Try to make me MDR and ill give toi hommages

I think i've posté this somewhere before... but it made me lol, so i'll use it again! :)

IGOT ONE!!!!!!!
MWAHAhAHAHAHA
SCREW JUSTIN BEIBER!!!!!!!!!! >D
Okay to make toi laugh I need to knw wat kind of funy toi want!?!?!
theres:
Celebrity Embaressment Funny:
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Inappropiate Funny:
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Ventriliquist Funny:
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Comedy Funny:
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AND IF THOSE dont wrk!
Things to do at walmart while yout spouse/partner is taking their sweet time
1. get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when their not loking
2.go to the service bureau and ask to put M&M's on lay away
3. set up a tent in the camping department
4.when a clerk ask if they can help u, begin to cry and ask "why cant toi people just leave me alone?"
5.look rite into the security camera and use it as a mirror to to pick your nose
6. while handling pistolets in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are
7.dart around the story humming the mission impossible theme very loudy
8.hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through say "PICK ME!"
9. when an announcement goes on the lodspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO NO ITS THOSE VOICES AGAIN!"
10. go into a changing, stay in tere for 2 minutes, and say "THERES NO TOILETPAPER IN HERE!"

ok if that didnt make toi laugh........ wow....... O.o

i l’amour this picture
found it on my ipod touch

Me and my Friends Amanda and Chris went to the Kabana to get Chris something for dinner.
He ordered chips and me and Amanda went to sit on the wating seats while Chris got his chips and then they server guy said, "Do toi want vinegar on your chips?"
Chris said, "Yes."
The server guy bent down and brought up a plastic bottle and I leaned over to Amanda and asked, "Why is that guy pouring water on Chris' chips?"

Hawk: Sir just in case I think we should breif the men, ou boxeur, boxer them.

*awkward moment of silence between faucon and General Hawk.*

Hawk: I was talking about underwear.

Falcon: I know.

*random guy pops in*

aléatoire guy: I like underwear- WHEN IT'S IN MY ASS! I call it: cul, ass underwear.
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hawk: I just wanted to breif him, ou boxeur, boxer him.

*awkward moment of silence between general hawk and anakin skywalker*

anakin: toi already told me that joke.

hawk: i know.

I'm laz to read ur question so im just goin to answer without a lire it:

lallaaa lalllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal lllllaaaaaaa lllaaaaa

and i think u should try with joint ou u can just die i dont care anyways

good luck!

i dont know if this is funny but, last week i choked on a piece of noodle and i kept coughing, then like half an heure later i stopped and my brother was like 'the noodle came out' and i was like 'how do toi know?' and he a dit 'because it came out of your eye' then when i checked it was true. i suppose that was plus weird than funny?

~LOL~

>Remember...6 out of seven dwarves arnt happy.
>If a arbre falls in a forest and no one's there to hear it....who gets to keep the wood?

a quote from Jim Gaffigan
"My wife's gotten really lazy, ou as she calls it, 'pregnant'."

The most terrifying figures in history likes to play video games!

The video quality is a little messed up, but the sound is fine.

If this doesn't make toi laugh, I give up.

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There were two dinosaures sitting on an island, when they see Noah's Ark go by. One says to the other, "Oh shit! That was today?!"

Here is a conversation between two of my Friends that had very bad timing on Alex's part:
Izzy: They mean a very sensitive part of the male anatomy.
Alex: Woo!

Pictures here:
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So yeah...I GOT A ROCK! lol.

Someone in this spot is a murderer.....

this is probably innapropriate but ive seen worse in these réponses so...oh well

try dis

a arguing couple drive par a hered of cows the wife says "relatives of yours?" & the husband says "yup inlaws!" lol! XD

I have a feeling that none of our réponses will make toi laugh but it is worth a try. Here toi go

It's kind of hard to answer... But, just to tell you, none of the other posts made me MDR either ^^ It doesn't mean mine will make toi laugh but anyways...

There's also this one : link

And this one (I can't think of anything else right now...) : link

If this doesn't work then this --->
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If These two don't work then here-->
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i dont know if it will work but here toi go!

IDK If This Will Make U Laugh :) Hehe HAHAHA ITS FUNNY

Im sure you'll find this humor funny

LMFAO! if toi don't laugh at this idiots...something is wrong.

*chews peice of gum then sticks it on bros face*

I'm going to tell toi stuff that's happened to me before...

-I've tripped UP the stairs, twice in one day. And I got applauded for it.
-I hit my head on a ceiling, and I had to go to the ER for it.
-I've had a dream about talking hubcaps, sparkling blue dragons, and being hit in the kidney with a laser. Yes, the kidney. No, I'm not sure why.
-I've eaten ice cream with no utensils. I shoved my face right into the bowl and started eating it up. My face was brown afterward.

And the most epic quote ever, "When life hands toi Skittles, chuck them at people's faces and say TASTE THE FREAKIN RAINBOW!!!!" :)

I know I failed, but it was fun écriture it!

im a banane im a banana

here what about this!! ::D

Well lots of vidéos I was thinking of adding were added already, so I'll just add a pic.....

one guy randomly a dit to the other,in the middle of class "You smell like frosting!"

Here are a few videos! Looking at the answers, apparently, dude, NOTHING makes toi laugh, but whatever....hopefully I'll make a few people laugh (or at least smile.)

NCIS Enquêtes spéciales Sexual Harassment Training (It's a show, NCIS.) link

Snuggie commercial: link


The Potty Putter: (A REAL commercial-below!)

Tiddy Bear: A real commercial! link

Ok. Yeaah. Um...

There was a retar-- i mean intellectually disabled teenager and he was accueil alone 1 day. He had a high functioning form of autism. So yeaah, He loved harry potter. He was watching one of the films when a counselor knocks on the door. minutes later, he calls his mom and informs her that he has a "house elf". The mom doesnt think much of it. But when she gets home, she finds that something is trying to kick out of the closet. Make that someone, ...The counselor! It turns out that the counselor happened to be a midget.!! The boy had been sliding m&m's under the door for the 'house elf' to eat. He'd blocked the door with a chair.




Mr/Mrs. Non-Humerous, ik this isnt funny to u, but wateva. Its a kinda funny real life story.

Poor Noah...

how bout this?

I have a joke and funny pic.Heres the pic

O_O.................. O_O ............................. O_O ............................. O_O .............................. oh god....... e_O im ok......................... i think...................... O_O yep... e_e *blinks* -_- AH! * holds hand over eye* MY EEEEEEEYE!!!!!!!!!!!!

idk i just randomly did it ...... XD heres a pic.

i have a few tricks up my sleeve

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all those cracked me up
:'D

haha wooow

My objetive is not to make toi MDR But I will post a picture anyway

I'm a (emo)(ninja)(nerd)(rapper)

Okay Knock Knock...Who's there...Deli Demetri Carli Boo...Deli Demetri Carli Boo who?... Deli Demetri Carli Boo hoo.

XD