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What are some saying that u herd that are funny ou random...

Everyone wants to go to heaven.But nobody wants to die...
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How about this one: I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on ebay?
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sweet_n_silly said:
1) froke!!!!! *hysterical laughter*
2) I wouldn't rendez-vous amoureux, date toi if toi were the last guimauve in the cornichon, pickle jar
3) cute and snake should not be in the same sentance
4) I go to Hogwarts in the town of Forks in the land of Narnia on the planet Middle Earth in a galexy far, far away.
5) Best Friends are the people that laugh at a joke three times. once when it's told, the seconde when someone explains it to them, and the third five minutes later when they actually get it.
6) I'm confused. no, wait... maybe I'm not.
7)You should only be afraid if I am QUIET
8) I'm jealous? Well I have a dinosaur and toi don't! HA!!!
9) Friends are glacière than giraffes and giraffes, they're cool.
10) forwards is backwards for backwars and backwards is backwards for forwards.
11) *insert your own inside jokes here*
12) this chemise is like a mullet, but backwards!
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO your good :DDDDD
peterslover posted il y a plus d’un an
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l’amour #4
breebree446 posted il y a plus d’un an
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lolol @ # 5.
lollipopszx3 posted il y a plus d’un an
iluvedwardc13 said:
Frank: "Has goldfinger ever had a flock of mooses advancing on him? It's a terrifying sight."

Mikey: "That's not the plural of moose, it's moosi."

Gerard: "F*ck off, it's meese."

hahahahaha i l’amour that. what is the plural of moose?
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posted il y a plus d’un an 
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hahaha i l’amour that one...
jacobblackfan23 posted il y a plus d’un an
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The plural of moose is moose. Seriously though, it is.
sarabeara posted il y a plus d’un an
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yeah, the plural of moose is moose. Can toi believe that this is the third time that has come up today for me ???
moo000 posted il y a plus d’un an
Random9747649 said:
ME (Random9747649): i think u Lost ur brain
My friend (SnowiyFlake):My brain is in my head sûr, sans danger and sound...
ME: Ur brain has a sound?

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posted il y a plus d’un an 
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mine goes---mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! Very annoying!
peterslover posted il y a plus d’un an
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MDR
jacobblackfan23 posted il y a plus d’un an
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plz tell me when i a dit that.
Snowiyflake posted il y a plus d’un an
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idk that was 1 mois il y a
Random9747649 posted il y a plus d’un an
sarabeara said:
Guy: "I don't even know why toi wear a bra. You've got nothing to put in it."
Girl: "You wear pants don't you?"

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Oh snap !!!
peterslover posted il y a plus d’un an
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oh shit that was cold MDR
jacobblackfan23 posted il y a plus d’un an
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lmaooo
lollipopszx3 posted il y a plus d’un an
breebree446 said:
When in doubt, point to the sky and run. It always works for me.
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too funny!! I'll try that one :D
peterslover posted il y a plus d’un an
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MDR ilove it
jacobblackfan23 posted il y a plus d’un an
peterslover said:
ok ok ok...this is the only thing I can think of right now (believe me, that alone is a feat in-its-self!!!).....here goes...are toi ready...

'The plus toi know, the plus toi know toi ought to know'
think about it...
It's not funny, but it's a thinker!! :D
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ok ok ok...this is the only thing I can think of right now (believe me, that alone is a feat in-its-self!!!).....here goes...are toi ready... 'The plus toi know, the plus toi know toi ought to know' think about it... It's not funny, but it's a thinker!! :D
posted il y a plus d’un an 
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I get it. It means toi want to know more, right?
breebree446 posted il y a plus d’un an
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Hmmm. That's deep. Not like kiddie pool deep, we're talking ocean deep here ;)
sarabeara posted il y a plus d’un an
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hell yea and its good to!!! :D
TwilightSagaLdy posted il y a plus d’un an
tammy63 said:
One par One the pixies steal my sanity
Of all the things I miss, I miss my mind the most
At the zoo please don't lean on the railing, toi could fall in then animaux will eat toi and toi could make them sick. Thank You.
Please do not throw cigrettes on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer
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