Life is that chienne behind the curtain that throws obstacles out at people. One of these is lemons. Life likes to see what different people do with these lemons. They could throw them at other people, make grain de raisin, raisin juice, stare blankly at them... And what toi do with those lemons, that defines what kind of person toi are.
Life thinks he's "all that." And is so apparently awesome. So, for some apparent (And strange reason) he's giving out lemons. WTF? DID I ASK FOR LEMONS LIFE? DID I? DIDN'T THINK SO!
Life? Life is that guy on the rue corner who sells CDs. The red guy, with the tiny little horns on his head, the tail, with his own firey furnace. He calls himself Mr. Hellman. And he gives out lemons if toi manage to fill out his math CD lyrics. Its a great reward that toi can do anything with. Its hard though, and if toi fail he says he sends toi to his home. Odd huh?