i am in a fight with my my friend. does anyone have any good comebacks?

Im not surprised your fighting because toi dont sound like a very good friend. And seriously who WANTS to fight there friends? Two wrongs dont make a right, toi should end the fight immediatly.

Why do toi WANT to continue fighting with your 'FRIEND'? REAL Friends don't do that. :(

I'm not going to help toi call your friend names. Do toi really want to stoop to that level? I knew a girl when I was in school who was a big bully. She would make fun of anybody who was "different" nerd, geek, disabled, short, fat, toi name it. She picked on me because I had seizures and I was on a med. that made me gain weight. I sure toi don't want to become like her, and I'm not going to encourage it!

I think the best "comeback" is to ignore the insults and pray for her.

i have to agree with clarklover ^ i fought with both of my Friends in 4th grade and let me tell ya, it was the worst an of my life :/

fighting only leads to worse problems.

how can u fight with your freind. i know i had fights with my freinds b4 but re always 4gave eachother in the end. this is wat we were talking about in school today Cyber Bullying and right now your being a Cyber Bully.well tectenicly u are

fighting is stupid, which is how you're jouer la comédie right now.

WHAT.LEAVE HER ALONE!!DONT EVER FIGHT feu WITH FIRE!YOU ARE JUST GOING TO BE THE BAD GUY IF toi DO THAT!!!!PLUS, SHES NERDY.SHE IS A WEAKLING!!DONT FIGHT.TO ME VIOLENCE IS NEVER THE ANSWER.WELL THEN JUST LEAVE HER ALONE.I KNOW toi WANT TO BE THE BETTER PERSON.YOU KNOW BETTER THAN THIS AND toi SHOULDNT MAKE FUN OF OTHER PEOPLE EITHER!WHAT IF I a dit THAT toi WERE WEAKLING LONER.WOULD toi WANT THAT?JUST KEEP THIS IN MIND.NEVER FIGHT feu WITH feu BECAUSE YOULL JUST GET BURNED.BE THE BETTER PERSON AND WORRY ABOUT YOUR SELF, NOT OTHERS.SHES YOUR FRIEND.I HAD A FIGHT WITH MY FRIEND ONCE AND I MISS HER NOW BECAUSE BEFORE I WANTED TO END THE FIGHT SHE MOVED TO HAWAII AND SHE WAS MY BEST FRIEND EVER SINCE KINDER.IM CRYING RIGHT NOW JUST THINKING ABOUT IT.SHE DIDNT EVEN BOTHERED TO SAY par TO ME.I DID THE WRONG THING.DONT RUIN YOUR FRIENDSHIP~!!!LIKE I DID.

your jouer la comédie realy irresponsable and childish. why would toi want to continue a fight with your friend maybe she's an idiot for being Friends with you. what kind of a friend are you. toi should just stop it and déplacer on. grow up a little because your jouer la comédie like a 5 an old. just go up to her and tell her toi want to sought things out. it sounds like your jelus of her

Why fight with a friend?

toi call this person your freind yet toi come on here asking for mean comebacks toi can throw at her and make fun of her on the web that doesn't sound much like a friend judging par this toi would not be a friend i want to have a true friend would be devestated that the fight broke out and do everything they could to help resolve it. I hope toi can work it out with her. i'm sure toi are a good friend but right now toi are jouer la comédie childish and immature this is not a way to treat a friend so grow up and settle this maturly

That is so wrong.that is not what a friend is if u were a friend toi would not be talking about her like that and why do u want to fight with her and I would not want to be ur friend becuse u r not a true one.and Friends workthings out they dont ask for good comebacks to hurt them u r awful!:(

Well,i'm trying to see ur point of view but not succeeding.U shud say sorry,even if she's the bad guy here.Okay???And u dont sound like a good friend to me.A good mate wudn't ask for comebacks.Try and b a better mate.

toi should just make up and be Friends again.It's not gonna help par doing this.If toi ask me i would say i'm sorry ou what ever the reason is that your fighting.It's not worth it to lose a friend over something stupid like a tiny little fight...I think toi should make up and enjot the time toi have with your friends

Okay i get in fights with my Friends all the time...like ALL the time and im being serious, it sounds like toi hate her alot? huh? well it sounds like toi guys were never REAL frends... And so what if she likes a 'nerdy' guy? Some nerds are actually hot haha :)and i stink at sport too? no one makes fun of me!? is that suppose to be a bad thing now? I rekon if shes ditching toi to try to act cool, she obviously doesnt care about the way toi feel, and doesnt value your friendship, so i say déplacer on and find new better friends, toi never know she could come back to toi because she misses you..But if toi think your gunna miss her then just make up with her! Thats all i can say :P

If she's short, just call her a JIT all the time! I do that to my friend and she gets really mad!

Oh, I have TONS!

1.When toi look at an onion, it cries before toi do.

2.Your mama is so stupid, she tried to put M'ms in ABC order!(You can also say the smae thing with skittles.)

3.Last time I saw something like you, It was brown and I had to flush it!

Thats just a few good ones. :)

The only effective comeback is to COMPLETELY IGNORE HER.

If your just gonna verbally attack her, your just gonna become like her.
Think about it :)

actually its kinds sad ur fighting,it'll probly b summin stupid,and WHY WHY HANG OUT WIV SUM1 LIKE TAHT?i meen,id b embarased ,no offence 2 ur m8.its kinda pointless ya noe.. (•̪●)