? Where did my Coffee go?
Find out suivant time on DRAGON BALL- Uh... I mean.
HAZE THE HEDGEHOG PRT 5! 8D
A little Q&A with my new Haze the Hedgehog character,You'll see him in the Typhoon stories! :D
Q: Does Haze get nosebleeds sometimes?
A: Yes,but toi can't see it.
heh heh,helmets are awesome.
Q: Can Haze talk?
A: WELL DUH!
A: Does Haze have a girlfriend?
Q: Erm,no?
Q: Is Haze better then Shadow?
A: ........Who's Shadow?
Q: Does Haze EVER take his casque off?
A: NO!
Q: Is Haze religous?
A: My visor is a CROSS.
Q: Does Haze fight alot?
A: Only when I have to.
Q: Can toi turn your casque White instead of Black?
A: Somehow that sounded racist.....
Q: Which sword does Haze like better,a Longsword,or Katana?
A: Katana,cause it's faster.
Q: Can Haze tell jokes?
A: Knock knock.
GTFO
D:
Q: What does Haze think of fangirls?
A: As long as they don't steal my helmet,clothes,etc. I'm fine with them.
Q: Does Haze get nosebleeds sometimes?
A: Yes,but toi can't see it.
heh heh,helmets are awesome.
Q: Can Haze talk?
A: WELL DUH!
A: Does Haze have a girlfriend?
Q: Erm,no?
Q: Is Haze better then Shadow?
A: ........Who's Shadow?
Q: Does Haze EVER take his casque off?
A: NO!
Q: Is Haze religous?
A: My visor is a CROSS.
Q: Does Haze fight alot?
A: Only when I have to.
Q: Can toi turn your casque White instead of Black?
A: Somehow that sounded racist.....
Q: Which sword does Haze like better,a Longsword,or Katana?
A: Katana,cause it's faster.
Q: Can Haze tell jokes?
A: Knock knock.
GTFO
D:
Q: What does Haze think of fangirls?
A: As long as they don't steal my helmet,clothes,etc. I'm fine with them.