Your favori quote?

1. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
2. Never underestimate the power of your own stupidity.
3. When life gives toi lemons, keep your mouth shut and be thankful it didn't hand toi a live Pirannha.

The hangover 2:
"i'we got a demon in me"
"he is right,he's got seemen in him"

the social network:
"if toi have invented facebook,well,you would have invented facebook"

1."If your not with us, your against us".
2."You need to wake up and smell the coffee. Yeah well toi need to lay off the coffee".
3.Ghandi- "Live well. It is the greatest revenge".

No bastard ever won a war par dying for his country. He won it par making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.-George S. Patton.

-"Strive to achieve to what dreamer's believe"

-"You say sky's the limit, but what about space?"

-"Be careful what toi say and do to others because it will come back around on you. It's called karma"

"Ah, gravity - thou art a heartless bitch."(Sheldon, The Big Bang Theory) xD

"Fire is catching! And if we burn, toi burn with us!"

I dare toi to guess what this is from. WITHOUT Googling it.

And this one:
"A sixth sense cannot make up for a total lack of common sense."~ Saki Hanajima, Fruits Basket

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, get a life.

I will drink this coffee!

When in Rome, do as the French Canadians do!

Screw the money, I've got rules--wait, let me try that again...

I'll take a potato chip...and eat it!

"Today toi are you, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is youer than you."- Dr.Seuss

"Dance like no one is watching. Sing like no one is listening. l’amour like you've never been hurt and live like it's heaven on earth."- Mark Twain

Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight:
"You either die a hero ou toi live long enough to see yourself become the villain."

well for starters, look at my profile, but i'll give toi all three that are on my profile, they're all par the same person, though.

1."Yo yo, I'm C-Akio, working at the bakery down the street, the baddest baker you'll ever meet. word"- Akio Furukawa

2."Brother, that's whak, i'm taking that rap back"

3." Wait up, bro. Wait for Akio!"

* "We are nothing like God. Not only are our powers limited, we sometimes become the devil himself."

* "Fight everyone, trust no one, live for your dreams"

* "When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself."

* "We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will."

* "A person starts dying when they stop dreaming."

And lots plus :)

"Be who toi are say what toi feel because those that matter don't mind and those that mind don't matter." -Dr. Suess

"if life gives toi lemons,squeeze them in other peoples eyes"-me

the eyes speck for the mind,but the cœur, coeur specks for the heart.whos really talking?"-me

nigger when i die i wana go to hell cuz im a piece of shit and it aint hard to fukin tell :(

‎If toi l’amour two people at the same time choose the seconde one cause if toi really loved the first one toi wouldn’t have fallen for the second-johnny depp

■ I was Selfish, Hell, I'm still the Most Selfish!!! i never thought i'd l’amour someone Selflessly

1. What's it like inside your funny little brains, it must be so boring. -Sherlock
2. I know you're in there, I can hear toi caring. -House
3. There was a lovely little sausage named Baldrick and it lived happily ever after -Blackadder

How odd! Everyone who a dit those citations was the titre character. Weird?!

HIDH