Brick: come on Butch, we're leaving.
Butch: where and why?
Brick: we gotta go save the prince
Butch: that gay? toi can't be serious.
Boomer: And so they set off on a crappy adventure to save their beloved prince....GAAAAAYYYY. until Brick and Butch tripped over a rock and broke both their legs. the end! :) .....what? ugh, toi want me tell toi the full story? uggh fine. >:(
Brat: -comes in- hi Boomie! -Isabella's line- Whatcha doin'?
Boomer: just telling a story.
Brat: -looks around- ummm.....to who?
Boomer: the audience of course! :D
Brat: -looks at where we are and sees nobody- Boomie, are toi sure you're ok?
Boomer: yep! :)
Brat: ooookkkk......i'll be playing with my toys if toi need me. -exits room-
Boomer: ok! anyway, back to the story...
Butch: this looks like where King Plutonium might be.
Brick: let's take a look.
-they go in-
Brick: hello? anyone home?
Old Man: hello there young men.
Brick and Butch: -scream like girls-
Brick: -punches old man-
Old Man: ow! what the hell was that for?!
Brick: sorry dude, we thought toi were a rapist.
Old Man: toi must be needing this. -takes out a wooden sword- it's for free!
Brick and Butch: cool!
Old Man: yes for $900. buy it for low price!
Butch: but toi a dit it was free!
Old Man: BUY THE DAMN SWORD!!! -throws it at Butch-
Butch: -gets knocked down- ow!
-$900
Brick: hey! we want our money back!
Old Man: thank toi come again!
Butch: no fair, man! we wanna refund!
Old Man: thank toi come again!
Brick: if toi say that one plus time i'm gonna...!
Old Man: GET THE F*** OUT!!!!
-are kicked out of the hole-
Boomer: so with no money the two Heroes continue on their quest. so they need help from he great and powerful........WIZARD BOOMER!!!! :D
Brick: hey, are toi wizard Boomer? our brother?
Wizard Boomer: uh-huh. can i help you?
Butch: can toi help us on our stupid quest?
Brick: yeah, we need to save a prince.
Wizard Boomer: ummmm....don't toi mean princess?
Butch: no...prince.
Boomer: -whispers- oh God. -normal voice- sorry but i can't help you.
Brick: fine. -pretends he's leaving and then attacks the wizard- GIVE ME YOUR MAGIC!!! GIVE YOUR MAGIC!!!! GIVE ME YOUR MAGIC!!!!
Wizard Boomer: aaggghhhh!!! get off! fine i'll help you!
Brick and Butch: yay!
The retarded wizard has joined your team!
Wizard Boomer: shut up.
Princess Buttercup: hey, aren't toi guys supposed to be saving the prince? well toi shouldn't because he's gay.
Brick: finally! someone that agrees with me!
Butch: -is in love-
Princess Buttercup: but i'll help.
Tough Princess Buttercup has joined your team-

to be continued...