My friend just told me that my mother was a hamster and my father éperlan of elderberries ;_;

Think of it this way.
Hamsters are cute.
Elderberries are, well, berries and berries are fruity and delicious.
See? It's positive!

because she is a knight who won't let toi into a castle, so she is insulting... then toi build a giant wooden horse, to try and get inside the castle, but she uses a catapult to launch it at you... so yeah... go look for the holy grail now...

She has no cœur, coeur U_U No heart!!! D':

...

I have heard this before... I have definitely heard this before.

Oh! Cool story, bro.

oh yeah i bet her mother is giraffe and her father is a monkey



*shaking in fear*

... why does that sound familiar? xD

wat