No one fails a class anymore, he's merely "passing impaired."
toi don't have detention, you're just one of the"exit delayed."
Your bedroom isn't cluttered, it's just "passage restrictive."
These days, a student isn't lazy. He's "energetically declined."
Your locker isn't overflowing with junk, it's just "closure prohibitive."
Kids don't get grounded anymore. They merely hit "social speed bumps."
Your homework isn't missing, its just having an "out-of-notebook experience."
You're not sleeping in class, you're "rationing consciousness."
You're not late, toi just have a "rescheduled arrival time."
You're not having a bad hair day, you're suffering from "rebellious follicle syndrome."
toi don't have smelly gym socks, toi have "odor-retentive athletic footwear."
No one's tall anymore. He's "vertically enhanced."
You're not shy. You're "conversationally selective."
toi don't talk a lot.. You're just "abundantly verbal."
toi weren't passing notes in class. toi were "participating in the discreet exchange of penned meditations."
You're not being sent to the principals office. You're "going on a mandatory field trip to the administrative building."
It's not called gossip anymore. It's "the speedy transmission of near-factual information."
The nourriture at the school cafeteria isn't awful. It's "digestively challenging."
toi don't have detention, you're just one of the"exit delayed."
Your bedroom isn't cluttered, it's just "passage restrictive."
These days, a student isn't lazy. He's "energetically declined."
Your locker isn't overflowing with junk, it's just "closure prohibitive."
Kids don't get grounded anymore. They merely hit "social speed bumps."
Your homework isn't missing, its just having an "out-of-notebook experience."
You're not sleeping in class, you're "rationing consciousness."
You're not late, toi just have a "rescheduled arrival time."
You're not having a bad hair day, you're suffering from "rebellious follicle syndrome."
toi don't have smelly gym socks, toi have "odor-retentive athletic footwear."
No one's tall anymore. He's "vertically enhanced."
You're not shy. You're "conversationally selective."
toi don't talk a lot.. You're just "abundantly verbal."
toi weren't passing notes in class. toi were "participating in the discreet exchange of penned meditations."
You're not being sent to the principals office. You're "going on a mandatory field trip to the administrative building."
It's not called gossip anymore. It's "the speedy transmission of near-factual information."
The nourriture at the school cafeteria isn't awful. It's "digestively challenging."
Ever made a pick that toi really want people to answer, but it's moving along slowly? Try these tips to bump it up.
1. Post the question when there are lots of people online. Between about 5-10pm in America is usually the best time, but it depends on the club. Doing this ensures that lots of people will answer it before it gets bumped down the list.
2. Don't make your pick when toi first post it. When toi first create it it will be at the haut, retour au début of the list. If toi wait until it dissapears off the homepage to pick it will go back to the top, which means plus people will see it.
3. When toi have picked and it dissapears off the liste again make commentaires during peak time, which I mentioned in tip 1. This is not effective, but your pick will still appear in the updates, which can give it a bit of exposure, and hopefully if someoe réponses it will go back to the haut, retour au début of the list.
I hope this helps! Feedback appriciated.
1. Post the question when there are lots of people online. Between about 5-10pm in America is usually the best time, but it depends on the club. Doing this ensures that lots of people will answer it before it gets bumped down the list.
2. Don't make your pick when toi first post it. When toi first create it it will be at the haut, retour au début of the list. If toi wait until it dissapears off the homepage to pick it will go back to the top, which means plus people will see it.
3. When toi have picked and it dissapears off the liste again make commentaires during peak time, which I mentioned in tip 1. This is not effective, but your pick will still appear in the updates, which can give it a bit of exposure, and hopefully if someoe réponses it will go back to the haut, retour au début of the list.
I hope this helps! Feedback appriciated.