A French doctor says "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks." A German doctor says "That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks." The Russian doctor says "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a cœur, coeur out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks." An American doctor, not to be outdone, says "You guys are way behind. We recently took a man with no brains out of Illinois, put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work."
A blonde was looking for work so she looked in the paper. She saw a temporary job in the paper. The blonde drove to the house, which looked pretty fancy. She knocked on the door, and a man who looked pretty wealthy opened it. The blonde a dit "Hello! I am here to paint!" The man told the blonde that the paint was in the garage, and if she needed a ladder, to go ahead and use it. He was about to go inside when he remembered something. OH MISS! he exclaimed to the blonde. She turned."Yes?" toi have to paint the porch, nothing but it, ok? She agreed and went to work. About a half heure later, the blonde knocks on the door again. The man looked at her"That was fast!" The blonde looked at him "It wasn't much! Oh, but toi got something wrong!" As the man was getting his money ready he looked at her. "What was that?" The blonde took the money and a dit "That was a Ferarri, not a Porsche!" hahaha... wait.. this might be to long!!!! oops!
