What would be the first thing you'd do if a hobo threw chili at you..? e_o

Flail my arms around and go "What cha do that for?!" >.<
And then I'd probably sit down, hug my knees, and politley listen to his life stories and how he got to be a hobo. Then, we'd be buddies and I'd call him Chili-throwing-man XD
Yup, randomly throw chili at me and we'll be best buds for life >_O lol

LOL! smash his face

i'd wipe it off, yell at him/her, then stay as fa away as i can from them FOREVER!!!

I'd tell him what the fuck did toi do that for toi brute?!
Then i would tell him to lay off the booze and go find a woman to fuck her to be a real man.

Choke him, then get him gutted..

Curse him out.Then walk away and come back with some soap and a hose and make him wash up cuz he stink