u never die a virgin cuz life alwayz fucks u in the end

life sucks and then toi die. Yeah, I should feel so lucky...

“Most people think life sucks, and then toi die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then toi get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, toi get a new dog, toi get remarried, toi owe ten million dollars in medical bills but toi work hard for thirty five years and toi pay it back and then one jour toi have a massive stroke, your whole right side is paralyzed, toi have to limp along the streets and speak out of the left side of your mouth and drool but toi go into rehabilitation and regain the power to walk and the power to talk and then one jour toi step off a curb at Sixty-seventh Street, and BANG toi get hit par a city bus and then toi die. Maybe.”
- Denis Leary

Life's a bitch.

"God is cruel. Sometimes he makes toi live." - Stephen King


"Life can be a bitch. I just montrer it that I'm a bigger one." - Me :)

People don't die virgins. They are just returned without use.

I actually got something similair to Sapherequeen. Mine is: "Life's a bitch, so am I."

And then I also have one that I really like(and is kinda cheesy): "Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today."