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SymmaGirl2 said:
Oh boy. ._.
Edward Elric: I'm not short! I just live in a big world, goddammit!
Edward Elric: I'LL TURN toi ALL INTO FISH!
Edward Elric: *pretending to be evil*It's been a while since I've killed anyone. I kinda miss it.*insane grin* Ya wanna watch?
Edward Elric: Well, it's plus ou less the same. Just in smaller pieces, that's all.
*Edward's arm fails due to improper maintenance*
Lust: ...technical difficulties.
Edward Elric: BWAAAAAAAH!!!
Envy: LUCKY ME~! *knees Edward in the stomach, causing him to cough up blood*
Envy: Goodbye... Edward Elric...
Roy Mustang: I'm gonna pee my paaaaaants!
Hughes: Hey, I got a message from Roy.
Edward: toi mean the colonel?
Hughes: Yep. He said, 'Don't die under my command. You're enough trouble without the paperwork.' That was it.
Edward: Tell him fine, I'm not dying before toi do, toi morally bankrupt colonel with a god complex.
Alphonse Elric: I promise I won't get buried again!
Edward: NOT UNLESS IT'S par ME, AL!
Alphonse: Ed!
Edward: ARGH!
Ed: C'mon, Al. Let's get out of here. This whole place is gonna explode.
Al: WHAT?! But why?!?!
Ed: Because I don't like it. I made a few 'adjustments' to the pressure valves...
*cue entire island exploding*
Roy Mustang: I l’amour DOGS! chiens embody loyalty! They follow their master's commands above all else! They don't complain and they never once beg for a paycheck! Trust ^ME, Feury, they are the great servants of man! LOYAL CANINES, HOW WE SALUTE THEE! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Roy Mustang: That's a stupid question, Havoc. I say it because it's true. And when I'm führer, there will be changes. That day*spins dramatically* all female officers will be required to wear...*strikes a dramatic pose* TINY MINISKIRTS!
Riza Hawkeye: *sighs*
Havoc: *nosebleeds and drops cigarette out of his mouth* You're a miracle, Mustang! I'll follow toi for the rest of my life!*hugs Roy's leg as Roy remains posed*
Roy: Yes!
Riza:*walks away slowly*
America: Haha! Britain got a étoile, star stuck in his head, that's totally badass!
Prussia: ...You have a penis, right?
Germany: HOW ZE HOLY FÜHRER DID HE GET INTO MY BED?!?!
Ancient Rome: Heaven is where the police are British, the amoureux French, the mechanics German, the chefs Italian, and it is all organized par the Swiss~!
Cuba: I hate America! You're nothing but a bully grande!
Canada: Eh! Maple!
Kumajiro: Who are you?
Canada: I'm Canadia...
Romano: MOOSTACHE~!
...do toi really want me to go on? I have around fifteen animé left to quote. ._.
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