Real talk. I'd be scared like hell if either Slender Man or Jason Vorhees would hunt me down in a dark forest. But I'd probably think Jason would be scarier. I've played Slender: The Eight Pages so many times now and even beat it a couple of times, that I've sorta grown used to Slender Man. But being hunted down by an enormous, hockeymask-wearing, machete-swinging ape of a person?

Fuck that, dude. xD

if ya are in a pic with slenderman... he will get you...
the more you think about him... the closer he gets...
he can have tentacles come out of his back... harder to ovoid...

that guy has been around for a long time... enough time to perfect his strategy...