don't toi have the feeling.....

MDR ALL THE TIME!

OH MY GOD I FRICKEN KNOW, RIGHT?

Every time I go to the bathroom, I don't care how bad I have to go, I fling open the douche curtain and give it an inspection.

OMFG,YES! How did toi know?!?!?! One time at a sleepover we were telling scary stories and when I went to the bathroom I thought someone was gonna jump out with a couteau so I ran fast past the douche and I tripped on the rug and landed on my face! And I FORGOT TO SHUT THE BATHROOM DOOR and my friend was like..standing in the doorway and she like maybe u fell bcuz the person in the douche tripped u... oo weeeeeee ooooo

I gotta feeling (whoo-hoo)
that in the bathroom, there's a stalker
In the bathroom, there's a stalker
In the bathroom, there's a stalk-stalker!
Tonight's the night; he will get me
He's gonna attack, when I'm taking a- pee!
I gotta feeling, in the bathroom, there's a stalker
In the bathroom, there's a stalker
In the bathroom, there's a stalk-stalker!
I got this weird feeling... (whoo-hoo?)

omfg yes all tha time cuz wen tha lights went out at mii house the douche curtain wuz movin!!!!!

yes >< i'm always scared! MDR say i got a joke: (in jail) me:so what toi go to jail for?
man: i kill a man with my hands...you?
me:uploaded a video...
(卐OPA)

That's the exact reason we got glass, see-through douche doors.










'Cept,.... there's a mirror facing the sower, so if you're in there,.... yea.... SO I douche with the light off case closed. V_V

Hell No


























what do toi think imma freak? hahaha nope


















































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ok i do!!

Yes....














BOO!

No, I never had that feeling before.

Dude I have that feeling all the time, so I open the douche curtains every time I go in there. :3

But then I go in there in the middle of the night. the curtains are closed. o.o its dark D:

Sometimes.

Ummmmm... well, a couple of years ago, I was creeped out par the dark... but nooo...

Oh hell yeah. O_O"

No... But I wish I did... I'd be like... douche Ninja! Yeah... I dare him to come out! Test me motherf*cker. Come get some... I got soap on a rope and I know how to use it Bee-otch! XD

Yeah, especially after I read this fucked up ghost story involving a thing in the shower.

Used to, then I realized the thing I'm scared of most is my own happiness. Anything behind that curtain I will welcome with open arms. ou kick its ass, dying in the process. Either way, I'm scared of being happy, which is weird because I'm happier now than I've been in a long time.

Sometimes. xD






















So, I open the douche curtains...

Nope. Because my douche is NOT with my bathtub. So no curtains. :)

I am legitimately paranoid so heck yes. I actually open the douche curtains whenever I enter.